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It’s sad when my lowly Bears were more competitive vs the Pack.

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Should've known better than to get pump up for this team...  

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Seeing Jerry sad brings joy to my heart.

Fuck that piece of shit.

When he dies I’ll start rooting for the cowboys again.

Dan Quinn already took a head coaching job didn't he...only way to explain the Defense sucking ass this bad.

I have never seen a pro receiver that wide open. He jogged a couple figure eights, clicked his heels and paid a few bills just to make it interesting.

 

What an embarrassing performance. 

56 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

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The Pats had an all-time QB that game, so not better shape

Bruh had enough time to completely stop and wait for the ball to get to him. 

This is an ass kicking lol

Postgame will be all  about Dak and not the defense not even trying. Don’t care anymore. As long as Herry owns this team the culture will rot before big games. 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!!!!!  Fire errbody...... Seriously.

Dan Quinn getting totally pants'd.

Can't fire Jerry and he's the one consistent stench over the last 30 years. 

Until Jerry dies, this is who the Cowboys are.  

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This run defense is pathetic

Good thing Jerry used first draft pick on Mazi.

Just now, Mother mopar said:

Dan Quinn already took a head coaching job didn't he...only way to explain the Defense sucking ass this bad.

He better have because I'd pull that offer really quickly if I was debating him as my head coach. 

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

Seeing Jerry sad brings joy to my heart.

Fuck that piece of shit.

When he dies I’ll start rooting for the cowboys again.

Same here.  

So I was kidding earlier but the Packers need to start resting starters pretty soon. 

Fuck Dan Quinn. fuck useless piece of shit. Hope he fucking goes to Seattle of gets ass fucked

Texas has already declined McCarthy's request to be an offensive analyst next year. 

 

How 'bout them Cowboys!

Christ, it's been a long three decades. All you can really do at this point is laugh it off.

Not sure I've seen many plays where there are no defenders in the picture for a good 3-4 seconds. Most of which the receiver is just waiting for the ball to re-enter the atmosphere. 

This was a weird season.

I thought we were going to tank the season after all the stupid changes made in the offseason.

But we ended up winning a lot.

So, Belichick? 

Harbaugh? 

Probably Dan Quinn.  ugh

 

I predict Eric Bieniemy.  

 

 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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2,1...not even a question with that thumb sucking. 

GB trolling Dallas with challenges leading 41-16.

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No coach worth a shit will want to work in the Jones Dumbfuck hierarchy.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jerruh’s two loser kids were picking their boogers in that last shot. 

Someone get us a shot of this. 

God’s team is getting some boos 

Dumb ass coach, plays and players 

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It won't matter but please fire McCarthy.

If you’re covered successfully by a guy wearing #69 you fucking suck.

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's pickin' em apart now

Cowboy fans' hearts?

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I will put it on a loop because when the old Cowboy fans looked upset he had a shit grin on his face not knowing he was sealing his future.

Same here.  

I grew up in Dallas. Went to games. My aunt lived about a mile from us and her next door neighbor was Robert Newhouse - so we saw cowboys all the time and played with his kids (side note - Nancy Newhouse (his wife) died this week).

I worked at rooster Andrew’s on south Lamar in the 90’s when the cowboys were at st Ed’s during the day and copper tank at night. I had cowboy shit everywhere. Fun times.

Cowboys and Longhorns were my teams.

Now just Longhorns.
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

Staging meltdowns isn't as funny now that 42" TVs cost, like, $59.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Complete ass kicking

Yup

Four players have posted a perfect passer rating in a postseason game: Terry Bradshaw, Dave Krieg, Peyton Manning, and Don Meredith.


Welcome to the club, Love.
Just now, aggie08 said:

Staging meltdowns isn't as funny now that 42" TVs cost, like, $59.

Yeah, but that guy looks like he is going to need a Go Fund Me for that $59 TV. 

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