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What a clown show this Walker Hayes douchebag is. 

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Go Huskies! Hope Washington wins and Penix puts on a QB clinic. 
Hope the Huskies win a wild one! Last CFP game so I hope it’s not like last year’s dud. 
 

 

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Is having Walker Hayes "sing" on College GameDay our punishment for not having an SEC team in the national championship game?  How in the hell could anyone pay to listen to him??  I'd rather listen to a duet of Rosanne Barr and Carl Lewis butcher the National Anthem on a loop.

Bring some Chris Stapleton or George Strait or some shit like that man. There are so many great country artists man. But it’s like the pre-pre show soooooo.  At least I don’t have to see Kirby Smart grunting about “aggression” like he did last year. Harbaugh is becoming a bobble head of himself. That takes skill. Aggy will claim the win if the Huskies triumph because they all wanted us to know they offered for DeBoer and he told them to fuck off. Such a day. 

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We just snuck into the club section, so I'm watching from here somehow.

Ran into Detlef Schrempf.  Told him that I loved him on Parks and Recreation, and he busted out laughing and said that no one had ever told him that.

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Damn wish I was watching Texas tonight 

 

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So what time does this thing actually kickoff… 7:30? 8:00? 8:30? 9:00? 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

So what time does this thing actually kickoff… 7:30? 8:00? 8:30? 9:00? 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So what time does this thing actually kickoff… 7:30? 8:00? 8:30? 9:00? 

I believe 6:45 Central. 

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37 minutes ago, Burt said:

Not sure if you're talking about Walker Hayes, but he was just one a few seconds ago.  I never thought I'd hear anything worse than that fucking Fancy Like Applebee's song...but I was wrong.

Yeah listening to that "Fancy Like" song should carry a warning label causes sharts

 

4 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I hope Washington loses on the last play of the game.

Rollout to the left, here’s the passssss, oh it slipped out of his hand backwards, fumblllleeeee scooped up by Michigan! He. Could. Go. All. The. Way. Touchdownnnnnn. Harbaugh is naked streaking!!! What an ending!!!

3 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

I'll go Huskies over fighting Ted Kaczynski's

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I mean Washington gave us DKR and Sark (in a way) so it’s an easy one for me. Up until this year I’ve always rooted for Michigan but the whole “us against the world because we got busted in a professionally elaborate sign stealing deal” pushed me over the edge. I picked the Huskies for the final four in that thread from August and I like them a lot for the win. Go Huskies! 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Bundy was way cooler and interesting than Teddy K.

It still blows my mind he worked/volunteered for a suicide hotline. 

Did Caleb Williams season go downhill after that fansville commercial?

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

One more time before we hop in the car...

 

Holy shit that was awful. I feel bad for everyone they conned into that. 

Corso has much respect for Warshington...

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

My wife’s grandpa Don. Rose bowl champion and All American at Michigan. 
 

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Family in full maize and blue tonight. I’m sitting here holding back tears mumbling go blue. 

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I'm so glad that TV isn't mounted over the fucking fireplace like so many savages do.

Huge respect.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Did anyone tell him they have shittier weather in Michigan?

1 minute ago, immamac said:

God fucking damnit this broadcast. 

Fucking excellent opener. Got a little dusty! Go Huskies!!!!! 

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Did anyone tell him they have shittier weather in Michigan?

Michigan is like California

"hot and sunny every day; every day hot and sunny!"

 

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Let’s Do This Boys !!!!!

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Fucking excellent opener. Got a little dusty! Go Huskies!!!!! 


that was damn good

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IDGAF who you are, VY saying, "i got your Hollywood ending."

is pretty much the pinnacle of sports braggadocio and backing it up.

 

he can say it forever.

6 hours ago, miguelito said:

Cheer on the UW Huskies with this powerfully purple cocktail!

The Purple & Gold

2 oz HDC Lavender Vodka
1/2 oz Raft Vanilla Simple Syrup
3 Lemon Wedges

In a shaker, muddle 3 lemon wedges and Raft vanilla syrup. Add HDC Lavender Vodka and ice and shake for 10 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass and enjoy!

 

 

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https://heritagedistilling.com/blogs/recipes/the-purple-gold

 

 

 

I don't have any lavender vodka, but I do have some purple gin, Empress 1908.  It'll have to do. 

I can only assume someone dropped lavender leaves into vodka.  But that mile long state on Penix gives me a buzz.

Lavender in vodka?  SMDH… no wonder Putin hates us. 

I’m reasonably certain that AT&T didn’t build that helmet 

Just needed to get by Washington. We matched up way better against Michigan and would have won the national championship. Fucking penix.

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