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  • Herpa Derpa
    Herpa Derpa

    Some folks are just cunts. RT was a key reason for the emergence of Texas basketball onto the national stage under Barnes. Kevin Durant came to Austin because of him. He stepped down from a HC po

  • Steamboat1874
    Steamboat1874

    I want to thank Coach Terry for pouring his heart and soul into this program. He was forced into a tough situation and did a damn good job. I wish him the very best.

  • ThatsGold
    ThatsGold

    Someone at work said RT was a DEI hire to appease the masses after Beard and I couldn't argue with her 

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I don't think Texas makes it to Kentucky.

If they did, I would pick Kentucky.

 I think Illinois takes them and that's if they get by Xavier.

21 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

I don't think Texas makes it to Kentucky.

If they did, I would pick Kentucky.

 I think Illinois takes them and that's if they get by Xavier.

You’re underestimating the MotownHorn effect

Texas is 3-1 in 1st round tournament games I’ve attended 

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1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

You’re underestimating the MotownHorn effect

Texas is 3-0 in 1st round tournament games I’ve attended in the post Rick Barnes era 

I will appropriately keep this in mind for at least one of my 25 brackets.

AAS is ridiculous as the news in it is at least 1 or 2 days old.  Unfortunately, I can’t get my wife to give up.

Weird. I never have any problem with her giving it up.
32 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


Weird. I never have any problem with her giving it up.

Well, fuck a duck.

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

You’re underestimating the MotownHorn effect

Texas is 3-1 in 1st round tournament games I’ve attended 

Well, your record can’t suffer if we lose the play in game lulz.

5 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Well, your record can’t suffer if we lose the play in game lulz.

Bingo

On 3/18/2025 at 3:14 PM, Js1 said:

Picking us to win the whole thing? Not even sure I’m picking us to win the first four game 

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If this is embarrassing enough to the money while watching programs like Auburn, Alabama, Tennessee, and Florida kicking ass then the first call needs to be to Pitino. Make Pitino say no, then make him have to say it again and again. 

That is if the money is embarrassed enough to care to compete. 

Tre fading towards the end didn't help.  I'm not blaming him for the loss, he was our leading scorer, but he should have made a couple more free throws and his shot was off late.  Good luck in the league, it was fun having you while it lasted.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

If this is embarrassing enough to the money while watching programs like Auburn, Alabama, Tennessee, and Florida kicking ass then the first call needs to be to Pitino. Make Pitino say no, then make him have to say it again and again. 

That is if the money is embarrassed enough to care to compete. 

We want a coach that will be here for a long time. Pitino may be too old now for a stretch like that.

16-6 run for Xavier to end the RT era at Texas

Not a moment too soon

7 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

It's as about as good a draw as Texas could have gotten.

... and we fucked it up anyway.

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Just now, satyanash said:

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Great follow. That unbridled fat-ass, golf tournament-cheating embarrassment continues to be an unbridled fat ass, golf-tournament-cheating embarrassment. Jim Spanarkel has forgotten more about basketball than Ketchum has in his dreams. Prayers like that shot are a tough get on the defensive board, as Sparnakel accurately pointed out. Probably should have had a block out? Probably. But Ketchum would never know as such. He's the sparest of spares. 

I'm so glad Terry is done. He's been a model of mediocrity and Texas deserves better.  Much. Give credit to Texas for playing its ass off over the last 4 games. But you need to do better than sporadic shows of energy, cohesion and teamwork and that's why this dumb experiment by Del Conte is thankfully over. 

Guys at this point I would not hesitate to call up and offer whatever it takes.

Pearl

Beard

Drew

Coach K

 

So I guess the lavender Rosie O’Donnell glasses didn’t help much after all….see ya RTard!

3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Guys at this point I would not hesitate to call up and offer whatever it takes.

Pearl

Beard

Drew

Coach K

 

Of those names, Beard is the LEAST likely at 0.0%

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Of those names, Beard is the LEAST likely at 0.0%

The 78 year old is probably a long shot.

Is there anyone in the Boeheim coaching tree? Let’s run that zone defense and fuck shit up 

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4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Is there anyone in the Boeheim coaching tree? Let’s run that zone defense and fuck shit up.

Because he won so many championships with it?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because he won so many championships with it?

Boeheim’s success surpasses the entire history of Texas basketball. Is that not good enough for you?

This program desperately needs a system or identity. 

34 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Great follow. That unbridled fat-ass, golf tournament-cheating embarrassment continues to be an unbridled fat ass, golf-tournament-cheating embarrassment. Jim Spanarkel has forgotten more about basketball than Ketchum has in his dreams. Prayers like that shot are a tough get on the defensive board, as Sparnakel accurately pointed out. Probably should have had a block out? Probably. But Ketchum would never know as such. He's the sparest of spares. 

I'm so glad Terry is done. He's been a model of mediocrity and Texas deserves better.  Much. Give credit to Texas for playing its ass off over the last 4 games. But you need to do better than sporadic shows of energy, cohesion and teamwork and that's why this dumb experiment by Del Conte is thankfully over. 

Slow clap. 100%

If Sampson was a bit younger I'd say pay him $10 million a year to clean up this mess. He's built Houston into a juggernaut. Don't give a fuck about past allegations, it's the NIL era.

38 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Great follow. That unbridled fat-ass, golf tournament-cheating embarrassment continues to be an unbridled fat ass, golf-tournament-cheating embarrassment. Jim Spanarkel has forgotten more about basketball than Ketchum has in his dreams. Prayers like that shot are a tough get on the defensive board, as Sparnakel accurately pointed out. Probably should have had a block out? Probably. But Ketchum would never know as such. He's the sparest of spares. 

I'm so glad Terry is done. He's been a model of mediocrity and Texas deserves better.  Much. Give credit to Texas for playing its ass off over the last 4 games. But you need to do better than sporadic shows of energy, cohesion and teamwork and that's why this dumb experiment by Del Conte is thankfully over. 

I respect Rodney Terry about a thousand times more than I do Geoff Ketchum. 

50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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39 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Great follow. That unbridled fat-ass, golf tournament-cheating embarrassment continues to be an unbridled fat ass, golf-tournament-cheating embarrassment. Jim Spanarkel has forgotten more about basketball than Ketchum has in his dreams. Prayers like that shot are a tough get on the defensive board, as Sparnakel accurately pointed out. Probably should have had a block out? Probably. But Ketchum would never know as such. He's the sparest of spares. 

I'm so glad Terry is done. He's been a model of mediocrity and Texas deserves better.  Much. Give credit to Texas for playing its ass off over the last 4 games. But you need to do better than sporadic shows of energy, cohesion and teamwork and that's why this dumb experiment by Del Conte is thankfully over. 

Of all the things we did wrong in the last 6 minutes of this game, that was a fluke shit shot with a shit bounce that we couldn't do anything about. What a stupid fucking loser. 

Bobby and Gerry were pretty aggressive about it on their show tonight. “We expect him to be let go soon but not sure if it’s official yet.”

Lots of talk about how fast this will move.

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