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FIFA confirms dates- November 21st- December 18th

How the hell are they going to pull that off in the middle of season? What a scheduling nightmare. 

Edited by JimmyHoffa

Imagine if it was a 48 team WC, it would run till the beginning of January. Considering teams usually spend 4-6 weeks before the WC training and playing friendlies, its a complete cluster.

Anybody got a current count on slave deaths for this thing?

49 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

FIFA confirms dates- November 21th- December 18th

How the hell are they going to pull that off in the middle of season? What a scheduling nightmare. 

You typing in Mike Tyson?? 

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4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

You typing in Mike Tyson?? 

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Fox has to be so pissed.  Paid all of that money for broadcasting rights only to have it conflict with College Football/NFL

21 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Fox has to be so pissed.  Paid all of that money for broadcasting rights only to have it conflict with College Football/NFL

FOX was awarded the 2026 World Cup without even having to bid on it as a concession for obvious scheduling conflicts for the 2022 tournament.

I think that they are fucking jumping for joy!

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Anybody got a current count on slave deaths for this thing?

Tree fiddy 

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

Imagine if it was a 48 team WC, it would run till the beginning of January. Considering teams usually spend 4-6 weeks before the WC training and playing friendlies, its a complete cluster.

plus it is a country that doesn't have the infrastructure for the visitors.  and they don't allow alcohol.

 

It is without a doubt the most crooked award in the history of business

6 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Tree fiddy 

a month.

  • 7 months later...
On 7/13/2018 at 9:35 AM, WBT said:

Anybody got a current count on slave deaths for this thing?

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  • 2 months later...

Fuck you Timor Leste or as I say Timor Lesser.

The first 5 teams have been eliminated from 2022 FIFA World Cup contention: Brunei, Laos, Timor Leste, Bhutan & Pakistan


Yes already. The AFC qualifying first round has seen 5 teams knocked out in two legs. Brunei victim to Mongolia, Laos out by Bangladesh, Bhutan defeated by Guam, Timor Leste thrashed by Malaysia, and Pakistan fell to Cambodia. Macao went up 1-0 to Sri Lanka and the second leg is postponed. Better luck in 2026, at least Pakistan has cricket going for them

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Bhutan defeated by Guam

Bhutan population: 807,610

Guam population: 164,299


Bhutan, a Buddhist kingdom on the Himalayas’ eastern edge, is known for its monasteries, fortresses (or dzongs) and dramatic landscapes that range from subtropical plains to steep mountains and valleys.

Shocking that a USA subsidiary, Guam, could beat a mountainous "country" of monks roughly 5 times its size.

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Fuck you Timor Leste or as I say Timor Lesser.

 

 

I'm surprised some of these countries have teams. Macau? Timor Leste? 

How do they even set about organizing/finding 20 players and coaches?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'm surprised some of these countries have teams. Macau? Timor Leste? 

How do they even set about organizing/finding 20 players and coaches?

I thought the same about T&T 

I’ll be there. If the US qualifies that is... so 50/50 that I’ll be there. 

Buy the tickets man, as if the USMNT wouldnt make a world cup.

15 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Bhutan population: 807,610

Guam population: 164,299


Bhutan, a Buddhist kingdom on the Himalayas’ eastern edge, is known for its monasteries, fortresses (or dzongs) and dramatic landscapes that range from subtropical plains to steep mountains and valleys.

Shocking that a USA subsidiary, Guam, could beat a mountainous "country" of monks roughly 5 times its size.

Well, they are still renowned for their dzongs, so they got that going for them - which is nice.

17 hours ago, MoJames said:

Buy the tickets man, as if the USMNT wouldnt make a world cup.

I'm not sure we're going to make the hex

Please tell me his sentence will be having to work alongside the Pakistani laborers in Qatar.  

Maybe there's still time to move this train wreck to a decent place at the right time of year.

