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In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

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Before the portal and NIL screwed everything up, these kids were going to LSU for the right reason.  You know, academics!

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18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

"L" is for loser.

On 5/17/2024 at 1:55 PM, Napoleon said:

In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

Is my sarcasm meter broken? This is a joke, right? 

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1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

So hurt. So bitter. So satisfying. 

I’m beginning to really enjoy them. 😂. Such crying hypocrites.  Hope they keep going after the Texas HS players we want.

1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Hey LSU, we think Nahlin is a POS too.  

We do, but he's not wrong here.  

36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We do, but he's not wrong here.  

Oh sure, its an obvious point.   Which means Nahlin probably overheard someone say it and then passed it off as his own thought.

What did LSU expect on Moore? They forced him into a commitment minutes after they blew a huge lead on Simmons in a half assed attempt to save face/appease their fanbase. 

Best thing about the LSU fan base (all sports) is they don’t believe in the “SEC, SEC, SEC” mantra. From my decade+ of living in SWLA, Tiger fans always believed in, if not us, then F them. Never root for the internal competitors, as it affects future recruiting too.

Hook’em!!!

SEC Screenshot Mega-thread: Moore Tiga Tears 

Awwwww ya hate to see it.  For decades sec schools pay kids with bags of cash to be relevant. Because no one wants to live in shitty ass 50/50 ranked Louisiana and your diploma mill. Now nil levels it back and surpriseeee you’re fucked. 
 

eat that frog dick timmy

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“He can jack off his fan base without putting down a program that has won way more than they have.” 
 

Texas - 

All-time record 948–392–33 (.702

LSU

All-time record

806–434–47 (.645)


Life comes at you fast Baton Rouge..

On 5/20/2024 at 7:49 PM, msucolt45 said:

Best thing about the LSU fan base (all sports) is they don’t believe in the “SEC, SEC, SEC” mantra. From my decade+ of living in SWLA, Tiger fans always believed in, if not us, then F them. Never root for the internal competitors, as it affects future recruiting too.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah they really don’t like anybody. Maybe, sort of, kind of a soft spot for piggy. They legitimately hate Florida, Ole Miss, aggy, and most especially Bama. They blamed all of life’s problems  on Saban and Bama. Now that he’s gone and not haunting Louisiana parochial schools, I was wondering where their next boogeyman would come from. 

We’ve drawn their ire now for cutting their legs out in Texas. 

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah they really don’t like anybody. Maybe, sort of, kind of a soft spot for piggy. They legitimately hate Florida, Ole Miss, aggy, and most especially Bama. They blamed all of life’s problems  on Saban and Bama. Now that he’s gone and not haunting Louisiana parochial schools, I was wondering where their next boogeyman would come from. 

We’ve drawn their ire now for cutting their legs out in Texas. 

Yup, they knife people and wing beer cans at heads when they're losing regardless of who it is. Trashbag fanbase. Good food, though.

LSU has had multiple SEC losses 20 out of the last 24 years.

Our T Herman led team played them the closest out of their most recent NC season. A dropped pass or so might’ve made the difference?

But the AC in their locker room was turned to HEAT during HT!

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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If I didn't know better,  I'd say Laftiger was aggy. 

"The sec is going to eat texas alive.  Even an easy sec schedule is going to be the toughest schedule texas has EVER played."

Adding the IMHO at the end is the chefs kiss.  That guy must be like 14 years old.

I didn’t want to join this conference but not for the reason that window licker thinks.

LSU contributors forget to realize that they actually play HS FB in TEXAS! It’s not like they are slighting to the Tiger fan base. Hello - D/FW is no longer LSU’s fertile recruiting grounds.

Hook’em!!!

On 5/24/2024 at 2:13 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

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“The Rude Awakening” trope, again. 

On 5/24/2024 at 4:09 PM, msucolt45 said:

Our T Herman led team played them the closest out of their most recent NC season. A dropped pass or so might’ve made the difference?

But the AC in their locker room was turned to HEAT during HT!

Hook’em!!!

What about the fake injuries?

I am not a fan of the SEC way nor the trash in the stands. 
 

On 5/26/2024 at 9:25 PM, Fondren & Main said:

We need a crying emoji for all these SECunts…

Perhaps just a violin 🎻.

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

What about the fake injuries?

I am not a fan of the SEC way nor the trash in the stands. 
 

Perhaps just a violin 🎻.

That's a fiddle bah gawd

22 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

That's a fiddle bah gawd

No, it’s a violin.

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I have an iPhone, not an Android. 

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CDC lighting up more sec fan's Texas hate 

 

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Lots of good shit in those screenshots. Numerous tropes:

-Texas will apparently out-arrogant SEC people

-Texas isn’t ready for the manliness of SEC football

-Texas trying to get the SEC HQs moved to Dallas for some unexplained valuable reason

Attempting to compare the RRR to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

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16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Attempting to compare the RRR to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

Nothing can match the intensity and hatred of [checks notes] the “World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Cocktail Party is overrated as shit, firstly the favorite almost always wins, not counting covid the last time there was an upset was in 2014 and secondly not only does the favorite almost always win but it’s an ass beating too, with the last one score game happening in 2013.

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*Athletic Director promotes his school's biggest rivalry game*

SEC fans:

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This is all glorious. Wait until SEC Media Days if this is how much they’re going to follow every Texas speaker. Holy shit. 

I love seeing the questioning of how Texas is going to fit in socially with the SEC. Uhh, we’re not going to and will not give one fuck what any of the other fanbases think.

When we’re rooting against other SEC teams because it serves UT’s interests in some loose manner, it’s going to be awesome to see/hear their consternation about it. 

 

I cannot wait for the next decade.  In the words of PBD, "Future looks bright."

Well, it looks bright for us.  I cannot wait for the crying.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Attempting to compare the OU Game to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

Fify

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