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Carson Wentz? LOL, how does that overrated fuck still have a job?

Aubrey has missed five kicks this season, all between 32 and 36 yards — three XP’s, the 36-yarder in the fourth and the blocked 32-yarder in the first quarter. He’s 85-for-85 on everything else.

So what happens if the Rams blow this? Who do we get? Saints?

Welp, forget it. Niners fumbled the ball away.

Cowboys PO Schedule most likely: 

MNF

Should they win that? 

Early game following Saturday. 

Rams have been really good, peaking at the right time. They worry me (with their first teamers starting). I'm far less worried about the Pack. I don't think they are that great. But it's the Cowboys so....

 

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Eagles are in. I'm guessing they're sitting out some starters

They were not. Had they won and we lost they got 2 seed and chance for two games at home. Now on the road to Tampa. They are playing bad ball.
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Cowboys PO Schedule most likely: 
MNF
Should they win that? 
Early game following Saturday. 

Not it’s the 4/5 matchup
Rams have been really good, peaking at the right time. They worry me (with their first teamers starting). I'm far less worried about the Pack. I don't think they are that great. But it's the Cowboys so....
 

I’m only worried about Aaron jones running for 150.

They do have 3 strait wins but not the best competition
25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Just wins over Philly & Detroit with winning records, right? 

As of this minute, I think the Cowboys are 3-4 against teams with winning records. Wins over the Lions, the Eagles and the Rams. It will be 4-4 if the Seahawks can hang on. Looks like Arizona is going to have a long FG to perhaps win the game.

Prater missed a 51-yarder at the gun and the Cowboys get a fourth win over a team that finishes with a winning record.

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Prater missed a 51-yarder at the gun and the Cowboys get a fourth win over a team that finishes with a winning record.

So 4-4 against teams wirh .500 records. Not nearly as bad as made out.

Whiffed on Rams/Hawks. 
 

It was a joke, @Drew  

Pace yourself, it’s the playoffs.

None of Dallas’ four wins over winning teams came away from the Death Star. Thankfully, we don’t have to go on the road the first two weeks.

Cowboys path to the SB:

Step 1: Beat GB and Beat Det

Step 2: Eagles beat SF

Step 3: Home NF Champ

If any step involves us going to SF, it is a wrap. 

7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Step 2: Eagles beat SF

Not happening. SF is the team to beat. Let’s hope Dallas can get to the NFC championship 

If… IF it’s the Cowboys/Niners for the NFCCG, then hopefully Fox uses AI to replicate Summerall’s intro to either ‘92 or ‘93 NFCCGs… of course I’m getting way ahead of myself.  Nothing matters more than next week. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

If… IF it’s the Cowboys/Niners for the NFCCG, then hopefully Fox uses AI to replicate Summerall’s intro to either ‘92 or ‘93 NFCCGs… of course I’m getting way ahead of myself.  Nothing matters more than next week. 

no need for AI.  Just have Moose do it.  He's fucking morphed into Summerall.

 

14 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not happening. SF is the team to beat. Let’s hope Dallas can get to the NFC championship 

I don't think it's an insane hypothetical for the eagles to beat SF. I give them a 30% chance of getting it done. They went to the superbowl last year and get a warmup game against Tampa Bay. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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fecals coach looks like he was drawn by Napoleon Dynamite. Shading is all wrong and shit.

Knowing our luck we lose to Packers kryptonite.  They are not that good but they are in green and yellow sooooooo

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I don't think it's an insane hypothetical for the eagles to beat SF. I give them a 30% chance of getting it done. They went to the superbowl last year and get a warmup game against Tampa Bay. 

Philly isn’t beating SF. Hell, the Eagles might not beat Tampa. The Eagles were already reeling and lost AJ Brown to a knee injury. Also, Jalen Hurts dislocated his finger and left the game soon after. The only team that seems to have a prayer of helping the Cowboys by beating SF on the second weekend *might* be the Rams, who have been playing pretty well down the stretch.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

fecals coach looks like he was drawn by Napoleon Dynamite. Shading is all wrong and shit.

He looks like someone took a picture of a typical Philadelphian who was just told Rocky isn’t real.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

fecals coach looks like he was drawn by Napoleon Dynamite. Shading is all wrong and shit.

He has Pete Davidson “butthole” eyes

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He has Pete Davidson “butthole” eyes

Without the Pete Davidson dong and body count.  Advantage: Pete Davidson

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Philly isn’t beating SF. Hell, the Eagles might not beat Tampa. The Eagles were already reeling and lost AJ Brown to a knee injury. Also, Jalen Hurts dislocated his finger and left the game soon after. The only team that seems to have a prayer of helping the Cowboys by beating SF on the second weekend *might* be the Rams, who have been playing pretty well down the stretch.

Eagles will beat TB by 14+ next week and all of their struggles down the stretch will be forgotten. 

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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His Dad was that toothless hillbilly in Deliverance.

11 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

He looks like someone took a picture of a typical Philadelphian who was just told Rocky isn’t real.

Wait… what?

Rams beat lions, Cowboys beat GBay then likely Cowboys get philly.  

25 minutes ago, DougO said:

fecals coach looks like he was drawn by Napoleon Dynamite. Shading is all wrong and shit.

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Eagles play Bucs. Could lose.
Rams go to Lions. Rather Rams beat Lions. We beat Pack at ATT, rams would go to SF and Bucs come here. If Rams win and we beat Bucs then champ game at att.

Eagles will beat TB by 14+ next week and all of their struggles down the stretch will be forgotten. 

Eagles without AJ are in real trouble. I think Bucs beat them. We can only play SF in champ game.
3 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Eagles play Bucs. Could lose.
Rams go to Lions. Rather Rams beat Lions. We beat Pack at ATT, rams would go to SF and Bucs come here. If Rams win and we beat Bucs then champ game at att.

Baker Mayfield isnt beating the Eagles. lol

5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Eagles without AJ are in real trouble. I think Bucs beat them. We can only play SF in champ game.

Is Davante Smith playing? He was hurt at the end of the Cardinals game last week.

9 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Baker Mayfield isnt beating the Eagles. lol

Potential Mallet finger on Hurts, AJ out, just got butt fucked by the giants. Why the fuck not?

Depends how Baker is feeling. He is very banged up right now and has looked like dog shit the last 2 games. If he rolls out another one of those performances, even as reeling as the Eagles are, I think they find enough to beat TB.

First, winning the East, locking in the 2 seed,  feels so good. Then seeing the eagles meltdown, just thinking of their shitty fans, it's beautiful and deserved. Now let's beat the ever living shit out of the packers and move on to the next. 

 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Depends how Baker is feeling. He is very banged up right now and has looked like dog shit the last 2 games. If he rolls out another one of those performances, even as reeling as the Eagles are, I think they find enough to beat TB.

Yeah I think some people didnt watch the TB game today. Carolina is complete dogshit and they didnt exactly win that game convincingly. 

According to Michael Irvin, Jimmy has lifted the curse and now the Cowboys can resume wining playoff games. 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Without the Pete Davidson dong and body count.  Advantage: Pete Davidson

I understand how you would know about Pete since it was in pop culture, but how do you know what siriani has holstered?

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I understand how you would know about Pete since it was in pop culture, but how do you know what siriani has holstered?

Pretty much what BearSchlong said.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wait… what?

It ain’t rocket surgery.

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