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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP

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5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

To do exactly what? Guard camps? Drive busses?

 

1) to cost stupid amounts of money, in order to

2) stand around with guns and do performative cosplay, which is such a consistent GQP fetish that I'm 100% convinced that it's one of their primary (but far from only) sexual deviancies. 

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

To do exactly what? Guard camps? Drive busses?

 

is it wrong for me to hope a not insignificant number of them try to start some shit with Border Patrol and die in a hail of government-issued bullets?

I bet a lot of them want to be deployed to act as nursemaids and escorts.

Lol shut up troll

46 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I guess I don't refresh the Drudge Report frequently enough.

So, . . . which wrestlers?

Chyna

 

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51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Let me get this straight 

A wannabe dictator is directing states to raise up armies to clash at the border?

27 minutes ago, Hal Finney said:

 

And right after that he will bring peace to the middle east and end the eternal battle between cats and dogs.

National Guardsmen commit suicide due to the substantial life disruptions these political stunts cause to them.

 

I’ll bet my mortgage that Dean “I’m a Democrat, I promise” Phillips will make a similar statement shortly.
It makes perfect sense if you remember that Greg is trying so desperately to get Trump's attention.
I've decided that every action Greg Abbott does makes sense if you add "because his dick doesn't work." to the end. Like adding "in bed" to fortune cookie fortunes.

"Greg Abbott ordered TNG to place razor wire along the border...

because his dick doesn't work."

In many, many countries all these traitors get a bullet to head

yesterday

 

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

In many, many countries all these traitors get a bullet to head

yesterday

 

 

Do it.   You fucking pussies.  Fucking do it.  See what happens.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Do it.   You fucking pussies.  Fucking do it.  See what happens.


to be fair, if Oklahoma was bombed would anyone know the difference ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


to be fair, if Oklahoma was bombed would anyone know the difference ?

too soon

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


to be fair, if Oklahoma was bombed would anyone know the difference ?

It would cause millions of dollars in improvements

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In many, many countries all these traitors get a bullet to head

yesterday

 

 

Openly calling for an insurrection.

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It would cause millions of dollars in improvements

Then they would be calling for reconstruction funds from the Federal Government.

This thread has turned to awesome.

Pull all the BP out of texas. Declare it unsafe

Wonder how much it costs a state to, on its own, activate a few hundred NG for a month to go stand around in South Texas.

Wonder how much it costs a state to, on its own, activate a few hundred NG for a month to go stand around in South Texas.

Don’t worry, we will just underfund education for this pet project.
4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Don’t worry, we will just underfund education for this pet project.

Deport the homeless!

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42 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Wonder how much it costs a state to, on its own, activate a few hundred NG for a month to go stand around in South Texas.

It’s been many years, but if you’re on state active duty, it doesn’t count towards your federal benefits, time in service, etc.

And on a side note, there are state national guard units that rotate through the border area all the time, in a federal mission.  I think it’s only for a few weeks or so. We were down along the border visiting relatives last summer and saw some folks from other states staying at the same hotel.  I’m guessing the State of Texas is not splurging for hotels.

Edit: friend mentioned this evening some are enjoying it because they are getting paid well for sitting on their asses and doing very little and are in hotels, but others with decent civilian careers, school, etc. are done.  

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He said some lower ranks are making $200 a day or more, are getting $500 a month hazardous duty, full per diem and if you volunteer to stay longer, you can pick up a $1,000 per month bonus.  Others are having problems getting paid, are stuck in tents or shelters,  and they are taking a pay cut from their civilian jobs or it’s screwing up their schooling.

He half-joked that if it keeps up, the majority of TNG will end up being 20 year-olds who are sitting on the border making $70,000 a year moving wire around or sitting on their asses while everybody else moves to a different state, gets out, or moves to the Army Reserve.

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I’m gonna laugh if Trump hangs out with Paxton instead of Greg.

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Which one of you did this???
 

 

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He said some lower ranks are making $200 a day or more, are getting $500 a month hazardous duty, full per diem and if you volunteer to stay longer, you can pick up a $1,000 per month bonus.  Others are having problems getting paid, are stuck in tents or shelters,  and they are taking a pay cut from their civilian jobs or it’s screwing up their schooling.

He half-joked that if it keeps up, the majority of TNG will end up being 20 year-olds who are sitting on the border making $70,000 a year moving wire around or sitting on their asses while everybody else moves to a different state, gets out, or moves to the Army Reserve.

Damn, not the Army Reserve. Inactive Army Reserve is great, but the Regular Army Reserve? Those guys always reminded me of the army of some country on the borders of Colombia and Syria. Just sorta listless, watching the clock tick.

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s been many years, but if you’re on state active duty, it doesn’t count towards your federal benefits, time in service, etc.

And on a side note, there are state national guard units that rotate through the border area all the time, in a federal mission.  I think it’s only for a few weeks or so. We were down along the border visiting relatives last summer and saw some folks from other states staying at the same hotel.  I’m guessing the State of Texas is not splurging for hotels.

