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Tin pot dictator has grown accustomed to ruling his own little fiefdom.  An upstart group of rebels defy him so he kicks them out of their home.

Rebels stage an insurrection at the homecoming parade.  Their leader goes so far as seducing the dictator’s wife.

Animal House

21 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I googled a bit and found “Man on Fire” - the Denzel movie is garbage.

It's been sad in many ways but the simplest way to put this is...  You're an idiot.

Besides Man on Fire, Taken, Predator, Commando, True Lies, Unforgiven and all of the Bourne movies I'll add:

The Sons of Katie Elder

El Dorado

Rio Bravo

The Count of Monte Cristo

Atomic Blonde

The Crow

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I’m convinced many of you haven’t seen man on fire in 20 years. I agree with most critics that it is not good.

Blue Eyed Samurai is a new addition to this list.

Also, Man on Fire is dope. Not super well received at the time but extremely rewatchable

40 minutes ago, locodos said:

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Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory FAFO List:

Augustus Gloop

Violet Beauregarde

Veruca Salt

Mike Teevee

Charlie Bucket

 

seconded that man on fire is eye-rolly.  howeva, i don't think that high cinema is what we are really going for with this genre, else you run real short after john wick and a few others.

23 hours ago, Da Fino said:

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Why don't you call it "Magnum P.U."?

How about "Citizen Dickbag"?

Snark Victory?

Wait, I got it! Casablampkin.



 

 

 

On 1/9/2024 at 9:43 AM, Genco said:

 

Motherfucking Charlie Bronson holding the barrel of a 50cal as he mows people down is the epitome of suspension of disbelief 

On 1/9/2024 at 6:31 PM, South Austin said:

Good flick, and even the title is FAFO-ish.

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underrated movie IMO

Does The Patriot qualify for this list?

18 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

@magicsoccerspray had this on his list, but it deserves more cred.

 

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love the movie, but is it really fafo?  its basically bad guy origin story type movie.  he's slighted by the world and goes to 11.

1 hour ago, Plorant said:

Does The Patriot qualify for this list?

Just for the cannonball decapitation alone. 

On 1/10/2024 at 6:16 AM, Macanudo said:

It's been sad in many ways but the simplest way to put this is...  You're an idiot.

Besides Man on Fire, Taken, Predator, Commando, True Lies, Unforgiven and all of the Bourne movies I'll add:

The Sons of Katie Elder

El Dorado

Rio Bravo

The Count of Monte Cristo

Atomic Blonde

The Crow

Same movie

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Same movie

Nu-uh!   One has Dean Martin and one has Robert Mitchum.

 

;)

Shawshank Redemption- the warden

One on One- the coach

The Punisher- the kingpin

The Natural- the Whammer, the gambler, and for Pop

The Godfather- everybody who fucked with them.

 

Let the Right One In
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Good call. This and Hunter, Hunter are both hardcore FAFO horror endings.
On 1/9/2024 at 8:31 PM, South Austin said:

Good flick, and even the title is FAFO-ish.

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Beat me to it. Was just coming to post this one. Great flick.

Sticking with Mel Gibson, how about OG Mad Max?

Just caught the last half hour of Commando. Fits this thread well.

I love the casting.

"Hey, we need an antagonist who believably served with Arnold in the Army special forces. His equal on the battlefield."

"Best I can do is a hairy, chubby Australian with a porn mustache wearing a chainmail vest."

"Perfect. No notes."

Beekeeper is a solid entry in the genre. 
Will probably check that one out tomorrow
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Beekeeper is a solid entry in the genre. 

Came here to post this. I really enjoyed this for how ridiculous and goofy it was. 

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Good flick, and even the title is FAFO-ish.
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If you haven’t seen the director’s cut, find it. It’s a completely different movie but somehow even more bad ass.
4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

If you haven’t seen the director’s cut, find it. It’s a completely different movie but somehow even more bad ass.

Thanks.  I haven't seen that movie in probably two decades, so the director's cut might not seem all that different.

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