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#1

Play begins at 6:00 tonight on ESPN+, ESPN2 won't pick up coverage until 11p. 

 

Men's draw

Novak chillin' up top with Sinner & Rublev, Alcaraz/Medvedev/Zverev down below. 

 

Women's draw

All the big names are playing well to start the season. I'm going with Rybakina, she gives very few fucks. 

#2

Djokovic could surpass Margaret Court's slam record this tournament. I wouldn't bet against him. 
Iga hasn't particularly played well at the AO, so I'll go with Sabalenka.

#8
13 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Schmiedlova is quite attractive, let's see if she can battle Coco. 

Yeah, I just came here to post this.  I'd bee happy to see her play for a couple of weeks.  

Whatever happened to that little Gorgi girl?  

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#12

 

John McEnroe: “This is not a Popularity contest.”@JohnMcEnroe slammed every hater of Novak Djokovic with this ad ❤️@DjokerNole is The Greatest ever to picked up a tennis racket 🙌#Djokovic #NoleFam @jelenadjokovic

 

#19

I'm actually typing this from the Australian Open. I got to see 3 former UT players play today! Peyton Stearns, Lulu Sun, and Miguel Reyes Varela were all a joy to root for them today. 20240116_111809.thumb.jpg.093d9bddd1d1bd2e5da9d75dfea7ed4a.jpg20240116_134343.thumb.jpg.84d084195b83cba2ed4172c3b08daa21.jpg20240116_120926.thumb.jpg.e8ad6330c9b81275bfda8f0c91dd7b17.jpg

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#24
Another straight-set victory for Amanda Anisimova!The 22-year-old advances to the #AusOpen Third Round for the 3rd time, beating Podoroska 6-2, 6-3!

 

#28

Not going to get to stay but just watched game 5 second set swiatek v Collins and Collins put on a how to clinic with some text book points.

#30
23 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:
Another straight-set victory for Amanda Anisimova!The 22-year-old advances to the #AusOpen Third Round for the 3rd time, beating Podoroska 6-2, 6-3!

 

I love her. Not a great picture. 

still...I love boobs. Particularly hers. I dread the Haleping. Also, she's pretty good.

...mostly boobs though.

#32
1 hour ago, troph said:

Not going to get to stay but just watched game 5 second set swiatek v Collins and Collins put on a how to clinic with some text book points.

Ok - I'm at 5-4 S. Tell me if collins wins please, and I will go to a dif segment. So mean. 

#33
1 minute ago, Welshy said:

Ok - I'm at 5-4 S. Tell me if collins wins please, and I will go to a dif segment. So mean. 

First set?

#34

PSA - DO NOT READ THIS CHANNEL IF YOU ARE

RECORDING

ON TAPE DELAY

PAUSED TO TAKE A SHIT

MAKING A TUNA SANDWICH. 

EATING A TUNA SANDWICH

 

SHARKS SWIM HERE. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

First set?

Y

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#35

it’s a good match, watch it if you like tennis. That’s all I’ll say. And I don’t know who is going to win either so I’m not being coy.

theres like 2 people here, I didn’t realize spoilers were required. I personally don’t read anything if I’m on delay I assume someone is talking about it live.

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#36

Oddly, AO is the worst on TV. booked next year through AOTRAVEL yesterday.

 

With ESPN back, I'm all fucked up on timing and matches. 

 

It's a whole thing. 

#37
1 minute ago, troph said:

it’s a good match, watch it if you like tennis. That’s all I’ll say. And I don’t know who is going to win either so I’m not being coy.

Your avatar seems coy, so I'm going to assume coyness. S just won first. I am not team S. Def not team C (she seems like a dick). Do like good tennis. TORN. 

#38
1 minute ago, Welshy said:

Your avatar seems coy, so I'm going to assume coyness. S just won first. I am not team S. Def not team C (she seems like a dick). Do like good tennis. TORN. 

Collins is basically wearing lingerie on the court I know bill raftery is a fan, why aren’t you? 
 

it’s good tennis keep watching.

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#40

amazing behind the scenes interactions from Kasatkina and her partner, who just happens to be an award winning figure skater. Lot's of player behind the scenes and insight into tour life.  About a dozen episodes. Recent ones is edited beautiful, early ones are a work in progress. Break point was good, but this was better without the contrivance. 

 

 

#41
4 minutes ago, troph said:

Collins is basically wearing lingerie on the court I know bill raftery is a fan, why aren’t you? 
 

it’s good tennis keep watching.

Collins would make me take out the trash, clean baseboards, better myself. I can't even.

Also would. :)

Watch. 

#42

WOW!!! Dat’s all I’m gonna say about the match.

2 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Collins would make me take out the trash, clean baseboards, better myself. I can't even.

Also would. :)

Watch. 

I’d let her do nasty things to me. 

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#45

Love it

IMG_5170.jpg2019 US open. Love me some Djoker. 

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#47
54 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucking ouch, this one’s gonna sting Dani for awhile. 

Maybe forever. crazy shit. I can't imagine she will ever get over 4-1 in the third against #1 and losing. Crazy. Why it's so good, truly.

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#48

Damn. 

After one of the toughest losses of her career, Danielle Collins surprisingly 'announces' that 2024 is the last season of her career.So this was the last #AusOpen match of her life.

 

#49

Hard, Hard loss.

She may feel differently after fucking about for a few months. Whole different level of chill when you never have anything to do. But then it gets old. Fast. Fucking about @~40 is not fucking about at 20. 

In my experience, retiring is awesome for a couple months. Then it's not. I bet I snap a pic of her at the US open. :) or maybe the ATX open:

https://atxopen.com/collins-to-join-azarenka-stephens-at-2024-atx-open/

 

 

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