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#802
On 1/7/2025 at 9:36 AM, Nivek said:


To be fair, CM was ahead of him in some ways. Mock had to step in to beat Texas Tech and almost kill BJ Johnson.

You mean the Vince Young that Greg Davis insisted take snaps under center and be a drop back passer while trying to change his throwing motion? That Vince Young?

#803
4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Oklahoma went 6-6 in the regular season while Texas went 11-1 just to finish with the same amount of trophies.You can’t make this stuff up. They talked all year about winning the SEC and natty, and did neither.Even in our down years, Texas still can’t get it done. 🙂‍↕️

 

And yet, we took a huge steaming shit on them at the Cotton Bowl in October. Their team is in disarray and their fanbase is as confused as Baker Mayfield in the playoffs.

Fuck OU.

#805
6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Of course those losers don’t know how the postseason works.

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NGL, this is pretty fucking cool. 

 

Edit: I'm retarded. I forgot we played in the Cotton Bowl lol. 

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#806
53 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

NGL, this is pretty fucking cool. I don't care if we lost the peach bowl at this point anymore. 

We won the peach bowl you drugged out zombie, which is how we have the stat you love here. 

#808
20 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

You mean the Vince Young that Greg Davis insisted take snaps under center and be a drop back passer while trying to change his throwing motion? That Vince Young?

Yes, was there another?

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#810
On 1/14/2025 at 12:15 PM, Nivek said:

Yes, was there another?

I'm saying the only reason Chance Mock was ahead of Vince Young at any point in time is because we insisted on criminally misusing him for his first year and a half, until after the Missouri game when Ray Seals drove to Austin and read Mack Brown the riot act about how he was using his high school quarterback. 

#813
2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Apparently I live under a rock. I did not realize Beck was dating one of the Cavinder twins. I mean, I don't really give a shit, but I also did not know it. 

 

27 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Oh yeah?  I must be under the earth under your rock because i had to look up Cavinder twins.  

I mean - I'm still pretty impressed that a guy who bears an unsettling resemblance to Sid the Sloth and is unlikely to make the NFL was able to pull one of these girls:

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#814
47 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Oh yeah?  I must be under the earth under your rock because i had to look up Cavinder twins.  

They're a pretty big deal in the NIL world. Especially women's basketball and women's sports in general. 

#815
18 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

 

I mean - I'm still pretty impressed that a guy who bears an unsettling resemblance to Sid the Sloth and is unlikely to make the NFL was able to pull one of these girls:

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Yeah, they're pretty good in basketball, but like Olivia Dunne, that's not their chief value in NIL terms. 

#816
8 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Yeah, they're pretty good in basketball, but like Olivia Dunne, that's not their chief value in NIL terms. 

Olivia i know of:)

#817
59 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Olivia i know of:)

No you don't. All the people who know her, call her Livvy.

#818
13 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

No you don't. All the people who know her, call her Livvy.

Username strikes again 

#819
19 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Yeah, they're pretty good in basketball, but like Olivia Dunne, that's not their chief value in NIL terms. 

Weren't they the girls that got John Ruiz in trouble?

#821
On 2/20/2025 at 4:14 PM, Park Gothic said:

 

I mean - I'm still pretty impressed that a guy who bears an unsettling resemblance to Sid the Sloth and is unlikely to make the NFL was able to pull one of these girls:

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Really a 1,1. But I’ll do it 1,2 and 1,2  based on facial features. 
 

CHIEF

#822
8 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Really a 1,1. But I’ll do it 1,2 and 1,2  based on facial features. 
 

CHIEF

They’re literally twins 

#824
21 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

They’re literally twins 

One is really hot, the other one hideous.

#826

Soooo many years ago there were Dawn and Donna. Guaranteed if you saw them one at a time you had zero idea which one was which. Together, you still couldn't tell, you just had to take their word for it. They usually wore different outfits, but for all you could tell they swapped clothes at lunch. Far's I know, none of us ever had our fantasies come true - I sure didn't. Only saving grace was that they were not super-hot, just ummmm "pleasant" looking. Woulda.

#827
4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Soooo many years ago there were Dawn and Donna. Guaranteed if you saw them one at a time you had zero idea which one was which. Together, you still couldn't tell, you just had to take their word for it. They usually wore different outfits, but for all you could tell they swapped clothes at lunch. Far's I know, none of us ever had our fantasies come true - I sure didn't. Only saving grace was that they were not super-hot, just ummmm "pleasant" looking. Woulda.

If identical twins were really THAT identical, it wouldn’t take much for them to get mixed up as babies by the parents in a fit of sleep deprived delirium.  Unless they always wore name bracelets that NEVER got removed or some other system.  So maybe they really weren’t who they said they were. 

#828
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If identical twins were really THAT identical, it wouldn’t take much for them to get mixed up as babies by the parents in a fit of sleep deprived delirium.  Unless they always wore name bracelets that NEVER got removed or some other system.  So maybe they really weren’t who they said they were. 

Don't think that hadn't occurred to most of us. Their mom said they had baby bracelets, right from the hospital. It was apparently a common thing for twins. May be still, for all I know. I can't find any evidence of twinning in my genetic background at least four generations back and three forward... 

