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That sounds like a great way to ruin a game watching experience.

Kinda like how fantasy football ruins football.

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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That sounds like a great way to ruin a game watching experience.

Kinda like how fantasy football ruins football.

This country bets on elections. You think “second half spread” is outrageous? Lol 

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey now, the Surly fanbase is also a victim of having to watch this slap and tickle fight between Derka and Motown. 

For the 80th time

I blocked him. I’m done here. He can do it with someone else. We all know he will. 

55 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, there is such a thing as a "second half spread"?  #notagambler

Oh yea.  There’s this thing called live betting as well. Muy peligroso

LMAO at Derka with his “say it with your chest” shit earlier

This obese Mongoloid incel who lives with his mom trying to give anyone advice on how to be a man is hilarious.  

This obese unemployed incel loser who lives with his mom, counts his dads reputation/work as his proudest “accomplishment” in this world, and has never done anything manly in his entire life trying to act like a big man is hilarious 

Fuck you whiny little bitch. The most “productive” and “manly” thing you’ve ever done, or ever will do, in your entire life is type words into a screen while raising your blood pressure and ruining your mental health by your own admission 

Enjoy wasting the rest of your limited time on Earth engaging in internet slap fights. I won’t be participating anymore, you whiny little bitch. Fuck all the way off 

(ok I’m done) 

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4 hours ago, Derka said:

this is definitely the last time.

 

4 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I blocked him. I’m done here. He can do it with someone else. We all know he will. 

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6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You’re calling me combative?  That’s rich. 

Are you saying everyone from West Virginia looks like Travis Tritt?  So what?

 

damn travis tritt loaded up on the plastic surgery !

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

This country bets on elections. You think “second half spread” is outrageous? Lol 

These days you can bet on just about anything. Remember all the bets for the Super Bowl from the coin flip to how long the national anthem lasts, it's almost that way for everything now. You can bet over/unders and point spreads for each quarter or for a half in football. Halves and quarters for basketball. It's like the "Roaring 20's," and then those wild 30's when Hitler was invading Poland and Aggy supposedly won a national title in football.  just ask Army Brat he will tell you that "Anything Goes." I'm sure that he is a fan of the theater and saw the original production by Cole Porter then. Wild times.

 

 

5 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Enjoy wasting the rest of your limited time on Earth engaging in internet slap fights. I won’t be participating anymore, you whiny little bitch. Fuck all the way off 

lol, you literally start every single one of these slap fights. every single one. you then proceed to announce that i’m on your ignore list and that you’re “done” over and over and over, only to invariably get yourself all upset and riled up, making butthurt, personal attack posts like this one, all because you’re upset that……you started yet another internet slap fight with me out of nowhere? lmao, yeah, you’re a bastion of stability and maturity. lol. pathetic.

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12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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i’ve said it for years now: if you see me starting bullshit then call me on it and neg away. but you and i both know that i come here to talk hoops, while motown dedicates his time here to agitating me and then going nuclear himself when i respond to his ad hominem bullshit personal attacks. so no, im not going to stop responding to a guy who keeps going out of his way to start this bullshit with me. 

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Oh yea.  There’s this thing called live betting as well. Muy peligroso

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36 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I wish the basketball board didn’t reliably devolve into this. Fuckin A, man.

well i’m here every single day contributing to countless different hoops threads with  zero problems with anyone, and then a certain specific poster shows up to take his routine drive-by pot shots at me and here we are again. nobody here likes it, but until that one specific poster either leaves or changes his entire MO, it’s going to continue to happen.

7 minutes ago, Derka said:

until that one specific poster either leaves or changes his entire MO, it’s going to continue to happen.

You could also choose to ignore it, i.e., your MO needs to change, as well.

