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25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

 

 

stop being wussies. it's not like they are throwing batteries like some fan bases I could name...

Wussy? I’m asking them to throw a dildo

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

It hit the RB in the 4.

 

I don't get how these motherfuckers miss so many passes that are fucking bullseyes.

its also fucking cold outside.... those balls are hard as rocks in this weather 

26 seconds and a timeout is plenty of time for Mahommes to fuck around and get a FG.  

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

its also fucking cold outside.... those balls are hard as rocks in this weather 

Hard balls and small packages. 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Best game of the weekend so far. 

 

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

packers niners 

We can agree this weekend beats the pants off of last weekend as far as having competitive games goes.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its also fucking cold outside.... those balls are hard as rocks in this weather 

It's only( checks notes) 26.

 

Relatively, that ain't bad for Buffalo.

21 minutes ago, slorch said:

time for matriculatin.

 

Let's go, boys!

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Nice Casio watch

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Might need to change your name to Gifbo. 

Nah.

and now buffalo just gonna give up a free  FG here with 20 seconds left

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Allen's fun to watch.

One upside of living in Boston metro, we get a lot of Bills game (AFC East centric). 

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

packers niners 

This game is much better. Last night was close but much sloppier than this. This features 2 of the best QBs in the league playing very well.

Now one shot for 20 yards 35 yards

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Let’s go Bills! That would be my favorite SB pairing of the teams left…Bills v Lions (jmo).

Also that Apple New Driver commercial with the dad and daughter was pretty solid. I laughed. Below:


 

 

I am entertained.

Let's go Chefs.

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

I am entertained.

Let's go Chefs.

gladiator GIF
 

My work is done here. 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Josh Allen, “I get a night with Taylor when we win, right?”

Josh is dating Hailee Steinfeld now. Hailee is friends with Taylor but not on the same fame level so NFL and other outlets don’t promote it. Christian McCaffrey is also with a known actress also. 
 

anyway…as rich and famous and fun as I am sure Taylor is I don’t think Josh would trade Hailee for a night with Taylor? I don’t know 🤷 

I don’t know who would yall pick? Taylor or Hailee below? 

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1 hour ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Chicago Bears 

They made an appearance into nfc championship game in 2006. Washington is the only team with a longer streak than the boys. Hope new owner beats Jerry unless Jerry retires.

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26 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Was Kelce drinking a Busch Light in the box? WTF, dude. Were they all out of Natty Light?

It should be:

 

 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It should be:

 

 

Labatts Blue 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Josh is dating Hailee Steinfeld now. Hailee is friends with Taylor but not on the same fame level so NFL and other outlets don’t promote it. Christian McCaffrey is also with a known actress also. 
 

anyway…as rich and famous and fun as I am sure Taylor is I don’t think Josh would trade Hailee for a night with Taylor? I don’t know 🤷 

I don’t know who would yall pick? Taylor or Hailee below? 

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Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Labatts Blue 

New York’s finest, not any of that Canadian stuff!  Maybe some Genny Cream Ale!

34 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Josh Allen has to be so frustrated.  He does all this shit and nope, KC just keep answering.  Every time they play.  

Yeah, make Josh throw and get Mahomes to run the ball are better for the defenses.

The Bills pass defense is terrible -- hope I'm wrong, but this feels like KC has a better 4th qtr and wins.

 

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Damn autocorrect

57 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

OK. I legitimately love the Paramount+ ad. With Peppa, Josh, and B&B.

 

 

 

The Kelce brothers are just dudes.

Jason met his wife on Tinder and Travis did the equivalent of giving a waitress his number by giving TSwift a bracelet with his number on it. 

“Go for it”

with slightly more “enthusiasm”

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KC has had a lot of those 4th quarters where they rip out the other team’s heart and step on it. I just don’t see them being able to go the distance. So I see a Bills win. This is the weakest I have seen KC and there are rumors of Andy Reid retiring and Mahomes cap hit is big next year and Kelce is a shell of the player he was last year. Bills are rising. Whether KC or the Bills advance the game v the Ravens will be fun!  I think. I hope for a Lions win over SF but I worry about that one.

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Josh is dating Hailee Steinfeld now. Hailee is friends with Taylor but not on the same fame level so NFL and other outlets don’t promote it. Christian McCaffrey is also with a known actress also. 
 

anyway…as rich and famous and fun as I am sure Taylor is I don’t think Josh would trade Hailee for a night with Taylor? I don’t know 🤷 

I don’t know who would yall pick? Taylor or Hailee below? 

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As a Pitch Perfect fanboi, I love her. 

This is another instant classic in the making. 

24 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Wussy? I’m asking them to throw a dildo

Bags of urine or it's nothing. 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

As a Pitch Perfect fanboi, I love her. 

I like her acting. Her music is God fucking awful. She needs to do less of the latter.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

KC has had a lot of those 4th quarters where they rip out the other team’s heart and step on it. I just don’t see them being able to go the distance. So I see a Bills win. This is the weakest I have seen KC and there are rumors of Andy Reid retiring and Mahomes cap hit is big next year and Kelce is a shell of the player he was last year. Bills are rising. Whether KC or the Bills advance the game v the Ravens will be fun!  I think. I hope for a Lions win over SF but I worry about that one.

So do you give this kind of stream-of-consciousness pep talk to the dude right before you drop him in the lake?

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Most impressive part of that play:  Ed Oliver at the point of attack at the pylon.

Damn, WTF is he doing out there?

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I am rooting for the Bills. I have two fellows I know who played for the Bills so that’s enough for me.

Although this opening drive for KC to open this half is a bad start

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Nice defense Buffalo, just fucking pathetic 

Yeah, that was suboptimal coming out for the third quarter 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So do you give this kind of stream-of-consciousness pep talk to the dude right before you drop them in the lake?

I like your ambition to get your license but real estate in this town just isn't what it was. Also I think you've taken too long with Jennifer and she's tired of waiting for a ring. Your parents are nice people. I hope they do well after this. You led a nice life but ultimately you were an easy mark and let's be honest not many of your friends will miss you beyond a year or two. Don't worry - this will be over quickly.

2 hours ago, YChang said:

Your boys are in a class of their own!

Least playoff wins since 2000. Raiders are right there with the boyz does that mean Steven is going to suck too?

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On the other end

 

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Damn 3min 1st drive in 3rd qtr, and KC scores a TD in 6 plays.  Take lead 20-17

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19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Christian McCaffrey is also with a known actress also.

I’ll take Olivia Culpo

 

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