January 22, 20241 yr Sunday, 28JAN24 2PM( CST) Kansas City Chiefs @ Baltimore Ravens- on CBS/ Paramount 5:30PM( CST) Detroit Lions @ San Francisco 49ers- on FOX, FOX Deportes
January 22, 20241 yr That Kelce brother, shirtless, slamming Bud Lights in the freezing cold. I don’t give a fuck about the NFL. But put me down for the Chiefs to win straight up. Plus my daughter likes seeing Taylor Swift on TV. I’m also vaguely aware Baltimore has a team still and god bless Justin Tucker.
January 22, 20241 yr Quote The Detroit Lions have agreed to a contract with veteran tight end Zach Ertz. His addition comes after Lions tight end Brock Wright sustained a forearm injury in Detroit's 31-23 divisional round victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers . Wright's injury left Sam LaPorta as the only healthy tight end on the Lions' roster, and coach Dan Campbell said it didn't "look good" for Wright's availability for the NFC Championship Game on Sunday against the San Francisco 49ers. The Lions also will likely be without starting guard Jonah Jackson for the game against the 49ers. Jackson underwent surgery for a slight meniscus tear. Jackson is expected to miss the NFC title game but could be back for the Super Bowl if the Lions advance. Ertz is expected to sign with the Lions' practice squad and then be elevated for the NFC title game.
January 22, 20241 yr All Hail the Fightin' Poes Quoth the Ravens, "Bite my nuts, Mahomes, ya whiny turd."
January 22, 20241 yr jus my threw on the tv for some background wand it was on espn and their nfl show. i caught the last 5-10 minutes of their show, and zero hyperbole, here’s what they said: •you can’t rush four against lamar or he’ll kill you •if you try to blitz lamar he will kill you •the ravens are legitimately unstoppable •the only team that can beat the ravens is the ravens •if the chiefs win this game then patrick mahomes is the goat, because the ravens simply cannot be beaten so uh, i guess that’s it. no need to even play these games. the ravens have the 1999 rams offense, the ‘85 bears defense, devin hester at kick returner, and the greatest kicker of all time. ok well that part is true. seriously though, to hear espn tell it the ravens are about to win their next two games 100-0.
January 22, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, 4th&Five said: I don’t see anyone beating Baltimore. If anyone can, it's the team with the best QB on earth playing for them.
January 22, 20241 yr I hope the Ravens beat the fuck out of KC. Tired of hearing about those bitches even before Ironing board ass came along.
January 22, 20241 yr 30 minutes ago, David Dennison said: If anyone can, it's the team with the best QB on earth playing for them. Agree, I just don’t see it happening. Baltimore’s defense is so much better than that squad Buffalo sent out there yesterday. Their offense is better too. And Andrews should be back.
January 22, 20241 yr 45 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: I hope the Ravens beat the fuck out of KC. Tired of hearing about those bitches even before Ironing board ass came along. Quien?
January 23, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Brothahorn said: I hope the Ravens beat the fuck out of KC. Tired of hearing about those bitches even before Ironing board ass came along. Fair. And those who suffered their fandom with the chiefs since the early 80’s aren’t. Find something else on another channel, perhaps.
January 23, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, shadow_operative said: jus my threw on the tv for some background wand it was on espn and their nfl show. i caught the last 5-10 minutes of their show, and zero hyperbole, here’s what they said: •you can’t rush four against lamar or he’ll kill you •if you try to blitz lamar he will kill you •the ravens are legitimately unstoppable •the only team that can beat the ravens is the ravens •if the chiefs win this game then patrick mahomes is the goat, because the ravens simply cannot be beaten so uh, i guess that’s it. no need to even play these games. the ravens have the 1999 rams offense, the ‘85 bears defense, devin hester at kick returner, and the greatest kicker of all time. ok well that part is true. seriously though, to hear espn tell it the ravens are about to win their next two games 100-0. So they're as unstoppable as the 2005 USC team. Got it.
January 23, 20241 yr On one hand, I didn't think the Ravens looked that impressive against Houston. But on the other hand, they won with relative ease despite presumably not bringing their A game. I lean Chiefs but would never bet that game. I don't fully trust the Ravens yet. The Lions might get a 49era bounceback game. I have no evidence, but it seems when good teams get a real scare and survive, they come out unbeatable the next game. Lions feel like those 80s AFC teams that were fun and loveable and then just got pantsed when they faced a physical defense. 49ers secondary can be had though. Chiefs 23 Ravens 20 49ers 34 Lions 20 Hoping for the exact opposite, though.
