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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

He's playing well, but he's getting plenty of time and the receivers are WIDE ASS FUCKING OPEN.  

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Let's see if fat fuck can figure out a screen pass audible when they go bear to the best screen catcher in the game that never gets screens called for him only dives up the middle

I am just having the game as background now. 20 to mother fucking 0. Might get ugly for the cowboys

Love is not playing amazing, the Dallas defense is playing soft.  Way too much cushion and just unbelievable that they aren’t ready to play playoff football.  

Agree. He doesn’t have a perfect passing rating. 13/16 for 185 and a TD. Weak…
Probably the end of the McCarthy and Dak era.....

Dak ain’t going nowhere. But Mike will.

I wish Dak could go to serious team and not be stuck here.

We don’t deserve a good QB. We need to be in QB purgatory so maybe we’ll understand what it’s like.
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

any D with a pulse can stop them.  they can't really run the ball.  guys are wide fucking open most of the time.

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Harbaugh to the Cowboys if they lose today?

Dad, John or Jim? 

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

They'll get throttled by 20 next week after their fat girlfriends tell them how awesome they were all week.

Well yea...next week they will be traveling to San Francisco

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

What the fuck is the defense doing?!?

You can piss and moan about the offens e all you want.

But this defense is the biggest issue.

The offense obvious has to be perfect. And as you idiots keep saying the won’t be.

They suck too.

But it doesn’t help when they’ve been on the field the entire half because the offense is garbage.

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BREAKING 

McCarthy will be fired at halftime.  Jerry is taking over playcalling on the sidelines second half.

This game is on Quinn right now..... I'm not sure what his game plan is, but the soft coverage, with all sorts of zone (which we barely play) peppered in is weird.  Thumb ain't much better with his stupid sequencing of calls but the offense has had long fields.  It'll be interesting to see who, if anyone, survives this.  Guys may be coaching/playing for jobs.

 

You know who is really upset watching Jordan Love kick ass right now? Aaron Rodgers, hahaha

Jerry for the health and welfare of Cowboy fans hire a real GM.  This is SSDD.

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Missed PAT! Could come back to haunt them.

Well, the total  is 51.5.  The Packers are gonna have to get there on their own.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

They will play SF next week on the road if they win this. You think their defense is letting that dork sit back there and complete one footed throws? SF's defense is going to destroy GB up front. Dallas defense and SF defense is night and day.

Just now, Drew said:


Dak ain’t going nowhere. But Mike will.

I wish Dak could go to serious team and not be stuck here.

We don’t deserve a good QB. We need to be in QB purgatory so maybe we’ll understand what it’s like.

Brah.  We have zero points and Dak's int led to 7 of their points.  There's plenty of blame to go around, but Dak is sucking just as much ass as the rest of the team.

20-0...is this score real?

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

They’ve been on the field the entire half, dumbass.

That tends to happen when you give up 5 first downs out of 6 3rd downs..... It's not like they haven't been accountable.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

This game is on Quinn right now..... I'm not sure what his game plan is, but the soft coverage, with all sorts of zone (which we barely play) peppered in is weird.  Thumb ain't much better with his stupid sequencing of calls but the offense has had long fields.  It'll be interesting to see who, if anyone, survives this.  Guys may be coaching/playing for jobs.

 

eh.  this is on every single dude and coach on the team. 

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

What the fuck is the defense doing?!?

You can piss and moan about the offens e all you want.

But this defense is the biggest issue.

The offense obvious has to be perfect. And as you idiots keep saying the won’t be.

Defense has an F-minus for the first half. The offense has a D-minus so I guess that’s better. Still shit. But better-tasting shit.

4 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Love is not playing amazing, the Dallas defense is playing soft.  Way too much cushion and just unbelievable that they aren’t ready to play playoff football.  

if this staff still has a job in the next 10 days (or preferably sooner), this group will go down with Romo-Dez-Murray trio. 

Hot Take: a score here would be nice with the 2H getting the ball first. 

these are the plays we needed to run when dumbass decided to throw a bomb on first down from his 6.

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

3rd down blitz that didn’t get there, again, leaving a guy wide open


Dan Quinn can’t leave fast enough.

This

Just now, Underdog said:

Hot Take: a score here would be nice with the 2H getting the ball first. 

May be their only hope..... Get 10 or hopefully 14 on back 2 back drives and get back in the game.  If they don't, then it may end up being too late.

Dallas defense set the tone for this game. Had a real bad feeling when they left a man wide open early for a 15yd or so gain. Knew it was going to be one of those games where the offense will have zero room for error.

And then the offense has completely shit the bed on their own. 

Not to mention the bone headed plays, offsides on 3rd down, taking the ball 3 yards deep in the endzone with zero forward momentum, playing zone all game long, even on 3rd and 4. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Defense has an F-minus for the first half. The offense has a D-minus so I guess that’s better. Still shit. But better-tasting shit.

You are too kind. I don't know how you can give the O a D-.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

That’s the only thing making this tolerable. 

Yeah, thanks @RPM  I'm not familiar with this, but need levity.

This is what happens when an owner wants coaches that are best at kissing his ass.

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