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39 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

DeBoer will do great with x and os. Hopefully Saban helps him Navigate the boosters.

Why are you hoping that? 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Point taken.  But the reason I brought it up was because it looks exactly like a certain consulting firm's idea of the photo on a candidate landing page when running for office in the South.  I mean, it's literally a stock photo example.  He's a great coach and I'm sure a nice guy IRL.  But look at it, it's like one of 50 cards I receive at Christmas from rich white people like this.  No judgement, just a humorous observation on my end.  

Maybe blonde haired white families could start taking their photos wearing blackface to class them up

Is Saban gonna hang around? I’d imagine if he was retiring he would want to get the fuck out of Tuscaloosa and maybe go to Hawaii or something and enjoy life. 

He literally said he was getting an office in the stadium 

I’m now seeing this might be fake news about Milroe.  But others are running with it

Milroe finding out what his options are.

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Looks like USA Today pulled the trigger too soon.  Seeing that Milroe isn’t gone 

Yea, DeBoer lost his Penix so it wouldn’t make sense. 

50 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Maybe blonde haired white families could start taking their photos wearing blackface to class them up with their legal-aged wimmens clothes off.

fify

16 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Yea, DeBoer lost his Penix so it wouldn’t make sense. 

Kalen woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And his Penix was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

9 minutes ago, Pods said:

Kalen woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And his Penix was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

Maybe he'll find some guy selling it next to a toaster oven. 

2 hours ago, Jebus said:

 

I hope he doesn't, and instead just wanders around practices and meetings making disapproving faces and passive aggressive comments under his breath like some kind of coaching mother in law. 

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19 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Aside from Perkins, Fran, and Price, every coach between Bear and Nick was handed some form of NCAA sanction.  I guess Nick was just clean.

There were 6 coaches between the 2. 3 is not as large a number as you think it is

3 hours ago, Jebus said:

 

I hope he doesn't, and instead just wanders around practices and meetings making disapproving faces and passive aggressive comments under his breath like some kind of coaching mother in law. 

He comes shuffling through team meetings in his bathrobe with a cigar and scotch in his hand and a newspaper under his arm on the way to the bathroom.

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

He comes shuffling through team meetings in his bathrobe with a cigar and scotch in his hand and a newspaper under his arm on the way to the bathroom.

Nah, just wearing his whitey tighties, scratching his ass, with no shirt  and his gut hanging out over his shriveled package

And then they hear Miss Terry shout from some back room, "don't forget to bring back the loofah"

Saban saying all the right things for recruiting and future of Alabama. He’ll be analyst at Texas soon 

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And then they hear Miss Terry shout from some back room, "don't forget to bring back the loofah"

while he rips out a wet fart

Saban bought a $19 million house in Jupiter, FL. He may want to spend some time there. 

5 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Saban bought a $19 million house in Jupiter, FL. He may want to spend some time there. 

Hit the local Waffle House with Tiger

Saban saying all the right things for recruiting and future of Alabama. He’ll be analyst at Texas soon 

So, the anti-Mack?
3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


So, the anti-Mack?

Pisses me off he’s not burning it down on the way out - we’ll see. I think Deboar was best option but will not be AS successful as ppl think 

29 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Saban bought a $19 million house in Jupiter, FL. He may want to spend some time there. 

He has a really nice lake house in Georgia as well 

I think the DeBoer hire by Bama was a solid pick. He’s won at every level and quickly, so he has “something” going for him. Not the splashy name, but it’s like if I had to fill the Texas vacancy tomorrow, I’d go with the likes of the KSU and KU coaches first. Yes we’re talking about Kansas!

Hook’em!!!

I had no idea Saban picked Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees, and I had no idea Saban’s daughter was sued by her sorority sister for assault & battery. Tosh is annoying but he knows his football. I wish he was talking CFB instead of McAfee.

 

I had no idea Saban picked Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees, and I had no idea Saban’s daughter was sued by her sorority sister for assault & battery. Tosh is annoying but he knows his football. I wish he was talking CFB instead of McAfee.
 

Didn’t watch video but I recalled Brees coming off a shoulder injury which was a concern . Plus Culpepper had “physical” upside.
2 hours ago, MrBig said:

I had no idea Saban picked Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees, and I had no idea Saban’s daughter was sued by her sorority sister for assault & battery. Tosh is annoying but he knows his football. I wish he was talking CFB instead of McAfee.

 

If I was forced to pick a single celebrity persona that best defined Surly folks... it would be Daniel Tosh.

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Why are you hoping that? 

Because beating down a mythical Bama team gives us more clout; See this year. Kind of like dragging your nuts over the greatest unbeatable team ever.  I rather watch the Longhorns beat down greatness than back our way into a championship like a Sooner. 


Didn’t watch video but I recalled Brees coming off a shoulder injury which was a concern . Plus Culpepper had “physical” upside.

I thought it was an elbow injury in the pro bowl or something.
49 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

If I was forced to pick a single celebrity persona that best defined Surly folks... it would be Daniel Tosh.

You're right.  Lane Kiffin should be on Surly.

1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

Because beating down a mythical Bama team gives us more clout; See this year. Kind of like dragging your nuts over the greatest unbeatable team ever.  I rather watch the Longhorns beat down greatness than back our way into a championship like a Sooner. 

We're in the SEC the same year there's a 12 team playoff starting. It's essentially impossible to back into anything now. Hoping Alabama stays like they've been is silly. Try hoping Texas takes that position instead. 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

We're in the SEC the same year there's a 12 team playoff starting. It's essentially impossible to back into anything now. Hoping Alabama stays like they've been is silly. Try hoping Texas takes that position instead. 

I'm here for the BamaJelly meltdown by their entitled "fans" when they start losing. Seeing them refusing to embrace The Suck will be Fun to watch!  Lulz.

11 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Because beating down a mythical Bama team gives us more clout; See this year. Kind of like dragging your nuts over the greatest unbeatable team ever.  I rather watch the Longhorns beat down greatness than back our way into a championship like a Sooner. 

You are fucking dumb as fuck. 

4 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Apparently he still has a house there

 

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One more reminder

 
 

: This was NOT the home in which Saban resides during his few moments of free time away from Tuscaloosa. Rather, it was an investment property that was on the market for

 
 
 
 

. His regular vacation home is nearby at "another great lot on the lake," realtor

 

19 hours ago, immamac said:

Why would Milroe go anywhere? Also I think this thread should go back to saban and deboer talk someone can start a new bama thread for team talk or we can rename the saban and bama thread. 

 

Please rename saban and bama thread to 

Alabama Football

Thx

And they say irony is dead

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

And they say irony is dead

 

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Pete was ahead of his time, sporting the same trouser style 18 years before Elko. 

10 minutes ago, wood said:

 

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Vince just having fun, ready to let his nuts hang.  

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15 minutes ago, wood said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Vince just having fun, ready to let his nuts hang.  

This looks like it was taken after the game, Vince all smiles and Bush & Leinart all grumpy.

It was before the game. That's what makes it so awesome. Vince knew.

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