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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP

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  • GTFO. He's getting rightly raked because he took the coward's way out by pushing a position, and then claiming he was "too busy" to respond to the gaping holes in his argument, but conveniently not to

  • Dude, what? I've only been an observer on this one, but the guy came in with cherry-picked snippets from an absolute garbage source, refused to answer what he thinks the DHS or administration actually

  • So if I go into the football board, post some shit that is fabricated and/or grossly misrepresentative of a situation, mouth off about it, and then go running away while crying about how mean everyone

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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

What in the actual fuck?!

Well we've got them all in one place.... 

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

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Ima get me one of them some day AND MY ENEMIES WILL FEEL MY WRATH. 

7 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ima get me one of them some day AND MY ENEMIES WILL FEEL MY WRATH. 

poooooooorrrr aggy.

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7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously, Biden needs to act here. 

 

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

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I'd settle for a federally funded project to install non-ADA compliant sidewalks encircling the Governer's mansion.

 

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

 

I'd settle for a federally funded projects to install non-ADA compliant sidewalks encircling the Governer's mansion.

 

That fucking worm would just slither his way up the steps since he has no spine

On 1/19/2024 at 5:35 PM, Willfully Horn said:

1) Blue staters foot the bills.

2) There’s already a labor shortage.

3) You understand immigrants make good citizens, but still vote R.

You are a mess, psycho.

Why are you embarrassed by men who are effeminate?

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Yeah, he's a walking contradiction.  Doesn't seem to phase people like him, though.  He's not a deep enough thinker to recognize it.

5-4 vote is fucking ridiculous. Should be 9-0, or at worst, 7-2.

 

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On 1/21/2024 at 8:12 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

The guy who tweeted is running against Cuellar in this year's election. His treasurer is based in DC, but he's only just filed his PAC forms in the last month or so. He's a retired vet I believe.

Here is the link to his Plan Alamo.     Dead solid perfect fascist.  He's justifying all this by predicting that the Texas border will be invaded by armed masses of immigrants, organized in some sort of Pancho Villa uprising, I suppose.

https://commanderfurman.com/plan-alamo/

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So now they will remove the razor wire (as they fucking should) and it will play more into the "BOARDER IS SCARY!!" narrative for the election.  

"...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"

I like how some MAGA are making veiled threats towards Amy Coney Barrett and saying that Abbott should order buses full of immigrants to head to her house, because threatening her is going to help them make their case the next time the border comes up in SCOTUS.  MAGA gonna MAGA.

They are going after Dan Crenshaw and some others as well.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like how some MAGA are making veiled threats towards Amy Coney Barrett and saying that Abbott should order buses full of immigrants to head to her house, because threatening her is going to help them make their case the next time the border comes up in SCOTUS.  MAGA gonna MAGA.

They are going after Dan Crenshaw and some others as well.

Boy, he did not see that coming! 

Biden needs to order the Air Force do this to the park

 

 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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Property rights being placed over human and civil rights reminds me of the 2020 summer of love

anyone who votes for a republican is a piece of shit and as far removed from the God they claim to follow.   This isn't news.

Lol, what a dumb, dead dicked, mother fucker.

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Lol, what a dumb, dead dicked, mother fucker.

1) you may well have just typed out Abbott's campaign slogan for his next run for governor.

2) it will work, he will win by 10 points.

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ahem.

 

 

 

What Liam should have retorted:  "As soon as you quit making like an actor with the performative theatrics, Gregory."

18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Boy, he did not see that coming! 

Depends on which side they approached from.

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21 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Lol, what a dumb, dead dicked, mother fucker.

And he’s a UT grad…..

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And he’s a UT grad…..

Well he is changing the world. No where does it say always for the better.

20 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"

That is an awfully small sample size.  I'd be curious about the average across the other at least 246 I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVaginas out there.

47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ahem.

 

 

 

FYI this twitter account for Abbott doesnt match the one posted above, so fairly certain it is fake.

He has 2. One is the official Governor account, which is where he posted that. The other is his personal account. 

I'm just now learning that Nissan automobiles are not made in Northern Ireland, but Liam Neeson is.  Who the fuck is he to lecture the great state of Texas on our border issues?  

Let's all be honest, there's a 10% chance Texas GOP is going to call for a boycott to either the car brand or trading with Ireland because of this.  

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

FYI this twitter account for Abbott doesnt match the one posted above, so fairly certain it is fake.

 

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11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Somebody must have pointed out that Liam Nissan (TM) is not Liam Neeson.

Maybe Joe Isuzu could send a few tweets his way.

Was it Rusty, the red-headed dude with the mustache in the 70's/80's for Honda or Toyota?  Could we get him?  

the more I think about this, its very bad timing for Biden with the election only 11 months away, if he does something to quell (nationalize the TNG) this it could galvanize maga even more.  Then again this could be a step in delegitimize SCOTUS which may not be a bad thing given all the controversy they are going through 

 

This is crazy 

Anti-government conservative loons murdered hundreds of Americans decades ago in OKC. Can we stop worrying about "galvanizing" and hoping for "clustering"? 

Fuck these fucks. 

March 4, 2004 (texas.gov)

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January 24, 2024

The federal government has broken the compact between the United States and the States. The Executive Branch of the United States has a constitutional duty to enforce federal laws protecting States, including immigration laws on the books right now. President Biden has refused to enforce those laws and has even violated them. The result is that he has smashed records for illegal immigration.

Despite having been put on notice in a series of letters—one of which I delivered to him by hand—President Biden has ignored Texas’s demand that he perform his constitutional duties.

• President Biden has violated his oath to faithfully execute immigration laws enacted by Congress. Instead of prosecuting immigrants for the federal crime of illegal entry, President Biden has sent his lawyers into federal courts to sue Texas for taking action to secure the border.

• President Biden has instructed his agencies to ignore federal statutes that mandate the detention of illegal immigrants. The effect is to illegally allow their en masse parole into the United States.

• By wasting taxpayer dollars to tear open Texas’s border security infrastructure, President Biden has enticed illegal immigrants away from the 28 legal entry points along this State’s southern border— bridges where nobody drowns—and into the dangerous waters of the Rio Grande. Under President Biden’s lawless border policies, more than 6 million illegal immigrants have crossed our southern border in just 3 years. That is more than the population of 33 different States in this country. This illegal refusal to protect the States has inflicted unprecedented harm on the People all across the United States.

James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and the other visionaries who wrote the U.S. Constitution foresaw that States should not be left to the mercy of a lawless president who does nothing to stop external threats like cartels smuggling millions of illegal immigrants across the border. That is why the Framers included both Article IV, § 4, which promises that the federal government “shall protect each [State] against invasion,” and Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which acknowledges “the States’ sovereign interest in protecting their borders.” Arizona v. United States, 567 U.S. 387, 419 (2012) (Scalia, J., dissenting).

The failure of the Biden Administration to fulfill the duties imposed by Article IV, § 4 has triggered Article I, § 10, Clause 3, which reserves to this State the right of self-defense. For these reasons, I have already declared an invasion under Article I, § 10, Clause 3 to invoke Texas’s constitutional authority to defend and protect itself. That authority is the supreme law of the land and supersedes any federal statutes to the contrary. The Texas National Guard, the Texas Department of Public Safety, and other Texas personnel are acting on that authority, as well as state law, to secure the Texas border.

Greg Abbott Governor of Texas

 

This is flagrantly insurrectionary. Biden should respond to this as if Abbott has ordered the TSG to open fire on federal troops.

An invasion? Good I hope they capture Abbots dumb ass

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If we're just gonna ignore SCOTUS then let's pretend Roe wasn't trashed.

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