How the hell are the big clubs supposed to compete in their leagues, domestic cups, and Champions League while their best players are gone for over a month?  This is the dumbest thing FIFA's ever done, and that's saying an awful lot.

Edited by TexArcher

And why are they calling this the Winter World Cup when the entire thing takes place in the Autumn/Fall?  

The Winter World Cup thing is stupid. There have been several Winter World Cups before. Last one was in 2010.

Don't they still call that time of year "Summer", but it's just cold there?  

On 6/11/2019 at 5:20 PM, Napoleon said:

Bhutan population: 807,610

Guam population: 164,299


Bhutan, a Buddhist kingdom on the Himalayas’ eastern edge, is known for its monasteries, fortresses (or dzongs) and dramatic landscapes that range from subtropical plains to steep mountains and valleys.

Shocking that a USA subsidiary, Guam, could beat a mountainous "country" of monks roughly 5 times its size.

Bhutan is an archery country. For a while there they were also known as the happiest country.

Don't they still call that time of year "Summer", but it's just cold there?  
Southern hemisphere has winter during our summer. So like huck said we have had winter world cups before
3 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

Southern hemisphere has winter during our summer. So like huck said we have had winter world cups before

...Like in 2014... though Brazil's coldest (southern most) stadium I believe was Porto Alegre, which is about exactly 30 degrees south of the equator.

Austin is 30.25 degrees above the equator, but Porto Alegre is on the ocean, which makes the climate slightly more predictably moderate than Austin's winter weather.

Qatar is on the water, but is only about 25 degrees above the equator...


SIDE NOTE: I don't really know where I'm going with this, so I'll stop.

...Like in 2014... though Brazil's coldest (southern most) stadium I believe was Porto Alegre, which is about exactly 30 degrees south of the equator.
Austin is 30.25 degrees above the equator, but Porto Alegre is on the ocean, which makes the climate slightly more predictably moderate than Austin's winter weather.
Qatar is on the water, but is only about 25 degrees above the equator...

SIDE NOTE: I don't really know where I'm going with this, so I'll stop.
Yeah not sure either lol...was just pointing out huck was right technically
The dates will be weird for sure though
3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

...Like in 2014... though Brazil's coldest (southern most) stadium I believe was Porto Alegre, which is about exactly 30 degrees south of the equator.

Austin is 30.25 degrees above the equator, but Porto Alegre is on the ocean, which makes the climate slightly more predictably moderate than Austin's winter weather.

Qatar is on the water, but is only about 25 degrees above the equator...


SIDE NOTE: I don't really know where I'm going with this, so I'll stop.

It’s like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and uh, uh you know, uh, you know what I’m trying to say. 

Is there any video of Platini being arrested? I would like to watch it on loop for a couple of hours.

It’s been in the news cycle now for almost 2 days and no word from fifa. I mean after 9 years there is still zero reason to hold this in Qatar.

Then all those brown people will have died for nothing.  

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Then all those brown people will have died for nothing.  

That's been the history of the world for the last millennium or two.

yes, but football was to be the great equalizer.  Not so much in construction, but in goals.  

If they still hold it in Qatar then the US should boycott.

That way I don't have to drink myself into a stupor in case we don't qualify again. 

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If they still hold it in Qatar then the US should boycott.

That way I don't have to drink myself into a stupor in case we don't qualify again. 

How could Michael Bradley & Gyasi Zardes not lead a Gregg Berhalter-coached team to the promised land?

Yeah, the U.S. boycotting the next World Cup is like the captain of the chess club refusing to ask the hottest cheerleader to go to the prom because she's not smart enough.  Sure.  Our principles are why we're not there.

Is it too late to retroactively boycott Russia?

How could Michael Bradley & Gyasi Zardes not lead a Gregg Berhalter-coached team to the promised land?

Fuck.
  • 3 years later...

Will this be the least attended WC ever?  Here’s another reason to pass. 

 

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