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The sore loser in me hopes this blowout fucks all your potential coaching opportunities 
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This dude is a fucking dork. He's also the same loser who blew the 28-3 Super Bowl lead. Good riddance.
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2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Only hope for this franchise is Jerry’s yacht sinking with his entire family on it .

And eaten by sharks.

Has there ever been a coach fired mid-game? That would be priceless. 

Jesus, the tv broadcast going hard in the paint with "Bringing on the Heartache" while going to commerical.

I really wish Blackie Sherrod was still alive and covering the Cowboys for the Dallas Morning News.  His reporting this Titanic sinking effort by Jerrah's kids would be gold.

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You could've sung this at halftime. 

The Eagles will muster up enough tomorrow night and win and will outlast Dallas in the playoffs lol

8 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Yeah, but that guy looks like he is going to need a Go Fund Me for that $59 TV. 

no shit there was a lot of pathetic in that video

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

And eaten by sharks.

With frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You could've sung this at halftime. 

First quarter??

7 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

 An we at least injure 33?

If that’s how you roll … #4 in white might be a better choice in the long run. 

The offensive line has been over rated the past few seasons but this defense is the most over rated unit ever.  This team needs a younger Sean Payton type of coach or just hire Belichick.

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<Arnold voice> "kill me now! ... I'm here!"

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I grew up a Packers fan because my dad is from Appleton, but my mom is from Garland and this shit hurts me. We are gonna get skullfucked by SF next week and I was just hoping this was competitive.

I was pretty concerned that this team might fall apart, but didn't expect this piss poor showing at all. 

Fire Dak, Fire the coaches, and put that senile fucking owner out to pasture.

Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 

Yeah they’d probably lose by 20 to any other team in the playoffs
Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 
Green Bay will get a lot of hype this week. People will really believe they are for real and dangerous. They just don't know of the Cowboys effect. Which can make any average team look great
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

The Eagles will muster up enough tomorrow night and win and will outlast Dallas in the playoffs lol

Who really cares what the Eagles do? This is an embarrassment for the ages all by itself. 

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

easily.  McCarthy needs to be fired tomorrow. In the locker room after the game. 

I wouldn't even let him address the team. Get the fuck out. I'll have someone box up your shit and take it by your house. Take that loser Quinn with you. 

I gotta believe is they did something similar to the Manning bros simulcast, except with the feed being Jerruh's luxury box, that would capture 100% of the viewing audience.  Listening to those fucking dipshits while the cowboys are getting bottomed-out on the field would be spectacular.

Fuck him, but Stephen A. Smith will have a field day with this...and he won't be wrong 

5 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Has there ever been a coach fired mid-game? That would be priceless. 

Was it Kiffen fired on the tarmac or something?  Fire this fat fuck before he gets to the car.

Don’t want to see Dak next season playing for Cowboys.

The offensive line has been over rated the past few seasons but this defense is the most over rated unit ever.  This team needs a younger Sean Payton type of someone like Belicihk

Maybe don't honk the train horn when you score a garbage TD in a game you are guaranteed to lose. 

Fat Mike is gonna fat Mike somewhere else. 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Fuck him, but Stephen A. Smith will have a field day with this...and he won't be wrong 

Oh, god, his mansion must look like the South Park jack meme by now.

Sark hasn't beaten Washington since getting fired.
And McCarthy hasn't beaten Green Bay since getting fired.

 

Sark will overcome this.

McCarthy... no confidence. 

 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Was it Kiffen fired on the tarmac or something?  Fire this fat fuck before he gets to the car.

Sark was tarmacked after ASU blew out USC and was allegedly had liquor oh his breath during the game. 

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Just now, NAVY said:

Fat Mike is gonna fat Mike somewhere else. 

It won't be as a head coach in the NFL.  Nobody was looking to hire him until Jerry did.  I expect a similar hire here in a few weeks (there's no way Jerry can run this back)

I honestly think this does cost the cowboys a significant chunk of fans who have been loyal 

As opposed to the last 20 previous years of suck?
1 minute ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Packers - Cowboys. The Bart Starr QB sneak on 3rd down. My sister’s father in law was the guy they handed it to on 1st and 2nd down. 

Fuck that guy too.

Dallas is within like 40 total yards of gb. There might be time enough to surpass them if they have a give up last possession.  Would be a great stat to accompany the final score. 

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