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I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

you're a fucking idiot. 

Aggy took one too many hits from the jizz jar

A university within a state that is great enough to be it's own nation, with the school mascot named after an untamable beast in a Longhorn, also has the best rivalry in America..!

 

The governor refuses to stand for the national anthem and has a fake army color guard.

Hubris.  The state's obsession with itself gives the vibe of a bunch of dudes compensating for something.

But I can over look it because I always have fun down there and most people are good shit once you get them to change the subject from prattling on about Texas.  I also love how dramatically the vibe can change from wild as all hell to dry county in about 10 miles.  Texas is nothing if not entertaining.

Fuck Aggy too.

37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Our campus has great tits.

Yeah, that too.  Austin is pretty great.

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Delete thread, ban user 

For real, this.

 

2 minutes ago, Spoetzl said:

I like the way it's shaped.

Nice Fandango quote.  Also what other state can open a beer?

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24 minutes ago, Spoetzl said:

I like the way it's shaped.

True. Recognized around the world.

F ou

F aggy

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The governor refuses to stand for the national anthem and has a fake army color guard.

Is that similar or different than the talking plastic cup on tv that you poop in?

Texas's boundaries are aesthetically pleasing.

FWIW, I think you could open beers with Alaska and Wisconsin.

I'm in favor of immediate and permanent user ban for anyone who starts another "Tell me about" thread.

27-25

45-35

41-38

Roll left

15-14

Those should do quite nicely.  

Edited by lemonandaturd
Fuck aggy, OU, USC, Uncle Tom Osborne and arky

Is not aggy, never has been, never will be.

/thread

  • 2 weeks later...

Another video displaying the festivities on gameday in and around the city of Dallas during the UT-OU game:

 

UT recently ranked as the best overall team of the last 20 years...

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Vince Young-led Texas the best team of the past 20 years | abc7.com

abc7.com/sports/vince-young-led-texas-the-best-team-of-the...20-years/3827781/
6 days ago - 2005-06 Texas Longhorns. The 2005 Longhorns are the top championship team of the last20 years in large part because they claim the best ...

And in that case, I proclaim that the Longhorns have rights to the spoils of the spoils of the Trojans, the booty in particular:

 

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5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

UT recently ranked as the best overall team of the last 20 years...

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they aint wrong

On 7/13/2018 at 6:17 AM, 52-80 said:

I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

I was told you can go fuck yourself.

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8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I was told you can go fuck yourself.

i havent tried, but now im interested.

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