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#101

 

One simple, revealing word.  

"Us."

 

(From Bama 247, in a thread discussing Ryan Grubb's departure, and possible replacements.)

 

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#104
On 1/18/2024 at 5:17 PM, pacman said:

Not screenshots, but you have to start this thread with Roll Tide Willie to set the proper tone.

Roll Tide Willie on the recent Alabama portal departures:(via @ChadHorneRTR)

 

Roll Tide Willie is recovering from the hurt of the Saban retirement.He’s all in on Coach DeBoer!

 

#RollTideWillie#CollegeFootballPlayoff#AlabamaFootball#CollegeFootball“We don’t give a PISS about nothing but the TIDE”😂😂

 

 

 

 

There used to be roll tied willie on 3rd and Congress every morning around 8am. Not sure if he's still there, i don't office downtown no more.

#105
5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

One simple, revealing word.  

"Us."

 

(From Bama 247, in a thread discussing Ryan Grubb's departure, and possible replacements.)

 

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Good lord ... I'm dying of laughter.

#106
10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

One simple, revealing word.  

"Us."

 

(From Bama 247, in a thread discussing Ryan Grubb's departure, and possible replacements.)

 

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the naked gun facepalm GIF

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#109

These 2 dipshits are exemplary representatives of the conference that The University of Texas at Austin chose to join. Real life dumb and dumber. 

 

https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/03/11/2-men-planned-have-large-python-eat-womans-daughter-before-blowing-up-her-house-police-say/

BRYAN COUNTY, Ga. (WTOC/Gray News) - Two Georgia men are accused of setting off a bomb at a woman’s home and plotting to release a python to eat her daughter.

Authorities say 34-year-old Caleb Kinsey and 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house, according to WTOC.

Authorities say 34-year-old (left) Caleb Kinsey and (right) 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house.((Credit: Bryan County Sheriff's Office))

Glosser and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other. That’s when Kinsey got involved.

The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter.

WTOC reported that Glosser found the victim’s home and built an explosive device along with Kinsey, using Tannerite. Tannerite is a brand of firearm target designed to explode when struck by a bullet. The two then used the device to blow up the woman’s house, police said.

A witness told investigators they saw a black SUV leaving the scene, which was determined to be Kinsey’s car.

Police served a search warrant on Kinsey and Glosser’s home and their phones. Authorities then found evidence of explosives and Glosser’s journal.

The men have been indicted on a slew of charges, including:

Unlawful possession of an explosive

First-degree arson

Stalking

Use of an explosive to commit another felony offense

Conspiracy to use an explosive to commit a felony

Possession of an unregistered destructive device

Prosecutors said the conspiracy charge carries a penalty of up to 20 years in prison, and using an explosive to commit a felony carries a penalty of 10 years in prison.

Kinsey also faces additional weapons charges.

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#110
5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

These 2 dipshits are exemplary representatives of the conference that The University of Texas at Austin chose to join. Real life dumb and dumber. 

 

https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/03/11/2-men-planned-have-large-python-eat-womans-daughter-before-blowing-up-her-house-police-say/

BRYAN COUNTY, Ga. (WTOC/Gray News) - Two Georgia men are accused of setting off a bomb at a woman’s home and plotting to release a python to eat her daughter.

Authorities say 34-year-old Caleb Kinsey and 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house, according to WTOC.

Authorities say 34-year-old (left) Caleb Kinsey and (right) 37-year-old Stephen Glosser conspired to harass, intimidate, injure, or kill the woman who owned the house.((Credit: Bryan County Sheriff's Office))

Glosser and the victim allegedly met on a dating app but their relationship eventually went south, so they decided to block each other. That’s when Kinsey got involved.

The men allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail her dog feces or dead rats, scalp her head, blow up the home, and release a large python to eat her daughter.

WTOC reported that Glosser found the victim’s home and built an explosive device along with Kinsey, using Tannerite. Tannerite is a brand of firearm target designed to explode when struck by a bullet. The two then used the device to blow up the woman’s house, police said.

A witness told investigators they saw a black SUV leaving the scene, which was determined to be Kinsey’s car.

Police served a search warrant on Kinsey and Glosser’s home and their phones. Authorities then found evidence of explosives and Glosser’s journal.

The men have been indicted on a slew of charges, including:

Unlawful possession of an explosive

First-degree arson

Stalking

Use of an explosive to commit another felony offense

Conspiracy to use an explosive to commit a felony

Possession of an unregistered destructive device

Prosecutors said the conspiracy charge carries a penalty of up to 20 years in prison, and using an explosive to commit a felony carries a penalty of 10 years in prison.

Kinsey also faces additional weapons charges.

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All of that is just Florida clearing its throat and saying "hold my beer."

#112

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You know that bitch I been seein' with the little kid? Well she up and said she didn't want me no more. You still got that bucket uh dawg feces you been savin'? I'm thinking I could mail it to her. Also got them splodin' targets. Make some kinda fire bomb or somethin'.

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I'll do you one better, bud. I got a big snake that could eat her baby. We could scalp her and make e'erbody think it was Indians did it.

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You some kinda genius, man. I knew I'd meet smart people when I got that job at UGA, but this is incredible.

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And we even got tenured. They can't fire us even if we get caught!

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#113

 

This guy has two good lines:

Arkansas hiring Bobby Petrino is like Biden hiring Clinton to run his intern program.

Money can't buy happiness but that does not stop Texas A&M from trying.