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You could also choose to ignore it, i.e., your MO needs to change, as well.

nah, in education we don’t blame the kid who minds his own business 100% of the time and never goes after anyone else, we blame the mentally stunted dipshit who won’t stop going after the kid who is minding his own business and not going after anyone else. it’s the exact same thing here. im not going to share blame with the guy who starts the shit (completely unorovoked) literally every single time it happens. 

reminder that motown got banned by bob 3-4x for this exact thing, the last one supposedly being permanent until immamac decided to undo all of that because he too is an incendiary prick with the behavior of an angry 12 year old and a hard-on for me. bob has no love for me, and yet he repeatedly took my side on this issue. that right there says it all. there’s a right and a wrong here, and i know which side i’m on.

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Until you are brave and mature enough to take some responsibility, it's never going to improve.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Until you are brave and mature enough to take some responsibility, it's never going to improve.

i’ll be sure to tell this to the next kid who gets picked on at my school. i’m sure it’ll go over awesome with his parents. 

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You're not a kid.

the analogy is still apt, only more so *because* we are adults. what kind of adult behaves the way he does? no kind.

also, your “advice” is horse shit, because i already did ignore motown every single time he came after me, for months. it was the entire reason bob banned him over and over and over and over.

^^^^ read that as many times as you need to for it to sink in.

 

i literally already spent months doing what you are so patronizingly telling me to do right now, and motown got banned for it. then immamac undid motown’s banning, and as we can see, ignoring him factually, empirically does not work. so if he still wants to drive by every now and then to say some shit to me i’m going to respond if i feel like it. i already tried what you’re suggesting; it got us here. ie, your suggestion is bullshit. stop making it.

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This is worse than high school. Damn gentlemen, grow up. Who even remembers who attacks them on a message board.

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn travis tritt loaded up on the plastic surgery !

I see fat people.

 

6 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I wish the basketball board didn’t reliably devolve into this. Fuckin A, man.

Death, taxes, certain Surly poster meltdowns

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Death, taxes, certain Surly poster meltdowns

ftr i think it’s really funny that motown came in here just to talk shit to me, only for him to be the only one to get all upset and angered by it. 

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19 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Me after reading this thread 

 

 

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pov: you’re bob telling motown to stop starting shit with derka:

 

14 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I wish the basketball board didn’t reliably devolve into this. Fuckin A, man.

I blocked him. It's over between me and him. Only way it would end is with me being the bigger man and stopping it. We can all move on from anything involving me and the unemployed obese incel who lives with his mom. No need to discuss it anymore. I ended it.

You know he's just gonna do the same thing with other people, though. For years to come...

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2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I blocked him. It's over between me and him. Only way it would end is with me being the bigger man and stopping it. We can all move on from anything involving me and the unemployed obese incel who lives with his mom. No need to discuss it anymore. I ended it.

You know he's just gonna do the same thing with other people, though. For years to come...

Taking a personal shot is so childish here.

34 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I blocked him. It's over between me and him. Only way it would end is with me being the bigger man and stopping it. We can all move on from anything involving me and the unemployed obese incel who lives with his mom. No need to discuss it anymore. I ended it.

You know he's just gonna do the same thing with other people, though. For years to come...


 

you’ve posted this same shit about 50 times the last 2 years. If you’ve blocked him then stop talking about him. 

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

you’ve posted this same shit about 50 times the last 2 years. If you’ve blocked him then stop talking about him. 

He keeps coming back with a different username. This is like the 5th one he's used.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

He keeps coming back with a different username. This is like the 5th one he's used.

Exactly 

His previous username was already blocked

Not sure what the point of making nasty replies to me is. I’m the only one actively trying to squash this situation 

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18 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

These days you can bet on just about anything. Remember all the bets for the Super Bowl from the coin flip to how long the national anthem lasts, it's almost that way for everything now. You can bet over/unders and point spreads for each quarter or for a half in football. Halves and quarters for basketball. It's like the "Roaring 20's," and then those wild 30's when Hitler was invading Poland and Aggy supposedly won a national title in football.  just ask Army Brat he will tell you that "Anything Goes." I'm sure that he is a fan of the theater and saw the original production by Cole Porter then. Wild times.

 

 

I’d like to wager ten million dollars that Motown isn’t done. 