Edit: friend mentioned this evening some are enjoying it because they are getting paid well for sitting on their asses and doing very little and are in hotels, but others with decent civilian careers, school, etc. are done.  

I had this post a couple years back when I visited a friend who was clerking for the federal judge in Del Rio

 

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Greg Abbott Sport GIF by UFC
 

I’m gonna laugh if Trump hangs out with Paxton instead of Greg.

Lol what is dipshit in the white shirt behind him doing?

Over/under on how long before a few Cav Scouts (because it will be Cav Scouts) decide to take an off-day in Nuevo Laredo and one of them has a pistol in his pocket?

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13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Over/under on how long before a few Cav Scouts (because it will be Cav Scouts) decide to take an off-day in Nuevo Laredo and one of them has a pistol in his pocket?

Or some blow. Maybe missing a kidney, but he got the blow and a blow job.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Or some blow. Maybe missing a kidney, but he got the blow and a blow job.

Or driving a Humvee that is technically signed out to a Lieutenant who pissed him off?

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Or driving a Humvee that is technically signed out to a Lieutenant who pissed him off?

But now it is painted in Cartel grafiti. "Um, LT, well you see..... Can I go to sick call?"

Lot lot of online chatter of miltia groups headed down to support the Texas national guard 

On 1/21/2024 at 6:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously, Biden needs to act here. 

lol come on yall. biden hates immigrants. remember he's old-school protectionist union boomer and always will be. that's why he's silent on weed also. he won't do a damn thing. 

4 hours ago, Hal Finney said:

 

So let me get this straight, Kennedy Jr. would destroy the business model of the cartels, which is American consumers?  Because that's largely why drugs and hookers exist. The same applies to the American industries and businesses that employ immigrants under the table, because they can do that now without securing the border.  Just go bust some businesses and industries?  

Or maybe they'll adjust their child labor laws to allow 14 year olds to cultivate and harvest crops and hold down industrial jobs.  I mean what are the full-time benefit packages for 14-16 year olds?  Vacations?  Where would they go--they can't even drink?  Minimum wage is already shit in those states and healthcare is just more socialism.  No time like the present for the youth to learn valuable future job skills.   I can see farmers and processing plants lining up to pay top dollar for young teens to work.  OSHA smosha, we don't need no stinking laws, rules, industry standards, regulations, or taxes.  They'd employ even more poor and probably grow the military at the same time.  I'm sure the wealthy will send their kids to a factory floor to soak up some of this valuable experiences, in addition to school.     

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot lot of online chatter of miltia groups headed down to support the Texas national guard 

This #standwithtexas bullshit on Twitter is fucking stupid.  Those are mostly bots and incels no where near Texas.

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot lot of online chatter of miltia groups headed down to support the Texas national guard 

If the feds do nothing, then even more service members will become a problem in the future.  Police are kind of doing their own thing in a lot of places--do we need military personnel doing the same?  Why would they support a national cause rather than their own home state's deeply seated religious or recently changed laws to propel aggression?

The feds are supposed to say, sure it's alright to lock up women who may have had or sought an abortion, no matter the reason.  And what constitutes privacy inside of state lines from local and state governments?  Probably no longer need to integrate schools either, since states should be able to make up their own laws regarding education, assembly and the welfare of its citizens.  I mean, all the gun nuts that have been so worried about a slippery slope regarding their gun rights while furiously masturbating to Red Dawn for decades now, may finally get their opportunity to take on the government.  Because none of this stops at immigration.  

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This #standwithtexas bullshit on Twitter is fucking stupid.  Those are mostly bots and incels no where near Texas.

And we recently had a fight regarding the right to limit the spread of misinformation.  How did that go and who does this aid?  I wish more Americans asked this question, along with dissolving federal protection agencies and deregulation.  And yet again, dark money now funds lawmakers, which is essentially US law.  The United States of America is on its way to fragmenting and it begins with allowing a few to continue their quest to destroy Democracy. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

In many, many countries all these traitors get a bullet to head

yesterday

 

 

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This #standwithtexas bullshit on Twitter is fucking stupid.  Those are mostly bots and incels no where near Texas.

#sittingonmycouchintexas

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This #standwithtexas bullshit on Twitter is fucking stupid.  Those are mostly bots and incels no where near Texas.

Obligatory Greg Abbot doesn't stand with Texas joke. 

Damn, y’all are going to need a visa to go to the game in Ann Arbor

Like Trump would pick a dude in a wheelchair.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Lot lot of online chatter of miltia groups headed down to support the Texas national guard 

Yep, one of the meet up points for a caravan is the HEB in Dripping Springs. I think there is also a rally of some kind at One Shot Distilling on RR 12 in Dripping.

3 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

Yep, one of the meet up points for a caravan is the HEB in Dripping Springs. I think there is also a rally of some kind at One Shot Distilling on RR 12 in Dripping.

God that area is bad these days. I’m driving thru there later today as well. Will try to remember to report back on any dumbshittery. 

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