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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

So go fuck oprah if thats your deal. Bigger tits and she cant get pregnant. 

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  • yes, next season because the nfl scouts haven’t been watching him all season 

  • What magazine was the millionaire in?

  • It is funny so many people bitch about her, but she's not running the camera.  She's sitting there watching a football game.  The vitriol by a lot of people is way misguided.

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Actually has curves unlike disgusting looking Taylor Swift.

If Swift looked like this, she’d be a Vic Mackey 10

 

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

So go fuck oprah if thats your deal. Bigger tits and she cant get pregnant. 

So, no purple condoms needed….

29 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah she's not my type and neither is her music, but she actually seems like a very nice chick, esp as mega celebrities go. Amazing legs though and I still find some of her music listenable ... and I would most definitely hit that shit.


having nutted in and all over a ‘young’ millionaire (female), doing that to a billionaire (female) has to be a nice high 

#humblebrag 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


having nutted in and all over a ‘young’ millionaire (female), doing to a billionaire (female) has to be a nice high 

#humblebrag 

What magazine was the millionaire in?

Just now, deadshank said:

What magazine was the millionaire in?


dime a dozen in houston 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Already swung by my parents earlier today to set up peacock and my account

My kids suck

And I'm not paying for another channel that I don't really watch

Fans and commentators giving Taylor a lot of shit, and he's definitely committed too many penalties ... but this time it looked to me like he was pushed into the defender.

If you don't have Peacock, a special showing of "I am Paul Walker" is now showing on the CW

Just now, AbeFroman said:

If you don't have Peacock, a special showing of "I am Paul Walker" is now showing on the CW

Sounds hot. 
 

 

as far as the game, if KC can’t punch in their chances, they are going to leave Miami in this game. 

I knew as soon as Garrett said he liked the call to go for it, the Dolphins were fucked.

Just now, AbeFroman said:

I knew as soon as Garrett said he liked the call to go for it, the Dolphins were fucked.

Beat me to it!

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

I knew as soon as Garrett said he liked the call to go for it, the Dolphins were fucked.

What really screwed them was that braindead play call on 3rd down.

Elite bitch and moan offense

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Elite bitch and moan offense

They have a pretty damn good case in that situation. It was an obvious PI.

Chiefs hold mucho pince tiempo and then go nuts when holding isn’t called in their favor 

Just now, hookemATL said:

Refs having a rough half. 

Yeah the Chiefs OL blatantly holds and they never get called for it so a little grab on a reciever whatever. 

Plus it was Brandon Jones it was good defense to me

You will never love anything as much as shirtless Chiefs guy loves the Chiefs. 

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Chiefs hold mucho pince tiempo and then go nuts when holding isn’t called in their favor 

94 on the D line was getting held bad but the call is on the D in the backfield.  should have been offsetting at best.

You will never love anything as much as shirtless Chiefs guy loves the Chiefs. 

I feel like that guy is a breathing avatar of the complete insanity that underlies any Midwestern lifer.
Just now, Al_4_ISU said:


I feel like that guy is a breathing avatar of the complete insanity that underlies any Midwestern lifer.

I'm wondering if he's having an out of body experience right now. There has to be some answer as to how he hasn't frozen to death already

Just now, AbeFroman said:

N R H represent

the owners putting monuments to their dead family members on the uniforms is just dressing up your toy soldiers for billionaires.

Good lord Jason Garrett fucking sucks

Just now, Zeus said:

Good lord Jason Garrett fucking sucks

Absolutely the worst. Does anyone besides Jerruh like him?

Garrett’s voice makes me rage. I can’t judge objectively if he’s any good.

If Tua didn't suck the fins would be up. Really can't stand mahomes, kelce and company . Way to much crying and depend on refs.

Bunch of Dallas fan Garrett PTSD up in this bitch 

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Garrett’s voice makes me rage. I can’t judge objectively if he’s any good.

Just the shit he talks about I get it they want to "introduce the game" to newbies but damn just shut the fuck up or say something relevant and interesting. 

He's just filling space

"Just take a knee here"

"Why not great idea to get aggressive here"

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Bunch of Dallas fan Garrett PTSD up in this bitch 

Not a cowboys fan or hater and I agree he’s awful at this and his voice is awful. He’s bad enough on the pregame show…I’d rather have Simms in the booth. 

I'm wondering if he's having an out of body experience right now. There has to be some answer as to how he hasn't frozen to death already

He’s assuredly been drinking since he woke up, and not casually either. Basically, his blood has too much alcohol in it to freeze.

You’re the doctor here, but it makes sense to me.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


I agree. Sitting in a suite that will be nearly 100 degrees hotter than the fans says so much about her.

 At Gillette Stadium no less.

 

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:


He’s assuredly been drinking since he woke up, and not casually either. Basically, his blood has too much alcohol in it to freeze.

You’re the doctor here, but it makes sense to me.

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Not a cowboys fan or hater and I agree he’s awful at this and his voice is awful. He’s bad enough on the pregame show…I’d rather have Simms in the booth. 

I'd rather have Collinsworth ... and I fucking hate Collinsworth with the white-hot intensity of a bazillion suns.

It’s not like Garrett can coach again. With 17 games it’d be impossible to go 8-8.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the owners putting monuments to their dead family members on the uniforms is just dressing up your toy soldiers for billionaires.

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He's from North Richland Hills.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s not like Garrett can coach again. With 17 games it’d be impossible to go 8-8.

8-8-1 is still a possibility though...

1 hour ago, AbeFroman said:

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He's from North Richland Hills.

i thought you were referencing the patches on the uniforms, but that was NKH (wasn't paying enough attention to remember the initials)

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