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23 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

This is outstanding. I'm not sure which of the 3 references most clearly reveals you're old and it had to be intentional. 

 

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

51 upvotes.

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So he's expecting a couple of early losses? That sounds like a bad plan. 

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

51 upvotes.

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That 100% did not occur

9 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That 100% did not occur

They're taking a page out of the aggy handbook 

51 upvotes.
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“It was my first time at buc—ee’s, it was so big and nice, coach kelly helped me when I couldn’t find the jerky station.”
On 1/19/2024 at 12:08 PM, alincoln said:

It's Nebraska all over again.

and no one heard from them ever again…

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Wasn't sure where to post this, but this thread is close enough.  Did Carl become a Mich St fan?

 

20 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wasn't sure where to post this, but this thread is close enough.  Did Carl become a Mich St fan?

 

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This, but with Bob Stoops

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

So the schedule is going to kill us, except that it is easy.

And the schedule is easy, except for 2 of the top 6 preseason teams - and 1 of those on the road.

Got it.

Jesus christ. I didn't think they could possibly be as dumb as they're stereotyped to be. But here we are...

On 1/25/2024 at 11:38 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wasn't sure where to post this, but this thread is close enough.  Did Carl become a Mich St fan?

 

This. Is. More than likely, High Pitch.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Jesus christ. I didn't think they could possibly be as dumb as they're stereotyped to be. But here we are...

Just go visit secrant for 5 minutes.  It's even worse than you can imagine.

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2 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

So the schedule is going to kill us, except that it is easy.

And the schedule is easy, except for 2 of the top 6 preseason teams - and 1 of those on the road.

Got it.

Since A&M left the Big 12, per Sagarin computer rankings, here is the average SOS for Texas, A&M, Alabama, and OU

Texas - 14.75

Bama - 15

A&M - 29

OU - 17.5

We have played tougher schedules than A&M because we have played 9 conference games plus a tough nonconference while A&M only plays 8 conference games, has a gimme annual versus South Carolina, and has a joke nonconference schedule that includes one or two FCS bye weeks per year.

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

That article was click bait. The dude basically writes a paragraph that says we are not back and we are in for a rude awakening. His reasoning is because we play Georgia and Michigan. And then he leaves himself an out on his last line.

 

What a d bag

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just go visit secrant for 5 minutes.  It's even worse than you can imagine.

They are quite full of themselves over there, but don’t seem to realize it is mostly hot air and bullshit.

Maybe this is mailbox. 

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Rude awakening? I think most rational fans aren't expecting an undefeated season including winning the SEC on our first try? I think what we do expect is 3 losses as the floor and a shot at the playoffs again. I think there are several other fanbases (including Bama) that may have a far ruder awakening...but we'll see.
Since A&M left the Big 12, per Sagarin computer rankings, here is the average SOS for Texas, A&M, Alabama, and OU
Texas - 14.75
Bama - 15
A&M - 29
OU - 17.5
We have played tougher schedules than A&M because we have played 9 conference games plus a tough nonconference while A&M only plays 8 conference games, has a gimme annual versus South Carolina, and has a joke nonconference schedule that includes one or two FCS bye weeks per year.
 

The SEC will have to go to 9 conference games after’24. This coming season most of us have two bye weeks, let alone the SEC cupcake week in November.

Let’s not forget that in “Johnny’s Magical Season,” they actually played TWO FCS teams. Talk about helping the stats outside of yes beating Bama.

Hook’em!!!
6 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


The SEC will have to go to 9 conference games after’24. This coming season most of us have two bye weeks, let alone the SEC cupcake week in November.

Let’s not forget that in “Johnny’s Magical Season,” they actually played TWO FCS teams. Talk about helping the stats outside of yes beating Bama.

Hook’em!!!

The SEC is only going to go to 9 conference games, when ESPN is ready to pay for it.

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

They are quite full of themselves over there, but don’t seem to realize it is mostly hot air and bullshit.

I pretty sure its just a forum of trolls trolling each other, and a few really confused a&m fans thinking they've found a new home 

Maybe this is mailbox. 
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So none of the writers for SEC unfiltered attend sec schools?
16 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

So the schedule is going to kill us, except that it is easy.

And the schedule is easy, except for 2 of the top 6 preseason teams - and 1 of those on the road.

Got it.

But one just lost their HC, and I'm not sure his replacement will work out, especially after losing a ton of their upperclassmen. 

13 hours ago, utee94 said:

The SEC is only going to go to 9 conference games, when ESPN is ready to pay for it.

Well the tv contracts are getting renegotiated this year, so…


So none of the writers for SEC unfiltered attend sec schools?

Couldn’t meet the academic qualifiers.
On 1/21/2024 at 10:47 PM, henrygandorf said:

and no one heard from them ever again…

Speaking of Nebraska... did George stroke out when the officials put 1 second back on the clock against Washington?

Wow. This is more fun than I guessed it would be.

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The name would better fit Alabama.

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We already had better teams than Bama.

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Clearly an upgrade from whoever your coach was before.

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It already is. Look up the word, dumbass.

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Yea karma definitely needs to hit mean old Texas. Poor Alabama has been hit with the worst luck over the last decade and a half.

It's funny that in America, most people have come to think of karma as always a bad thing. It's not.

On 1/21/2024 at 11:27 PM, Bigpoppapump said:


“It was my first time at buc—ee’s, it was so big and nice, coach kelly helped me when I couldn’t find the jerky station.”

Kelly is the jerky station.

 

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On 1/18/2024 at 6:04 PM, Napoleon said:

As the Tide spirals down the commode, these videos are going to become even more pitiful.

Poor, poor, poor me

poor, poor pitiful me!

DJ Durkin to Auburn as DC. I struggled with whether this should go in Aggy or here because either way, it's hilarious.

 

 

He’ll kill there

One man's trash is another man's trash

Sitting SEC coordinator.

The only thing more inbred than the fans are the coaching staffs.

Wonder if Tide fans are as wound up over Joey's kidnapping of Trey Amos. I suspect they aren't. They probably can rationalize that as the fightin' Oxfords being "real SEC" and thus having somewhat earned the right to pillage their village. Mean ol' Texas is another matter. 

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Tigerdroppings posts in the topic about LSU locking down the state and Mack signing with Texas.

 

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6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tigerdroppings posts in the topic about LSU locking down the state and Mack signing with Texas.

 

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I’d say this is obviously someone being intellectually dishonest by attributing Charlie Strong’s and Tom Herman’s shortcomings to the current Texas program, but, considering the source, “intellectually dishonest” may be giving too much credit. 

28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tigerdroppings posts in the topic about LSU locking down the state and Mack signing with Texas.

 

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That's simply not true, it's 2 kickers AND a punter

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