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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Going to opine that poster is aggy

💯 aggy psycho 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

This shit is so lame

What do you have against cripples the differently abled?

Goddamn we are in all these fucktards heads rent free. 
Love it. Eat shit bitches. 

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

This shit is so lame

They shoot horses when they go lame

sheep too???   

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

What do you have against cripples the differently abled?

 

14 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

They shoot horses when they go lame

sheep too???   

You guys are crushing it. Keep’em coming 

44 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

They shoot horses when they go lame

sheep too???   

They shoot on sheep. 

 

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Living rent free and we haven’t even officially joined the conference yet.

I love it when fans from shithole schools like South Carolina ordain that Texas fans “better show some class”.  That school has never done a fucking thing in anything other than women’s hoops and a brief run in baseball. They add nothing to the conference value in brand or general athletic performance, but have the audacity to think they can be a part of handing Texas its apparent marching orders. We have been thrust into the middle of a confederacy of dunces. Should be constant high comedy. 

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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have been thrust into the middle of a confederacy of dunces

Could have just left off "of dunces"

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Cracking Up Lol GIF

This guy has to a LSU PhD candidate. Attempts to sound smart with big words, but his post is littered with grammatical and spelling errors. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

We have been thrust into the middle of a confederacy of dunces.

*willfully entered

22 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Assimilate and humble themselves and appreciate the gift that has been bestowed upon them ???

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Hook 'em 🤘

46 minutes ago, WBT said:

*willfully entered

It really is going to be equal parts awesome and suck. Our fans really understate just how stupid the rest of that league is. OU is above median in our new digs. 

51 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Assimilate and humble themselves and appreciate the gift that has been bestowed upon them ???

 

fuck that ice cube GIF

49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Assimilate and humble themselves and appreciate the gift that has been bestowed upon them ???

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Hook 'em 🤘

Your 3-time Director's Cup champions will be giving the SEC more substance than they'll be receiving. 

2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Confederacy of Dunces should be in the thread title

Isn’t that the name of aggy’s marching band?

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This guy has to a LSU PhD candidate. Attempts to sound smart with big words, but his post is littered with grammatical and spelling errors. 

Grammatical errors, eh?

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Your 3-time Director's Cup champions will be giving the SEC more substance than they'll be receiving. 

So that's what we're calling our dicks these days. 

9 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh no, not horns down. I'm so upset by that.

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It's hilarious they can't say "fuck" but can use derogatory names like "pussy". It's like group home for message boards. 

6 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It really is going to be equal parts awesome and suck. Our fans really understate just how stupid the rest of that league is. OU is above median in our new digs. 

No shit….fuckin idiots 

We don't have a separate LSU thread so this will have to go here for now. We may have Lambos but LSU has ... candles.  Holy shit this is embarrassing.
 

 

 

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We don't have a separate LSU thread so this will have to go here for now. We may have Lambos but LSU has ... candles.  Holy shit this is embarrassing.
 

 

 

That was almost 2 months ago. We've already discussed this. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We don't have a separate LSU thread so this will have to go here for now. We may have Lambos but LSU has ... candles.  Holy shit this is embarrassing.
 

 

 

Now do aggy lol. 

 

This could be YOU if you sign in December, kiddos. 

 

Sitting by Lake Bryan, chasing the sheep around. BREAKDOWN! 

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On 6/16/2024 at 10:09 AM, closetojumping said:

I love it when fans from shithole schools like South Carolina ordain that Texas fans “better show some class”.  That school has never done a fucking thing in anything other than women’s hoops and a brief run in baseball. They add nothing to the conference value in brand or general athletic performance, but have the audacity to think they can be a part of handing Texas its apparent marching orders. We have been thrust into the middle of a confederacy of dunces. Should be constant high comedy. 

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confederacy of dunces

Most apt description of that SECrant forum. 

On 6/16/2024 at 7:56 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

We don't have a separate LSU thread so this will have to go here for now. We may have Lambos but LSU has ... candles.  Holy shit this is embarrassing.
 

 

 

I’ve been trying to figure out the restaurant. I’m guessing a private room at Ruth’s Chris. The corporate chain lameness of it all points in that direction. 

On 6/16/2024 at 10:09 AM, closetojumping said:

We have been thrust into the middle of a confederacy of dunces. Should be constant high comedy. 

We must never stoop to their level of crappiness.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ve been trying to figure out the restaurant. I’m guessing a private room at Ruth’s Chris. The corporate chain lameness of it all points in that direction. 

That looks like the private room at Ralph & Kacoo’s.

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19 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’ve been trying to figure out the restaurant. I’m guessing a private room at Ruth’s Chris. The corporate chain lameness of it all points in that direction. 

 

18 hours ago, Speedway said:

That looks like the private room at Ralph & Kacoo’s.

 

They couldn't spring for Mansur's?  Or hell, the Walkon's off Corporate is nice

Isn’t that the name of aggy’s marching band?

I hear you. But hear me out. Confederacy of Dunces is a punk band, touring college campuses all over the south… playing hate Texas themed music! Why live just rent free when they will pay $?

What am I doing with my life? I could make way more just starting an aggy blog, charge $12 a month, and just pump sunshine daily. That's easy money. 

Fuck my degree in architecture. Shilling for aggy is where the real money is. 

What am I doing with my life? I could make way more just starting an aggy blog, charge $12 a month, and just pump sunshine daily. That's easy money. 
Fuck my degree in architecture. Shilling for aggy is where the real money is. 

And it’s not just aggy, it’s SEC!
2 minutes ago, General Specific said:


And it’s not just aggy, it’s SEC!

Surly should just start an SEC blog and just rake in the cash. All of us could be multi-millionaires within a year. 

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What am I doing with my life? I could make way more just starting an aggy blog, charge $12 a month, and just pump sunshine daily. That's easy money. 

Fuck my degree in architecture. Shilling for aggy is where the real money is. 

Looch already owns that market. 

12 hours ago, WBT said:

 

 

They couldn't spring for Mansur's?  Or hell, the Walkon's off Corporate is nice

Jubans is my guess after looking through their private room options. 
 

Good restaurant. Chow is on par with Brennan’s. 

1 hour ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Looch already owns that market. 

No reason we can't make up even bigger shit to pull then over. Top 3 classes every year, they're in on all the kids from NJ, Maryland, Cali, Texas, Louisiana, Virginia, NC/SC. There's gold to be had! 

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

No reason we can't make up even bigger shit to pull then over. Top 3 classes every year, they're in on all the kids from NJ, Maryland, Cali, Texas, Louisiana, Virginia, NC/SC. There's gold to be had! 

Yeah, but Looch has the distinction of actually having blown Johnny Football. That goes a long way with the aggy faithful. 

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, but Looch has the distinction of actually having blown Johnny Football. That goes a long way with the aggy faithful. 

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yeah, but Looch has the distinction of actually having blown Johnny Football. That goes a long way with the aggy faithful. 

You know he wears a chastity cage on his micro-peen while Johnny keeps the key around his neck. 

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You know he wears a chastity cage on his micro-peen while Johnny keeps the key around his neck. 

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13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jubans is my guess after looking through their private room options. 
 

Good restaurant. Chow is on par with Brennan’s. 

Ralph & Kacoo's, in Baton Rouge is permanently closed.

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