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CD lamb sucks

Holding the DB with his right and tries to one hand catch with his left. What a dip shit

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Its a game

post of the year

Lamb has money on the game or a concussion (or both).

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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Lamb has money on the game or a concussion (or both).

He looks like he gives no fucks. At least Dak is trying even though he’s failing miserably.
8 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

He’s possibly the worst QB to have in the playoffs. He helps get you there but he cannot handle the pressure. Rinse and repeat.

If anyone spends more than 3 figures on anything Cowboys,  please send the money to me. I will drive to your house, kick you in the balls and give you half of your money back. Same result for half the price.

he panics in the pocket in the playoffs.  too much pressure.

The transformation of Dak into Romo is 100 percent complete. Playoff game interceptions and dropped interceptions with prime time level choking. I used to think Romo was just a born choker but now I see anyone who plays for this rotten franchise is destined for this. Tom Brady would have been a playoff choker with zero titles if the Cowboys had drafted him. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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thank god Tom Brady is our QB.

Dak before the season: I'm not throwing 10 interceptions this year.

Also Dak: I'm throwing 10 in one postseason game!

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fat loser fuck coach.  Loser fuck QB. Loser fuck defense.   Loser fuck owner. Loser fuck city 

Yeah but Dallas sucks too not just Arlington. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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 But we have THAT guy on our team now

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This is so easy to predict.  Cowboys will score the next two TDs to make it 27-21 and then the defense needing a big stop to give them a chance to win the game will let GB drive the field for points and that will be that.  

Cooper Rush is not even an option. Fat/Lazy has stuck with a worthless second stringer for how many fucking years now. Cooper is so bad he can't even challenge for the starter slot after all this time - against another broken QB whose game always turns to shit when the chips are down. Shit team management starting at the very top.

Seven targets, two catches

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Need a LOT of adjustments on both sides of the team during halftime

A decision has to be made on Dak. He might lead the number 1 offense in regular season but sucks in big games.

He will likely get extended at some crazy number. If he plays out his contract he’s a $59 mil hit. Cut him and it’s $61m dead cap. What is his cap hit if you make him a June 1 cut?

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Super Bowl Bound!

Who knows. Maybe they pull their head out their ass.

But I wouldn't bet on it.

The pick 6 killed any chances/Before then, if we doubled up on end of 1st half plus 2nd half score, it's now a one possession game. Now, we need another TD just to get it 13. This would also require the defense to not only make stops, but get turnovers for either scores or creating very short fields.

This defense is boom or bust. If the turnovers or scores aren't happening, they look terrible. We play soft and timid on defense. No real pressure or attacking plays.

And Ceedee Lamb needs to be called out. He looks soft as fuck, playing lazy, dropping balls. Amari Cooper 2.0

Does AZ have any coaches left 

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wrong thread

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I don't understand why guys wear earrings and jewelry during a game. One good hit in the earhole and CD's loop earring is ripping right off. 

Need three touchdowns boys!! Z let’s do this!!!!!!

 

Looks over and sees that fat fuck McCarthy on the sideline. 
 

😆 

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

A decision has to be made on Dak. He might lead the number 1 offense in regular season but sucks in big games.

He will likely get extended at some crazy number. If he plays out his contract he’s a $59 mil hit. Cut him and it’s $61m dead cap. What is his cap hit if you make him a June 1 cut?

MVP Material.

Did you miss the memo?

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is so easy to predict.  Cowboys will score the next two TDs to make it 27-21 and then the defense needing a big stop to give them a chance to win the game will let GB drive the field for points and that will be that.  

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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Cooper Rush is not even an option. Fat/Lazy has stuck with a worthless second stringer for how many fucking years now. Cooper is so bad he can't even challenge for the starter slot after all this time - against another broken QB whose game always turns to shit when the chips are down. Shit team management starting at the very top.

This is why they got Trey Lance right guys?

Right???

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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If only Dak could even hold Brady's jockstrap

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This is so easy to predict.  Cowboys will score the next two TDs to make it 27-21 and then the defense needing a big stop to give them a chance to win the game will let GB drive the field for points and that will be that.  

I don't think we can cover the GB receivers.  

7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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But we have Quinn

The day I caught a punt from Jordan Love.  Micah was there, too. (Not me in the Micah pic) 

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Me and wife with Kyle Pitts

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Jimmy Johnson fishes about 300 days a year and acts like he can still let a locker room speech go.

Not on PG television he can't.

2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

A decision has to be made on Dak. He might lead the number 1 offense in regular season but sucks in big games.

He will likely get extended at some crazy number. If he plays out his contract he’s a $59 mil hit. Cut him and it’s $61m dead cap. What is his cap hit if you make him a June 1 cut?

Dak and the offense built a lot of their gaudy stats against shitty competition.

Jimmy with a killer halftime speech. Jerry should have fired Mike on the 30th and made Jimmy the coach.

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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Except for having the Atlanta coach as Cowboys defensive coordinator.

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What Horn80 said

4 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I don't understand why guys wear earrings and jewelry during a game. One good hit in the earhole and CD's loop earring is ripping right off. 

I think Hill (Miami) was wearing one last night in KC ... with -30 windchill.  I feel as if that's a tad counterproductive to looking cool.

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

MVP Material.

Did you miss the memo?

Drew’s “Dak is the real MVP” post is aging like roadkill on a 100-degree Texas afternoon.

Pick 6 felt inevitable with all the throws in traffic.  

Can still make it interesting if they score right away, but McCarthy should have gone for 2.

Jimmy with the halftime PG- rated version speech of the year.  Strahan is ready to play!

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Dak before the season: I'm not throwing 10 interceptions this year.

Also Dak: I'm throwing 10 in one postseason game!

I mean, it's technically a different year.

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