#115
On 3/14/2024 at 5:37 PM, ChickenNuggets said:

Haven't even started conference play and our logo is already in the "future of the conference" discussion. Embrace the hate.

They’ve been trying to get us since 1990. I’m glad we’re both worthy of each other now. 

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#120
1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

A "mid-size" donor was called to arrange a 7-figure NIL deal?

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No. Not 7 figures: "well north" of 7 figures. Assuming usual directionality, this would almost have to be at least 10 figures.

To mindflay: congratulatons to your brother on his FIL luck.

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Am I correct in assuming mindflay's sister-in-law is married to his brother, not his sister?

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#121

The first thing I do when recruiting news breaks is call up my daughter's in-laws and discuss NIL deals.

#122
4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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So, let me get this straight, Lole is one of the highest paid athletes on the Texas roster?  Yep, that tracks.

#123
12 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So, let me get this straight, Lole is one of the highest paid athletes on the Texas roster?  Yep, that tracks.

Well, 50% of American adults can’t read past the 8th grade level.  100% of those will be on our schedule moving forward, and a great majority of those will be Sooners.  How else do you explain their dumbass fight song?

#124

The difference between sooner and aggy. The first post following that bullshit calls bullshit. On Texags, it would have been “I heard it was north of 9 figures and the sips had to take out a loan on DKR”. I’m not defending ou idiots, but they can kinda police themselves in ways that ags cannot. 

#125
3 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The difference between sooner and aggy. The first post following that bullshit calls bullshit. On Texags, it would have been “I heard it was north of 9 figures and the sips had to take out a loan on DKR”. I’m not defending ou idiots, but they can kinda police themselves in ways that ags cannot. 

And on an Arkansas board…they’re still trying to splice the wires together to get on “that there innernots.”

#126
7 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The difference between sooner and aggy. The first post following that bullshit calls bullshit. On Texags, it would have been “I heard it was north of 9 figures and the sips had to take out a loan on DKR”. I’m not defending ou idiots, but they can kinda police themselves in ways that ags cannot. 

As retarded as ou fans are, they're closer to our fans than TexAgs. They aren't all about smelling their own farts. For the most part* they don't make up too much bullshit like *I have a friend/in-law/high donor fishing buddy who swears Sark called and asked them personally for money to get a 3* guy. They paid 8 figures for him!!!!

#127
4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And on an Arkansas board…they’re still trying to splice the wires together to get on “that there innernots.”

On an Arkansas board the “sister in law” would just be his sister

#128
3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

On an Arkansas board the “sister in law” would just be his sister

I was going to go with “wife by law” because she’s his sister in Arkansas. 

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#129

Now now guys, have we considered that Arkansas is actually really awesome and if your kid ends up there it means they're really cool and smart and you haven't been a pretty substantial failure as a parent?

#130
20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Now now guys, have we considered that Arkansas is actually really awesome and if your kid ends up there it means they're really cool and smart and you haven't been a pretty substantial failure as a parent?

Damn Tex…a bit harsh for you.  

#131
12 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’m not defending ou idiots, but they can kinda police themselves in ways that ags cannot. 

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22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Now now guys, have we considered that Arkansas is actually really awesome and if your kid ends up there it means they're really cool and smart and you haven't been a pretty substantial failure as a parent?

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#133
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Now now guys, have we considered that Arkansas is actually really awesome and if your kid ends up there it means they're really cool and smart and you haven't been a pretty substantial failure as a parent?

 

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Damn Tex…a bit harsh for you.  

That's how you know it's true. 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

south park beat a dead horse GIF

Works better with the name of the OP over the horse, imo. Who was it again? I'm just assuming BillFromLakeTravis based on recent history of horribad takes. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

#134
On 1/18/2024 at 5:17 PM, pacman said:

Not screenshots, but you have to start this thread with Roll Tide Willie to set the proper tone.

Roll Tide Willie on the recent Alabama portal departures:(via @ChadHorneRTR)

 

Roll Tide Willie is recovering from the hurt of the Saban retirement.He’s all in on Coach DeBoer!

 

#RollTideWillie#CollegeFootballPlayoff#AlabamaFootball#CollegeFootball“We don’t give a PISS about nothing but the TIDE”😂😂

The best part about being the president of the University of Alabama has to be all that sweet 'bama swag he gets to wear. Other university presidents probably have to wear shit like suits, ties, and possibly shoes. Not 'ole Willie. 

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#135
Live look at how fans of various SEC teams are spending their football offseason together on social media. #CircleJerkConference

 

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#137

Watching these dipshits, who cheated their asses off for years, whine about Texas using its resources to attract and keep talent will never not be incredibly enjoyable.

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#138

And the bag game... Let's make something perfectly clear for you redneck fucks. 

Dropping bags is what y'all did/do.

We ACH to designed LLCs you backwater fucking hicks.

#139
Arch Manning opted out of NCAA25 because Quinn Ewers was going to be on the cover. #sad

 

#140

Sad but true, that they’d even come up with that rationale. Oh wait, that’s too big of a word, so reason. Arch ain’t mad you dumbfucks!

Hook’em!!!

#146
41 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What’s up with the usage of frick?  The tears taste like corndogs.

You can’t curse on a lot of SEC boards because they have the brains/education of children. 

#150
23 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Watching these dipshits, who cheated their asses off for years, whine about Texas using its resources to attract and keep talent will never not be incredibly enjoyable.

All of this. Such idiotic hypocrites.

”It’s not fun anymore…all about the bags…tired of the $ game…”

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