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Deboer may be the next great one, who the fuck knows. Chances are much higher that he will flame out. If he ends up at Bama he will probably look good using Saban’s recruits and infrastructure. But time will tell if he would be able to sustain it

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We tried to warn people, my lovely and they wouldn’t fucking listen to our sage warnings. Looks like DeBoer has accepted if X sources are legit/accurate. We tried. It’s their funeral. I don’t drink anymore but will treat you to a steak dinner of “we fucking told yall so.”

steak dinner - always good for that. I'm hopeful Sark steps it up a notch. He can ball. but he's got another level to find.

2 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Except for that coaching in the 4th quarter of our game. It was terribad only to be bailed out by Sark’s red zone offense.

Dillon's injury was a much bigger factor in Texas' chance. that was third down. The plan was 15 seconds remaining when they punted on 4th. it was a bit of a freak accident.

We all wanted bama to suck for a decade. not gonna happen. fine. let's go.

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I think we are in fine position for the next few years, I do think Bama, Goergia and Texas are tops in the SEC for the next 3-4 years.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

That guy has 125 followers..

It’s Gregg with 2 G’s. It’s legit. 

1 hour ago, troph said:

DeBoer is a MAJOR issue for the SEC if he takes that job. and if he does, Texas AD, President's office and the BOR need to hire Bama folks as consultants on our next hires. that's one GOAT to what may be the next. Sweet fucking Jesus say it isn't so. I want DeBoer at WA or at a Big 10 school. Fuck that, I want him in the NFL where I don't have to worry one single day about him. That fucker can coach.

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

We get it, you’re terrified of him 

Scares you to death.

 

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That guy has 125 followers..

But have you seen who those 125 are? They might be really important. 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

But have you seen who those 125 are? They might be really important. 

Damn you got me there

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Scares you to death.

 

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ain't nothing if you make sure your pee is clear and you've had your orange slices at halftime and look forward to that warm cookie after the game. let's go kids!!!

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Also it’s clearly fake bc it would already be tricking through the major sports reporters and media by now 

30 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Pretty sure it's Deboer.  Sounds like he's out at Washington.

He gone.  😞

Just now, Beau Vine said:

He gone.  😞

Bama or Seahawks though?

1 hour ago, troph said:

DeBoer is a MAJOR issue for the SEC if he takes that job. and if he does, Texas AD, President's office and the BOR need to hire Bama folks as consultants on our next hires. that's one GOAT to what may be the next. Sweet fucking Jesus say it isn't so. I want DeBoer at WA or at a Big 10 school. Fuck that, I want him in the NFL where I don't have to worry one single day about him. That fucker can coach.

Will he have eighth  year lettermen at Bama?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

He gone.  😞

How you know? One of the local radio stations said he would be on tomorrow morning or they are advertising he will be “in the studio live.” Also one of the more connected Huskies that tweets a lot said DeBoer usually goes to their basketball games and would be looking to see if he was there tonite. The tweet I posted I said wasn’t sure about. Largely because most of the shit on X now needs to be verified even more closely thanks to blue check bs. 

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no correlation between having shit together and day drinking! stop the madness!

I would argue in this case there is causation!

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

We tried to warn people, my lovely and they wouldn’t fucking listen to our sage warnings. Looks like DeBoer has accepted if X sources are legit/accurate. We tried. It’s their funeral. I don’t drink anymore but will treat you to a steak dinner of “we fucking told yall so.”

Shouldn't that little party wait until he does something notable at Bama?

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Shouldn't that little party wait until he does something notable at Bama?

Or even takes the job. That tweet is bullshit. Its a bit strange that if you google "Gregg Greer CBS", you get no results back that indicate someone with that name works at CBS sports. its just some jackoff spouting bullshit on the internet. Here's some more of his bullshit

 

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Shouldn't that little party wait until he does something notable at Bama?

Maybe he'll be great. Maybe he'll suck. Who knows. It is true the guy has won everywhere he has coached, but that's been while playing the role of the underdog. We've seen how that background can fail miserably at a top-tier program.  

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Shouldn't that little party wait until he does something notable at Bama?

Pure silliness.

I wasn't scared of Texas facing off against Alabama over the next few years when they were featuring the greatest college football coach of all time, so I'm certainly not scared of facing off against Alabama with someone who's not the greatest college football coach of all time.

If it ends up being him, DeBoer is going to face all of the exact same disadvantages at Alabama vis a vis Texas and other NIL powers that Saban was facing, the same disadvantages that helped Saban to make the decision to quit now, and he'll do it without the advantage of having a consolidated power base backing him, the way Saban did after building the program for so many years.  He'll be following not only a legend but the GOAT and that's the kind of pressure that can bend and break the best of coaches.  

Some folks around here need to get a grip.

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11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Maybe Norvell would be looking? 

Norvell has probably been psycho dialing Byrne since he heard the news. 

39 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dude, she looks like she wants to be a dirty girl.

She'd get it. 

If she'd take her teeth out first

A lot of Huskies fans biting on the tweet I posted. One way to check I guess would be to see if he’s at the Arizona State v Washington basketball game tonite at 10 pm CT…I mean if he’s there (and apparently he attends regularly) it’s a good sign for Washington? Maybe? 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Norvell has probably been psycho dialing Byrne since he heard the news. 

