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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I'm torn on who I want

  • I hate Oregon, so Lanning is intriguing
  • Watching the meltdown here if Sark left would be epic.  Even moreso if he took Arch with him.

well that's just rude!

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9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

dude, the Bama hire is gonna happen  probably before the end of MLK day.  its not an offseason negotiation, its literally a RIGHT FUCKING NOW negotiation

 

If his agent has half a fucking brain, he should have already called CDC and said Bama just offered $10M plus the buyout ammount to come coach them, but since the buyout would count as taxable income for Sark, he would settle for $8.25M this coming year and a guaranteed +250K more every additional year he coaches here

I'm pretty sure Sark's contract was already gonna be in that neighborhood before Saban bailed. A lot of guys will get raises, and Sarks contract will reflect that fact. The dominos falling on this one will be amusing, at least until eventually one school hires from the NFL or cfb assistant pool.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I'm torn on who I want

  • I hate Oregon, so Lanning is intriguing
  • Watching the meltdown here if Sark left would be epic.  Even moreso if he took Arch with him.

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72 hours is not a lot of time. Anyone got a flightaware link for flights from Eugene to Tuscaloosa?

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

72 hours is not a lot of time. Anyone got a flightaware link for flights from Eugene to Tuscaloosa?

A Ufub fan posted it on twitter yes Eugene to Tuscaloosa today.

Well I was too late...  😋

Hire will be announced by Monday.

 

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3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

72 hours is not a lot of time. Anyone got a flightaware link for flights from Eugene to Tuscaloosa?

Already posted I believe.

Maybe this guy will come back? He's got the passion.

 

the UW fan one that got posted was fake. I double checked because I was interested. That flight number doesn't exist. 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

the UW fan one that got posted was fake. I double checked because I was interested. That flight number doesn't exist. 

Ah thanks for digging!

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Supposedly Saban had his regular staff meeting with his coaches yesterday to start 2024 prep. Nothing about this. Hoping it’s not a sudden health issue from him or his wife. At least he’ll have that AFLAC.


hr had a zoom with reporters this am. All hr talked about was 2024. Guy has a hell of a poker face 

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

72 hours is not a lot of time. Anyone got a flightaware link for flights from Eugene to Tuscaloosa?


 

dabo can drive in 

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

the UW fan one that got posted was fake. I double checked because I was interested. That flight number doesn't exist. 

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4 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Who the hell wants to follow Saban at 'bama.  Hellz no.  

Fine, I'll do it. If Mike Leach can go from attorney (to at least law school) to coaching, it can't be that hard. 

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like you degenerates wouldn’t 

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Surly, please never stop being Surly....

It should be Norvell, who's never done anything ever

It should be Dabo, who has been complete shit since NIL and portal 

It should be Sark, who has one good season ever 

It should be Franklin.....cause 

57 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Just catching up, been offline all day. Holy sit.

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27 minutes ago, troph said:

I posted this in the other saban thread now locked … kinda crazy (1 day ago)…

 

I had a dream I was part of the negotiation team for conference expansion and while I don’t know who was at the table there were about 12-16 or so and I was one off the head of the table next to Nick saban who was at the head. He didn’t say much, neither did I. Not sure if I was Texas’ lawyer or what, but there was this rock music playing and it was clearly annoying both of us. It was bad enough that both of us became completely disinterested in further expansion with whomever the knuckle heads were that were hosting the meeting. I turned to Nick and said something about it and he nodded his head. Then I leaned over and said look, with the amount of eyeballs we command together, we don’t need this nonsense, he agreed. I said then let’s stop it, he nodded yes and I woke up. 

 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:


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I have $100 each on Harbaugh, Fisher, Garret, Smart, McElroy, Wisenhunt, and Gase. 

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Just say it was Sark, where would we go then?

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Just say it was Sark, where would we go then?

DeBoer and I wouldn’t have a back up plan.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Just say it was Sark, where would we go then?

It ain't. Next question.

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2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Just say it was Sark, where would we go then?

Do what we normally do: hire Washington's coach.

I submit my vote for Kiffin's Krimson Korner.

 

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12 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

NSIAP:

Just hours after it was known that Nick Saban was retiring as Alabama's head coach, five-star wide receiver Ryan Williams told ESPN on Wednesday that he has decommitted from the Crimson Tide's 2024 recruiting class.

Williams is the No. 9 overall prospect -- and the No. 3 receiver -- in the ESPN 300 rankings. A player out of Saraland, Alabama, Williams had been committed to the Crimson Tide since October, and he was caught off guard by the news of Saban retiring.

"Texas has always been one of my favorites because of [Steve] Sarkisian and his offense and they're a big contender, one of the teams that beat Alabama," Williams said. "They're definitely one of the schools at the top of the list for me. Of course, Texas A&M with my receivers coach from Alabama going there, and then Auburn."

 

That win in September has paid dividends already (CFP, recruiting, Aggy Tears, etc.)

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Since Saban is retiring, Bama doesn't have a buyout for coach leaving like aggy's $76mill for Jimbo. 😋

So Lanning and DeBoer higher buyouts are not a problem for Bama to pay.  Norvell is likely on their short list too...

 

 

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3 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

His father, a boxer, was an ethnic Armenian who lived in Iran.

Open is a great book.  

Demeco's an interesting one

5 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

doesn't it have to be Dabo, at least in the top 5?

They’re not morons.  Dabo don’t play portal.  He’s basically made himself irrelevant.  
 

edit:  they’re definitely morons but you catch my drift.  

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Everybody be losing their mind Arch picked Texas because he wanted to go to school here and play football with Sark. NSIAP:

 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I'm torn on who I want

  • I hate Oregon, so Lanning is intriguing
  • Watching the meltdown here if Sark left would be epic.  Even moreso if he took Arch with him.


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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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He ain't dead, but they are. 

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19 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Just say it was Sark, where would we go then?

If Bama hires Sark and Sark leaves Texas for Bama, they're both fucking morons and deserve each other.

56 minutes ago, troph said:

I posted this in the other saban thread now locked … kinda crazy (1 day ago)…

 

I had a dream I was part of the negotiation team for conference expansion and while I don’t know who was at the table there were about 12-16 or so and I was one off the head of the table next to Nick saban who was at the head. He didn’t say much, neither did I. Not sure if I was Texas’ lawyer or what, but there was this rock music playing and it was clearly annoying both of us. It was bad enough that both of us became completely disinterested in further expansion with whomever the knuckle heads were that were hosting the meeting. I turned to Nick and said something about it and he nodded his head. Then I leaned over and said look, with the amount of eyeballs we command together, we don’t need this nonsense, he agreed. I said then let’s stop it, he nodded yes and I woke up. 

The music was the Aggy War Hymn wasn’t it….

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

The music was the Aggy War Hymn wasn’t it….

Nah man it was some blend of an 80s hair band and hall and Oates. It was bad. Saban was totally checked out though, didn’t say anything. That’s why I find it so interesting. If I could have a dream interpreter I might be Nostradamus. 

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Y’all chill. It’s Lanning

I don’t understand that hire but fine. Stay away from our special Sark person!!! 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Everybody be losing their mind Arch picked Texas because he wanted to go to school here and play football with Sark. NSIAP:

GOAT's?

Goddammit, Sark!

Auburn fans in Alabama right now

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