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Just for reference, in 2016 there were 187k Republican caucus voters.  

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

It’s actually not a terrible strategy, considering the voters he’s trying to court. 

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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This. 
 

seven years in, some of you still need to be reminded.  They aren’t talking to us.  They’re saying things they know are stupid because stupid people they want to reach, will believe them.  
 

some of you are gonna be really bummed out when I tell about pro wrestling 

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This. 
 

seven years in, some of you still need to be reminded.  They aren’t talking to us.  They’re saying things they know are stupid because stupid people they want to reach, will believe them.  
 

some of you are gonna be really bummed out when I tell about pro wrestling 

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Just for reference, in 2016 there were 187k Republican caucus voters.  

Under 100K would be sweet

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

The weather was rigged!

AND putting TWO NFL games on tonight?!

The globalist really have it in for Trump!

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At least the cold weather will make it harder for Trump to rape any women tonight 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

This asshole is still in the race?  

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

At least the cold weather will make it harder for Trump to rape any women tonight 

It’s hard for his dick to get much smaller.

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I would love for Trump to somehow come in second in Iowa, if only to watch the accusations of a rigged election.

 

 

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I would love for Trump to somehow come in second in Iowa, if only to watch the accusations of a rigged election.

Funny true story, he did exactly that in 2016, when the Texas curse won.  

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This asshole is still in the race?  

Doubt he and Ron are in it after tonight 

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I would love for Trump to somehow come in second in Iowa, if only to watch the accusations of a rigged election.

he does that even for elections he wins.

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

This asshole is still in the race?  

He has campaigned harder than anyone else in Iowa. Did all 99 counties like 3 times. 

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 

Bold statement 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Has there ever been a more appropriate post to respond with...

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25 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 

the one on cnn just now:

so you're caucusing with the republicans?

yes, this year.

so previously you caucused with democrats?

yes, in 2020.

so who are you voting for tonight?

nikki haley.

who did you vote for in 2020?

donald trump.

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29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I would love for Trump to somehow come in second in Iowa, if only to watch the accusations of a rigged election.

 

 

6 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 

Idiots Out Walking Around 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

the one on cnn just now:

so you're caucusing with the republicans?

yes, this year?

so previously you caucuses with democrats?

yes, in 2020.

so who are you voting for tonight?

nikki haley.

who did you vote for in 2020?

donald trump.

The Selzer poll (gold standard in Iowa) had 30% of Haley voters voting for Biden if Trump wins the nomination 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Yet his minions will believe it.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

the one on cnn just now:

so you're caucusing with the republicans?

yes, this year?

so previously you caucuses with democrats?

yes, in 2020.

so who are you voting for tonight?

nikki haley.

who did you vote for in 2020?

donald trump.

You left out the part where he was actually considering Vivek  

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The Selzer poll (gold standard in Iowa) had 30% of Haley voters voting for Biden if Trump wins the nomination 

polls are going to get crazy once trump wins the nomination.

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3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yet his minions will believe it.


the dumbest fucking group of people alive 

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4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yet his minions will believe it.

Truth doesn’t exist anymore. 

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Iowa dude on MSNBC just now: "I like Trump because he can't be bought". 

14 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 

I saw some interviews on MSNBC last week and the stupidity was shocking.  If you can think of an action or statement about Trump that is the opposite of true, that's what they were saying.  Straight up fucking morons. 

Thank God the Dems have dumped Iowa and moved on to somewhere that's a little more like the U.S. 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I saw some interviews on MSNBC last week and the stupidity was shocking.  If you can think of an action or statement about Trump that is the opposite of true, that's what they were saying.  Straight up fucking morons. 

Thank God the Dems have dumped Iowa and moved on to somewhere that's a little more like the U.S. 

We are going to Haiti?

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I saw some interviews on MSNBC last week and the stupidity was shocking.  If you can think of an action or statement about Trump that is the opposite of true, that's what they were saying.  Straight up fucking morons. 

Thanks Fox News. 'preciate it. 

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has campaigned harder than anyone else in Iowa. Did all 99 counties like 3 times. 

And it’ll turn out that the same 50 people followed him around to all the counties, like he was a mini-Grateful Dead show, and it’ll be the same 50 people who wrote in Ron Paul in 2016 and 2020.

8 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

You left out the part where he was actually considering Vivek  

Vivek is brown.

18 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Seeing these interviews with Iowa caucus goers make me believe that the education of the electorate is not very good there. 


Consider how stupid the average Iowa Republican caucus goer is.  Then consider that the average student in Iowa scores 1208 on their SAT, the average Texas student 978. 

31 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Funny true story, he did exactly that in 2016, when the Texas curse won.  

Exactly. The Cunty Cancun Canadian Cuban cleaned his clock and he cried like cuck that his is.

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And it’ll turn out that the same 50 people followed him around to all the counties, like he was a mini-Grateful Dead show, and it’ll be the same 50 people who wrote in Ron Paul in 2016 and 2020.

Vivek is brown.

Saw on Reddit some Iowa voters think he’s Muslim and therefore scary 

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Consider how stupid the average Iowa Republican caucus goer is.  Then consider that the average student in Iowa scores 1208 on their SAT, the average Texas student 978. 

 

It's because of those damned Mexican kids Biden lets go to school in Texas!

 

-Collin County GOP polling officer and proud Trump voter, probably.

 

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The couple they just interviewed on MSNBC seemed fairly reasonable, but I lulzed at the woman saying "Some of the things Trump has said seem kind of divisive." 

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Man, these results have me rethinking my whole "Des Moines is one of the cities I need to see before I die" stance.

I'm gonna set the over/under for Asa Hutchinson at 69.  

i assume this is a first-time question, but i saw poll results on "do you think joe biden was legitimately elected in 2020?"

65% said no.  which actually seems low for republicans.  these 65% will die thinking they witnessed mass cheating and corruption to flip a federal election. 

americans are the worst.

Man, these little Gen Z pop tarts.  Bless your dumb, stupid hearts.

13 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Exactly. The Cunty Cancun Canadian Cuban cleaned his clock and he cried like cuck that his is.

Poetry.

Love the "most votes a sitting president has ever had" stat that he just dropped for the millionth time.

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Some excuse balloons being floated 

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18 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'm gonna set the over/under for Asa Hutchinson at 69.  

Total votes?  

Sounds about right.  IIRC he's polling at less than a percentage point. 

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