18 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I’m the only one actively trying to squash this situation 

How the fuck do you lie so fucking casually and completely?

On 11/14/2024 at 7:33 AM, MotownHorn said:

I blocked him. I’m done here. He can do it with someone else. We all know he will. 

 

On 11/14/2024 at 11:46 AM, MotownHorn said:

LMAO at Derka with his “say it with your chest” shit earlier

This obese Mongoloid incel who lives with his mom trying to give anyone advice on how to be a man is hilarious.  

This obese unemployed incel loser who lives with his mom, counts his dads reputation/work as his proudest “accomplishment” in this world, and has never done anything manly in his entire life trying to act like a big man is hilarious 

Fuck you whiny little bitch. The most “productive” and “manly” thing you’ve ever done, or ever will do, in your entire life is type words into a screen while raising your blood pressure and ruining your mental health by your own admission 

Enjoy wasting the rest of your limited time on Earth engaging in internet slap fights. I won’t be participating anymore, you whiny little bitch. Fuck all the way off 

(ok I’m done) 

These posts are 4 hours apart. You've got plenty of your own issues, man.

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

 

These posts are 4 hours apart. You've got plenty of your own issues, man.

This is the crux of the problem.  Derka is not the only person with mental health challenges.  It is not any easier for some to ignore him than it is for Derka to, well, not be Derka.  It's easy to say "just put him on ignore," but for some, that's like saying "don't breathe."  

9 hours ago, idigTexas said:

This is the crux of the problem.  Derka is not the only person with mental health challenges.  It is not any easier for some to ignore him than it is for Derka to, well, not be Derka.  It's easy to say "just put him on ignore," but for some, that's like saying "don't breathe."  

I put him on ignore, my man 

For the second time/username this year 

We can all move on. I put him on ignore and it’s done. No need to discuss it anymore 

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9 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You've got plenty of your own issues, man.

Tell me something I don’t already know 

i did not change my username, immamac did it on his own.

Jesus H Christ on a Big Wheel, can we just talk basketball and shake off the minor snark and appreciate the KenPom info and maybe disagree on details w/o total meltdowns this season?

I know, I know.  "You new here?"

i wouldn’t post this if i thought it would start a new round of slap fighting, but i’m certain it won’t be a problem because motown has me on ignore, plus as we all know he is “done”. anyway he just neg repped a random post of mine from august 27th. i’m sorry but that’s goddamn funny. he comes in here talking crazy shit to me for no reason, he loses his mind when i literally just respond, and then he’s all, “IM THE ONLY ONE HERE TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE HERE!!!”, meanwhile he’s finding random posts of mine from three months ago and negging them. sounds like having me on ignore ire is going swimmingly. 😂 

also, just to make this post actually somewhat germane to the thread topic, i really believe that when this team is healthy that we are a legit S16/E8 team, and i don’t see RT being on the hot seat any time soon if we’re reaching that potential. i still want him to be a better regular season coach, but if he can assemble a roster and win in march then fuck it, i’ll gladly take it.

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

i wouldn’t post this if i thought it would start a new round of slap fighting, but i’m certain it won’t be a problem because motown has me on ignore, plus as we all know he is done. anyway he just neg repped a random post of mine from august 27th. i’m sorry but that’s funny. he comes in here talking crazy shit for no reason, he loses his mind when i literally just respond, and then he’s all, “IM THE ONLY ONE HERE TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE!!!”, meanwhile he’s finding random posts of mine from the summer and negging them. sounds like having me on ignore ire is going swimmingly. 😂 

also, just to make this post actually somewhat germane to the thread topic, i really believe that when this team is healthy that we are a legit S16/E8 team, and i don’t see RT being an n the hit seat any time soon if we’re reaching that potential. i still want him to be a better regular season coach, but if he can assemble a roster and win in march then fuck it, i’ll gladly take it.

Who has my ten million dollar check? I knew it was easy money. 

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who has my ten million dollar check? I knew it was easy money. 

Mo' like Dbeasy money, amirite?

Haven’t been in here since March, did y’all get new drapes?

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