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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP

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  • GTFO. He's getting rightly raked because he took the coward's way out by pushing a position, and then claiming he was "too busy" to respond to the gaping holes in his argument, but conveniently not to

  • Dude, what? I've only been an observer on this one, but the guy came in with cherry-picked snippets from an absolute garbage source, refused to answer what he thinks the DHS or administration actually

  • So if I go into the football board, post some shit that is fabricated and/or grossly misrepresentative of a situation, mouth off about it, and then go running away while crying about how mean everyone

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#702
9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So you post a guy who features videos such as “WHO communist takeover of your nation’s public health apparatus ” which is a fucking ZeroHedge headline if ever there was one, and he’s still obsessed with COVID and vaccines here in January of 2024, while the rest of us moved on years ago,

It’s easier if we keep him posting.

8 more to go. Purgatorio is calling

#704

I just wish this board was more open-minded to attacks on atomheartbevo being wrong about Fox News only caring about Hunter Biden’s dong. It could just be former republicans on a UT sports only message board

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#705
12 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I just wish this board was more open-minded to attacks on atomheartbevo being wrong about Fox News only caring about Hunter Biden’s dong. It could just be former republicans on a UT sports only message board

I will never stop being jealous that my dong has never been entered into the United States Congressional record, unlike Hunter’s.  

#706
Your okie MAGA neighbor on his way down to Texas right now.

 

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#707

Any of our maga idiot posters want to explain this one ….

 

#709
'God's Army' trucker convoy heading to southern border on 'biblical' anti-migrant crusade https://t.co/tusB8usc84

 

 

#710
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any of our maga idiot posters want to explain this one ….

 

Arizona gave up a long time ago on fighting the FEDs over the border.  They tried to pass several laws about a decade or so ago to allow local and state authorities to make arrests/ have more control over the border, etc and got shot down by the SCOTUS in every case.  They even tried to pass a law similar to the one Texas is in a lawsuit over now back then..They were tied up in lots of lawsuits for several years.  

But to act like Arizona doesn't have issues at the border?  That's crazy.  I can take you down there to an area I hunt and show you all kinds of things.  Even a couple of fresh rape trees if they haven't been cleaned up by the local do-gooders already.

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#712

Only immigrants rape and murder. Let me just take you down to the border and show you.

#713

This is so dumb. If you do not like "Our" country go back to "Your" land right?

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#715
4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Only immigrants rape and murder. Let me just take you down to the border and show you.

Or a NYC Department Store dressing room. 

#717
We need every nut in the us at that park, blowing up social media 
 

Absolutely. It needs to be encouraged, even facilitated. Because once you get a critical mass there, one or more of them can’t help but shoot someone. Will it be a brown kid in the river? Will it be a US CBP officer trying to do their job? Either way, let the blood flow and let it be on Abbott’s hands. He has lit the fire….let it consume him.
#718
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need every nut in the us at that park, blowing up social media 

star wars GIF by The Ringer

#719
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Absolutely. It needs to be encouraged, even facilitated. Because once you get a critical mass there, one or more of them can’t help but shoot someone. Will it be a brown kid in the river? Will it be a US CBP officer trying to do their job? Either way, let the blood flow and let it be on Abbott’s hands. He has lit the fire….let it consume him.


surly live stream going, of course 

this is also a tremendous grift opportunity

 

  

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#723
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is a "rape tree"?

Idk but I bet they’re planted all over Baylor’’s campus 

#724

Wonder what the cost of an impromptu trip to the border runs your average, middle class MAGA master race family. You know, in comparison to groceries. 
 

 

#725
31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is a "rape tree"?

A tree formed by Jewish Space Lasers. 

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#726
17 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Wonder what the cost of an impromptu trip to the border runs your average, middle class MAGA master race family. You know, in comparison to groceries. 
 

 


that govt check hits the first week like clock work 

#728
20 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Wonder what the cost of an impromptu trip to the border runs your average, middle class MAGA master race family. You know, in comparison to groceries. 
 

 

Well you have to account for a couple factors:

  • Biden Gas is $5/gallon for their $600/month pickup truck (even when it's not, but they feel like it is, so that's the actual price they have to pay)
  • They have to stop and eat and pay $35 for a Big Mac because of inflation + lazy ass fast food workers wanting a "living" wage
  • $3000 trip to pick up more ammo they won't use 
  • $800 for a new Trump flag (x5 for every vehicle) ordered from Trump's campaign website*

 

 

 

*$799 goes directly to E Jean Carroll and $1 goes to the campaign

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#729

Any gravy seal or state agency that's using a cellular phone network to coordinate their unlawful rebellion should have their service suspended permanently. These cowards don't know anything but how to be a keyboard warrior. Take away their toy and they will melt down like toddlers. Good luck to them navigating their personal lives back home without cell phones.

#731

 

The funniest part of all the Abbott/Secession talk is that if Texas did secede from America, we would get all those #FAFO stories (like for Brexit)."Texans are angry that they now have to stand in the 'Foreign Visitors' line at the airport."

 

"Texas employees are panicking as American companies flee the fledgling nation to avoid increased tariffs imposed on foreign goods.Texas workers cannot follow the jobs as it would require an employment visa and certified education requirements, which Texas schools don't meet."
I almost forgot this part.If the US pulled out all 15 military bases because Texas left the union... https://t.co/cBUfMBHoOf

 

#732
38 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Wonder what the cost of an impromptu trip to the border runs your average, middle class MAGA master race family. You know, in comparison to groceries. 
 

