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1 minute ago, HookEm said:

I'm not sure I have ever seen a bigger douche than Jim Harbaugh.

Already forgot Bob Stoops? 

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Don’t get mad at the Holy Spirit my brother, just Harbaugh

Sister. And I ain’t got nothing against the Holy Ghost cept my calls go unreturned. Fuck harbaugh and his sanctimonious ass.

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tex Pete, the Texas tough guy!

You spend a lot of time taking needless shots at our fans. You must have lots of friends. 

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3 minutes ago, HookEm said:

I'm not sure I have ever seen a bigger douche than Jim Harbaugh.

He's a a douche that just won a national championship.. m

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I mean..he's done things, I'll allow it

 

 

~20 pass attempts per game. What a leader 🙄.  Between his eye black and his pre game meditation at the fg on field the kid is a narcissistic tool

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

Damn, dude, get Michigan's dick out of your mouth.

Says the dork who said "Go Huskies" lulz

Fuck Washington. 

11 minutes ago, troph said:

Me too I had chocolate cake and ice cream and am about to roll into bed. 

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

Their shit talking was lame and essentially involved calling us fags and faggots. I’m sorry but that was marginally ok 15-20 years ago. Most of us are in our late 40’s or older. There’s no need for that garbage. They were as arrogant about their team as anyone could be. I guess you can’t blame them but then they got handled tonight and probably won’t sniff this stage for quite some time. Go act like college football royalty somewhere else. Take the loss pussies.

Yeah.  That’s every fan base.  Even ours. Seems like a lot of recency bias.  Ohio St and Michigan fans are 10x worse. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You spend a lot of time taking needless shots at our fans. You just have lots of friends. 


I’m sorry I wasn’t at your singular PTSD triggering event in San Diego 23 years ago. 

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did they keep pops away from JJs girl?

 

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Dad tax is real

14 minutes ago, troph said:

 

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Fat lesbians are just fat chicks who never figured out how to give good blowjobs

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah.  That’s every fan base.  Even ours. Seems like a lot of recency bias.  Ohio St and Michigan fans are 10x worse. 

I disagree. No place for slurs, sorry. 

Husky fans in the Super Dome were literal scum of the earth. So many quips about Sark’s substance abuse (ex: “I hope he relapses, etc.”). I hope they’re miserable tonight.

6 minutes ago, HookEm said:

I'm not sure I have ever seen a bigger douche than Jim Harbaugh.

You do watch the Texas-OU game every year right?

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Fat lesbians are just fat chicks who never figured out how to give good blowjobs

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1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Husky fans in the Super Dome were literal scum of the earth. So many quips about Sark’s substance abuse (ex: “I hope he relapses, etc.”). I hope they’re miserable tonight.

Who gives a shit? All fan bases are toxic 

17 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah.  That’s every fan base.  Even ours. Seems like a lot of recency bias.  Ohio St and Michigan fans are 10x worse. 

Still remember one time walking away from DKR after a bad loss during Charlie’s reign… just to have two drunk frat bros yell out racist slurs at me as I waked by. So yeah, shitty fans everywhere. 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Who gives a shit? All fan bases are toxic 

Fuck humans in the goat ass

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who gives a shit? All fan bases are toxic 

Schools have fans that are shitty, news at 11.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I’m sorry I wasn’t at your singular PTSD triggering event in San Diego 23 years ago. 

You sound dramatic. Maybe put the booze down. You become an overreacting fucktard on game threads. 
 

I only said their fans are assholes.

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Washington fans in Nola and at the Sugar Bowl were fine. But I’m not a thin skinned pussy like some in our fanbase. 

I saw those fucks doing the horns down.  Off w their heads!

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who gives a shit? All fan bases are toxic 

Wrong. Schools like Michigan, North Carolina, Texas and Georgia are cut from a different cloth. I have more respect for OU fans than I do Washington’s.

5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

~20 pass attempts per game. What a leader 🙄.  Between his eye black and his pre game meditation at the fg on field the kid is a narcissistic tool

Over past 2 season 86yrds separate Quinn and JJ

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I saw those fucks doing the horns down.  Off w their heads!

It’s simply supposed to result in a loss. See exhibit A most recently Texas vs Nebraska women’s volleyball, post horns down ass whhopping.

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Over past 2 season 86yrds separate Quinn and JJ

Did he start every game? Quinn missed what - 6 games at least over the last two seasons? That’s not the flex you think 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. Schools like Michigan, North Carolina, Texas and Georgia are cut from a different cloth. I have more respect for OU fans than I do Washington’s.

So a fine tailored jersey if you will?

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Did he start every game? Quinn missed what - 6 games at least over the last two seasons? That’s not the flex you think 

And a year ahead 

1 minute ago, Longhornstampede said:

And 1 national championship

And a mullet.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Wrong. Schools like Michigan, North Carolina, Texas and Georgia are cut from a different cloth. I have more respect for OU fans than I do Washington’s.

That’s laughable at best and you honestly don’t think this 

10 minutes ago, Richter said:

O.K. McCarthy is a winner in my book.

He’s a winner for sure. So was Ken Dorsey.  The guy is a disposable college QB on a team that leans on its defense and running game. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Anyone on here could have handed the ball off like he did 

Not @dec3169… he’s too nerdy reading Wikipedia for sick burn references to obvious joke posts.  

Penix "hey cameras, get a good shot of me limping to get that sympathy to take away from the fact I sucked shit tonight" lmao. Keep on walking and crying.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Penix "hey cameras, get a good shot of me limping to get that sympathy to take away from the fact I sucked shit tonight" lmao. Keep on walking and crying.

Wondered if they were going to get the cart for him

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Penix "hey cameras, get a good shot of me limping to get that sympathy to take away from the fact I sucked shit tonight" lmao. Keep on walking and crying.

Nobody likes a limp penix….

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