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Fuck yes! He can now join Lacey in ATX
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Without being too puss, it would seem on par for sark to really be a candidate and put us in some jam. We should be pressing Ryan Williams right this second and say…..Dan lanning there seems the most “scary” long term but would cut Oregon from recruiting ideally for a year or two. 

And I was a couple seconds late on calling him right about meow

So what does Sark's salary go to now in light of this?
 
He was already getting a raise, this just adds more gravy for Jimmy Sexton.

Man did not think he would retire this soon. He was a formidable opponent. Like slaying the dragon so to speak and glad we were able to do that once. College football is ever changing and in some ways not for the better but damn he was good. Whether you like him or respect him or not, he will be missed, except by the schools that could never beat him. Across the landscape of football there hasn’t been in the last decade a coach or a team I wanted to beat more. Damn. Stunning news. Can’t believe Seattle fired Pete Carroll today. The fuck is going on?? 

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Without being too puss, it would seem on par for sark to really be a candidate and put us in some jam. We should be pressing Ryan Williams right this second and say…..Dan lanning there seems the most “scary” long term but would cut Oregon from recruiting ideally for a year or two. 

And I was a couple seconds late on calling him right about meow

If Dan Lanning is dumb enough to commit career suicide at 37 then let him.

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

NIL did him in.  and Texas has deeper pockets.  'Bama had the best players because Saban won.  Not because "they're 'Bama".  Back to the way it was boys.  

Who knew that a state economy based on cousin fuckin and mobile homes wouldn’t finance #1 recruiting classes in perpetuity 

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50 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

This is like a Who's Who of all the corches that told aggy their job sucked and to fuck off.

13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Urban Meyer? 
Mack Brown?

Jimbo   😋

Man did not think he would retire this soon. He was a formidable opponent. Like slaying the dragon so to speak and glad we were able to do that once. College football is ever changing and in some ways not for the better but damn he was good. Whether you like him or respect him or not, he will be missed, except by the schools that could never beat him. Across the landscape of football there hasn’t been in the last decade a coach or a team I wanted to beat more. Damn. Stunning news. Can’t believe Seattle fired Pete Carroll today. The fuck is going on?? 
We were one of two teams to beat him during his last rodeo, and one of a very small handful to do it in Tuscaloosa[emoji869]
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Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 

10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This is going to have a lot of collateral repurcussions. Player and coach wise.

 

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is the SEC Schedule so maybe he would see us once every three years or so.

Our first meeting as conference members would clearly be the 2024 SEC Championship Game.

12 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

So what does Sark's salary go to now in light of this?

 

About tree fiddy.

On a base level, Kiffin makes a ton of sense. I get the feeling he's too outspoken for most of the money at Alabama. However, he does everything well that I think Saban was falling behind on. NIL and Transfer Portal. It sure would make a ton of sense, even though I don't think he's the best straight up coach available.

So is Sark's buyout $15 or $13 million? God, I hope he's staying at Texas!

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4 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 

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11 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Without being too puss, it would seem on par for sark to really be a candidate and put us in some jam. We should be pressing Ryan Williams right this second and say…..Dan lanning there seems the most “scary” long term but would cut Oregon from recruiting ideally for a year or two. 

And I was a couple seconds late on calling him right about meow

Is this in English?

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 

The Kardashians would like a word. 

I would have been more shocked if he had stayed. It just felt like everything was in alignment for this to be it for him.

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10 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 

Not only is Cher Armenian, her last name is Sarkisian.  Sark might not even be the richest sarkisian in the world.

Never be the guy to follow the legend. It’s been proven time and time again. Sark ain’t taking that job.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck Bama. Back to your .500 ball 

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3 decades of irrelevance sounds about right to me

Just now, 'stache said:

Never be the guy to follow the legend. It’s been proven time and time again. Sark ain’t taking that job.

This they will be told no by the Smart/Lanning/DeBoer/Sark brigade as none of them will commit career suicide at this point.

That's when they will have to pony up to get Dabo who will go because it's his alma mater he's old enough and probably sick of CFB with NIL & portal he won't mind falling on the sword so they can bring in someone after without the challenges of following the GOAT.

Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 
Thought he was Persian?

Alright, Texas is 2-2 against the GOAT. How’s the Ags’ record? OU’s?

26 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Obviously some pretty good names have been mentioned, but we all know the only "home run" hire is Elko.

With that fat fuck, I believe the term would be 

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1 minute ago, ousux said:
18 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:
Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi. 

Thought he was Persian?

His father, a boxer, was an ethnic Armenian who lived in Iran.

I hope they don't go after Bama alum Demeco Ryans..

I don’t know why… I think it might be Norvell.

His father, a boxer, was an ethnic Armenian who lived in Iran.
Ahh, gotcha. I knew there was something about Iran. Beautiful country and people, government beyond fucked up.

Upon reflection, I really want it to be Lane Kiffin. I would be entertained.

48 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Whoever runs the surlyhorns Twitter account: Saban lost to Ron Zook's Florida 19-7 in 2003 (the year of the split national championship).

That was an enjoyable game. LSU ran a punt back for seven - and that was the last point they scored.

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:

I don’t know why… I think it might be Norvell.

Might as well. Bama stole their playoff spot. Now steal their coach 

Just now, G650 said:

Upon reflection, I really want it to be Lane Kiffin. I would be entertained.

Joey Freshwater's triumphant return to Tuscaloosa!

Didn't Looch keep saying Lanning's real buyout was a lot higher than 20 because of some Nike thing? Guess we might find out if that was bs

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I think they should go after BoB. He knows the culture and is exactly who Bama deserves.

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I hope they don't go after Bama alum Demeco Ryans..

Neighbor from Bama brought Demeco up immediately -- I thought he was kidding.  😬

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