Yeah I think that probably takes him out of the running. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

A lot of Huskies fans biting on the tweet I posted. One way to check I guess would be to see if he’s at the Arizona State v Washington basketball game tonite at 10 pm CT…I mean if he’s there (and apparently he attends regularly) it’s a good sign for Washington? Maybe? 

Tell me about it in the morning. I ain’t staying up for some PAC 12 basketball game 😂 night crew can take that one 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tell me about it in the morning. I ain’t staying up for some PAC 12 basketball game 😂 night crew can take that one 

You are the reason the PAC fell apart. With your bedtime hours. If the Big 12 had merged with the PAC we’d be sitting pretty. But no, now we are in the SEC. Thanks lol. 

This guy has 38k followers so maybe he’s legit? 
 

for comparison I have 110 and I know lots of things. I’m legit. 110 followers. Fuck ya! 

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Pure silliness.

I wasn't scared of Texas facing off against Alabama over the next few years when they were featuring the greatest college football coach of all time, so I'm certainly not scared of facing off against Alabama with someone who's not the greatest college football coach of all time.

If it ends up being him, DeBoer is going to face all of the exact same disadvantages at Alabama vis a vis Texas and other NIL powers that Saban was facing, the same disadvantages that helped Saban to make the decision to quit now, and he'll do it without the advantage of having a consolidated power base backing him, the way Saban did after building the program for so many years.  He'll be following not only a legend but the GOAT and that's the kind of pressure that can bend and break the best of coaches.  

Some folks around here need to get a grip.

This is good perspective. What I really wanted was Bama to suck for a decade more than anything else.

12 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Pure silliness.

I wasn't scared of Texas facing off against Alabama over the next few years when they were featuring the greatest college football coach of all time, so I'm certainly not scared of facing off against Alabama with someone who's not the greatest college football coach of all time.

If it ends up being him, DeBoer is going to face all of the exact same disadvantages at Alabama vis a vis Texas and other NIL powers that Saban was facing, the same disadvantages that helped Saban to make the decision to quit now, and he'll do it without the advantage of having a consolidated power base backing him, the way Saban did after building the program for so many years.  He'll be following not only a legend but the GOAT and that's the kind of pressure that can bend and break the best of coaches.  

Some folks around here need to get a grip.

This. We beat the GOAT at home by 10 and I am supposed to be afraid of a dude who beat us with an all world performance from a 27th year QB when we fumbled our asses off and played like shit only to lose by 6 when we had a shot on the last play? Get your shit together people.

Texas is Walt and yall "sky is falling" folks are Skylar.

https://youtu.be/wMEq1mGpP5A?si=mcWxJ9LcOQ7nlNNZ

 

57 minutes ago, troph said:

I'd love Bama to suck and Texas to roll in (no pun intend) and dominate.  DeBoer had great talent but not across the board and he's only lost 3 games as a P5 coach in two years and won 3 titles the last time he was a HC, albeit NAIA. I do think he's going to be one of the best in the business.

DeBoer is good; no dispute. However, after 1 game against Texas and 1 game against Michigan, 2 of his top offensive players (QB, RB) got injured and his RT (backside protection for Penix) had PTSD.  No way this Washington team makes it through the B1G, SEC, or the mighty Big12 unscathed.  The PacX was competitive this year, but they were far less physical than the other top conferences.

51 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That guy has 125 followers..

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4 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

No way this Washington team makes it through the B1G, SEC

Well, he'd be coaching Bama, so not really a concern. 

54 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That guy has 125 followers..

25x the number of followers I do.  He's VERY popular.

Y'all

I can't do it even as a joke.  I can't be sanctimonious....

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Can anyone summarize the 1000+ posts in this thread? My guess: mule dick.

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah I think that probably takes him out of the running. 

Nah he clean

 

Given the FSU news, Norvell might pay Alabama for them to hire him.  Anything to escape the tire fire in Tallahassee 

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1 minute ago, B00M said:

Can anyone summarize the 1000+ posts in this thread? My guess: mule dick.

Its really more of a donkey dong vibe.

6 minutes ago, B00M said:

Can anyone summarize the 1000+ posts in this thread? My guess: mule dick.

Somewhere between

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and

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Something about Nick Saban’s “I’m going to have an office here still” makes me think it just ends up being Rees in the end. With Nick pulling the strings 

1 hour ago, po elvis said:

Except for that coaching in the 4th quarter of our game. It was terribad only to be bailed out by Sark’s red zone offense.

With help the whole fucking game from Rig10/BigSlow10 refs.

It don't mean a shit. Bring it fucking on!

 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

That guy has 125 followers..

God works in mysterious ways

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

We tried to warn people, my lovely and they wouldn’t fucking listen to our sage warnings. Looks like DeBoer has accepted if X sources are legit/accurate. We tried. It’s their funeral. I don’t drink anymore but will treat you to a steak dinner of “we fucking told yall so.”

I also want to warn you @troph, don't drink anything at this dinner and stay the fuck away from any body of water. I like you and don't want to read about another Rainey street murder. It's a trap.

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Where are these sold? 

Someone tell them that if they place an ad on Surly they will be set to retire in about 2 weeks.

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Where are these sold? 

belongs in the Louvre

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Where are these sold? 

You’re going to get that for Mrs Doom aren’t you? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

You’re going to get that for Mrs Doom aren’t you? 

It's for the whole family! 

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