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pm limit is one 

moose out front should have told you

1 hour ago, jTower said:

pm limit is one 

moose out front should have told you

You can actually pm more, you just have to keep deleting the one in your message box. 

He’s already posted on the basketball board. All is well. 

2 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

Well.......

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yes. He sent me a nude pic back of himself.

You probably asked for it though. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yes. He sent me a nude pic back of himself.

I'm surprised you haven't posted it on the forum. Please don't though.

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How did this PM Derka meme come to be? 

I'm interested in this myself. I started lurking Shaggy circa 2012ish and it was already a thing. 

On 3/25/2018 at 5:58 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Yes. He sent me a nude pic back of himself.

Thanks for not posting pic.

22 hours ago, Hook'Em0608 said:

I'm interested in this myself. I started lurking Shaggy circa 2012ish and it was already a thing. 

You missed a lot.  But long and short of it is he was a know it all douche who went by Derka Derka.  He had a lot of inside connections in the middle of the MB years and he did have some positive contributions no doubt.  He was easy to get rattled and then he became insufferable.

Edited by jdhorn92

1 minute ago, Retardo Montalban said:

It should be replaced by “check your spam folder”

 

1 minute ago, Retardo Montalban said:

It should be replaced by “check your spam folder”

I can get on board with that.

Edited by jdhorn92

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

 

I can get on board with that.

Double quoting “Retardo”. Inception humor jokes write themselves.

Don’t conjur him up 

5 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Make a thread trashing Rick Barnes and he will be sure to pop out of hiding. 

Barnes may or may not be his estranged father

7 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Double quoting “Retardo”. Inception humor jokes write themselves.

working out the kinks.

On 3/25/2018 at 5:50 PM, Clintonaldo said:

Well.......

Just say Rick Barnes is not our standard and he'll come. 

I am waiting for the real Derka to show up and when he does, his handle will be aptly named "Derka Derka."

It's almost heaven, without Derka.  Blue Austin sky, full moon on the rise.

Enjoy things now. It's only a matter of time before Derka makes his return praising all things Rick Barnes.

3 minutes ago, HornsofBevo said:

Enjoy things now. It's only a matter of time before Derka makes his return praising all things Rick Barnes.

He's been here for a while now...

Yes he's here.  The dumb ass didn't change his avatar.

On 3/29/2018 at 1:46 PM, Mileslong said:

Derka negged me for creating this so...

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Fat boy needs to eat more salets. 

On 3/30/2018 at 7:52 PM, jettrink said:

Yes he's here.  The dumb ass didn't change his avatar.

He's Goo something or other on Surly isn't he? Jorge Baez avatar?

On 3/25/2018 at 5:58 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Yes. He sent me a nude pic back of himself.

He's thinner than many in the POF thread, but his tits are just as sad 

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

He's Goo something or other on Surly isn't he? Jorge Baez avatar?

Yep, it's Goo, and I don't recall the rest.  I don't really follow MLB so I don't know the guy.

Could be, come to think of it.  You could on the mark, Johnny.

As long as he takes his meds, I hope everyone leaves him alone. I say this in the hopes that threads getting Derka'd will become a wistful remembrance of the site that shall not be named. I mean, Rocko is still Rockoing, but as far as I can tell, Derka is no longer Derkaing.

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