 

Hopefully not too much, the dude pays 60% in taxes

#733
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It’s not a good look when Steve Doocy outsmarts you. Oklahoma’s governor seems about as intelligent a leader as I’d expect that shit-hole to have.

https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/C2kbJw8A8Va/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

As a resident of said shithole state, I can attest that he is so much dumber than he comes across on TV.

He’s got the usual “rich white guy working the room” charisma to him, which I guess is all you really need to succeed here in western Arkansas. 

#734
17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well you have to account for a couple factors:

  • Biden Gas is $5/gallon for their $600/month pickup truck (even when it's not, but they feel like it is, so that's the actual price they have to pay)
  • They have to stop and eat and pay $35 for a Big Mac because of inflation + lazy ass fast food workers wanting a "living" wage
  • $3000 trip to pick up more ammo they won't use 
  • $800 for a new Trump flag (x5 for every vehicle) ordered from Trump's campaign website*

 

 

 

*$799 goes directly to E Jean Carroll and $1 goes to the campaign

*starts configuring ram*

definitely need all the equipment packages, big screen, leather interior, power extending running boards because my wife totally needs those to get into it i'm definitely not a manlet ... why does the alpine require two tone paint and removing the sunroof?  84 month loan, roll over negative equity from truck i had 3 trucks ago... $2,000/month

#736
57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well you have to account for a couple factors:

  • Biden Gas is $5/gallon for their $600/month pickup truck (even when it's not, but they feel like it is, so that's the actual price they have to pay)
  • They have to stop and eat and pay $35 for a Big Mac because of inflation + lazy ass fast food workers wanting a "living" wage
  • $3000 trip to pick up more ammo they won't use 
  • $800 for a new Trump flag (x5 for every vehicle) ordered from Trump's campaign website*

 

 

 

*$799 goes directly to E Jean Carroll and $1 goes to the campaign

Is this trip on a Sunday? Because Chick-fil-A Jesus Bible Food is right over there.

#737
53 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Any gravy seal or state agency that's using a cellular phone network to coordinate their unlawful rebellion should have their service suspended permanently. These cowards don't know anything but how to be a keyboard warrior. Take away their toy and they will melt down like toddlers. Good luck to them navigating their personal lives back home without cell phones.

Cell phones are to their brains what Rascal scooters are to their bodies.

csb: a few days ago my own phone glitched out and couldn't access cell towers anymore. I knew the general area where the Apple store was, but not exact location. Drove around slowly, looking at signs, like it was 1978./csb

#739
12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i learned road barricades are no match for an 18 wheeler.

 

 

 

how many barricades were busted through in that movie?!!!

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#740

Please secede. It would be like Elon running Twitter. It would collapse hysterically. 

#742

Bret Weinstein?

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#743
16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

first thought: don't these people have jobs? 

Check out this dumb bitch's response to another post:

I’ve seen this post on several accounts but uncertain of its legitimacy. Quite frankly, the best support anyone can give #Texas and the #Convoy is to not file their tax return & stop paying income tax this year. 😏 Shut down government funding and they won’t last long 🎯…

 

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#744
1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hopefully not too much, the dude pays 60% in taxes

And he still can’t afford to pay immigrants to do his lawn work or paint his house.

 That still boggles my mind, that he thought only rich Texans can afford to pay illegals immigrants to mow their lawns or paint their houses or put a new roof on.  Tell us you aren’t from Texas without telling us you aren’t from Texas.  

#745
9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Please secede. It would be like Elon running Twitter. It would collapse hysterically. 

Guess that would speed up my "Exodus from Texas" plan

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#746
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Check out this dumb bitch's response to another post:

Workaholics GIF
 

I wish they would all stop paying taxes. 

#747
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Check out this dumb bitch's response to another post:

I’ve seen this post on several accounts but uncertain of its legitimacy. Quite frankly, the best support anyone can give #Texas and the #Convoy is to not file their tax return & stop paying income tax this year. 😏 Shut down government funding and they won’t last long 🎯…

 

I am happily surprised that they didn't spell it "boarder."

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#748
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Check out this dumb bitch's response to another post:

In regard to the flyer she mentions, it would be a shame if people with burner social media accounts were revealing that those rallies were honeypots intended to entrap American patriots, and that it’ll be another January 6th with antifa and FBI agents waiting to goad them into violent action or fake violent action so that Biden can have them arrested.  If only people would ask questions and think about why somebody wants a bunch of patriots to go to a place on the border that is full of federal law enforcement agencies and where American patriots could be handed over to the cartels to be trafficked.

#749
4 hours ago, yoladu said:

i learned road barricades are no match for an 18 wheeler.

 

 

 

how many barricades were busted through in that movie?!!!


not enough

 

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#750
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

In regard to the flyer she mentions, it would be a shame if people with burner social media accounts were revealing that those rallies were honeypots intended to entrap American patriots, and that it’ll be another January 6th with antifa and FBI agents waiting to goad them into violent action or fake violent action so that Biden can have them arrested.  If only people would ask questions and think about why somebody wants a bunch of patriots to go to a place on the border that is full of federal law enforcement agencies and where American patriots could be handed over to the cartels to be trafficked.


ANTIFA !!!!!

Douche Limbaugh from his grave : I have good friends that are rank and file fbi agents and they told me that 40 buses pulled up and unloaded card carrying antifa members !!!!

 

but for real, start checking id’s and make sure that every racist militia member can legally have a fire arm 

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