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#833

Thought the board would get a kick out of Bama fans crying about NIL defrauding the NCAA for ruining competitive balance.

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#836
14 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Fuck those guys.  And OU, GA, LSU, TN, TAM, and the rest of the bag mafia.   Karma's a bitch.    No one has forgotten:

 

https://www.novasportslaw.com/post/securing-the-bag-college-football-s-underground-recruitment-economy

 

Uga, Tennessee, and A&M have absolutely no excuses not to be NIL powers. To some extent they are, being in the top tier of schools in the country, but they still seem to be stumbling around at times.  

#837

These fucking morons think competitive balance is Alabama and Georgia dominating college football. Fucking idiots. Now that the players are spreading out a lil more and you can’t buy all these kids under the table we need policing. GTFOH. ITS NAUSEATING. wish someone would come out and say that in the media. Those hillbillies don’t get it. The national media is even buying that bullshit. Georgia and Alabama aren’t winning so something might be wrong and needs fixing. Fuck all of them. 

#838

And anyone who thinks aggy is always on the verge of doing anything in athletics is weird. They’re a second rate program and always will be. I don’t care if they win a championship or not. They’ll never be a “have”. That’s their problem, they should just accept it and enjoy any run they can make. The media talking them up is always weird to me when they actually do something of note. They are a developmental program that can make a run every once in a while when the stars align and that’s it. 

#841
13 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

These fucking morons think competitive balance is Alabama and Georgia dominating college football. Fucking idiots. Now that the players are spreading out a lil more and you can’t buy all these kids under the table we need policing. GTFOH. ITS NAUSEATING. wish someone would come out and say that in the media. Those hillbillies don’t get it. The national media is even buying that bullshit. Georgia and Alabama aren’t winning so something might be wrong and needs fixing. Fuck all of them. 

They want more rules so that Texas will abide by those rules like we did previously. Once those limits are in place, Bama and UGA will just spin up the bag game again. Fuck’em

#842
On 2/20/2025 at 1:55 PM, SL Xpress said:

Apparently I live under a rock. I did not realize Beck was dating one of the Cavinder twins. I mean, I don't really give a shit, but I also did not know it. 



You will be deeply saddened to learn that she and Carson Beck broke up. Afterwards, she dissed Carson to the media like the dog he is. She like, sounds like, like a winner. Like.
 

"No! Nobody likes him! And he wouldn't talk to people." Cavinder said when asked whether Beck had any friends. "He had like an ego. He's like, he wanted people to stop and like take a picture. He would like flip off people in the bar and I'd be embarrassed. Like I'm sorry. Like I'd be like very embarrassed and I was like, oh my god, how rude."

"I broke up with him and like all this cheating (expletive) came out. I had no idea. I didn't break up with him because of cheating. I broke up with him because of like who he was." She added.

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#844
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Love Carson Beck treating her like a lady! 😁

Also…

I bet that ER docs are going to have to remove broken off glass middle fingers from Oklahoma anuses in the coming years. 

Every orifice, really.

#846
9 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

They want more rules so that Texas will abide by those rules like we did previously. Once those limits are in place, Bama and UGA will just spin up the bag game again. Fuck’em

Exactly, all these cheating fucks are waiting for lines so they can cross them - the problem isn’t the money kids are making it’s the movement of players that needs to be addressed. Also how does the nfl get out of all this mess. They should get rid of the rule about straight to the pros and have the nfl have to pay for the development of the players. They should be able to draft their rights and develop them in the nfl or pay for them to go to college - drag the nfl through all this bullshit also instead of shitting on the ncaa.  

#847
21 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Exactly, all these cheating fucks are waiting for lines so they can cross them - the problem isn’t the money kids are making it’s the movement of players that needs to be addressed. Also how does the nfl get out of all this mess. They should get rid of the rule about straight to the pros and have the nfl have to pay for the development of the players. They should be able to draft their rights and develop them in the nfl or pay for them to go to college - drag the nfl through all this bullshit also instead of shitting on the ncaa.  

Well, there is plenty of reason to shit on the garbage that is the NCAA.

I do agree somewhat with a take from Joel Klatt that there needs to be a specific body managing just college football. However, it damn sure doesn't need the likes of Nick Saban having any influence at all.

There is another underlying aspect of players having control that gruntles people like Nick and his ilk. I hate to go here, but Ill say its less about "good old loyal OL" type players and more of what aggies would refer to as "mercenary" skill players. I'm not saying it's the primary concern as the preservation of the "old school bag society" is absolutely the primary interest, but I'm sure the other aspect is probably spoken in hushed tones behind the scenes. 

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#848

Let's not let OU and A&M's existence distract us from our smallest, angriest little rival having a very bad fucking day

OH NOOOOOOO. ARKANSAS IS CURSED WE ARE TIED AGAIN

Shades of

 

 

 

#849
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Let's not let OU and A&M's existence distract us from our smallest, angriest little rival having a very bad fucking day.

That melt was pretty painful to watch TBH. 

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