January 23, 20241 yr That Kelce brother, shirtless, slamming Bud Lights in the freezing cold. I don’t give a fuck about the NFL. But put me down for the Chiefs to win straight up. Plus my daughter likes seeing Taylor Swift on TV. I’m also vaguely aware Baltimore has a team still and god bless Justin Tucker. You know how I know you’re gay ?
January 23, 20241 yr 24 minutes ago, Quagmire said: You know how I know you’re gay ? Because I watched a guy drinking a Bud Light on TV and didn't freak the fuck out because I'm a sensitive cunt?
January 23, 20241 yr Screw all four remaining teams. I'll be rooting for entertaining games and two meteor strikes.
January 23, 20241 yr This. Also, which team has the most Longhorns on it. That's all I really give a shit about at this point in the NFL. Because more Longhorns on big game TV, and eventually Super Bowl rings, the better for recruiting.
January 23, 20241 yr Go chiefs! We can beat the next unbeatable team…yes stopping Lamar is tough but our D can do better than most I bet.
January 23, 20241 yr So Chiefs have Omenihu from Texas. Ravens have Tucker and Duvernay. Neither NFC team has a Longhorn on it. So I guess, root for the AFC winner in the Super Bowl because some Longhorn(s) get a ring. Otherwise, I'll be at HEB during the game when there's nothing but disgruntled MILF's in yoga pants shopping during the big game, who made need consoling or at least somebody to help them bend over to pick up dropped produce.
January 23, 20241 yr 16 minutes ago, YGIFS said: This. Also, which team has the most Longhorns on it. That's all I really give a shit about at this point in the NFL. Because more Longhorns on big game TV, and eventually Super Bowl rings, the better for recruiting. Ravens. With two. 49ers are coached by one. So the NFC isn't completely Longhorn-free. Edited January 23, 20241 yr by Rimbo
January 23, 20241 yr Oh yeah, forgot about Shannahan. Well then they should beat Detroit. I remember year after year, Texas football sending out an email with a half dozen guys playing on Championship Sunday. Good to see we’re getting multiple guys out there again. And Phil Dawson can still kick balls if the Lion has the courage to do what’s right. Edited January 23, 20241 yr by YGIFS
January 23, 20241 yr 55 minutes ago, YGIFS said: Oh yeah, forgot about Shannahan. Well then they should beat Detroit. I remember year after year, Texas football sending out an email with a half dozen guys playing on Championship Sunday. Good to see we’re getting multiple guys out there again. And Phil Dawson can still kick balls if the Lion has the courage to do what’s right. How tf did I not know/remember Shannahan went to Texas. I feel stupid.
January 23, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, David Dennison said: If anyone can, it's the team with the best QB on earth playing for them. Goff has to beat the 9ers first....
January 23, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, immamac said: How tf did I not know/remember Shannahan went to Texas. I feel stupid. He transferred here from Duke or Colorado, IIRC. Caught a few clutch passes from what I remember, but didn't play much. The original 'Corch on the Field.' Every year, since I don't follow the NFL at all, I have to remind myself that Longhorn Shannahan is the 49ers coach about this time because he gets his team deep into the playoffs every fucking year like a boss. Got a cool story bro about him, Nate Boyer, and Colin Kaepernick (sp?), but don't want to get anybody butt-hurt on here. But suffice to say Nate Boyer is an all-around fucking badass and terrific human being. Deep-Snatch, I mean Deep-Snap forever!
January 23, 20241 yr 16 hours ago, YGIFS said: So Chiefs have Omenihu from Texas. Ravens have Tucker and Duvernay. Neither NFC team has a Longhorn on it. So I guess, root for the AFC winner in the Super Bowl because some Longhorn(s) get a ring. Otherwise, I'll be at HEB during the game when there's nothing but disgruntled MILF's in yoga pants shopping during the big game, who made need consoling or at least somebody to help them bend over to pick up dropped produce.
January 23, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, YGIFS said: He transferred here from Duke or Colorado, IIRC. Caught a few clutch passes from what I remember, but didn't play much. The original 'Corch on the Field.' Every year, since I don't follow the NFL at all, I have to remind myself that Longhorn Shannahan is the 49ers coach about this time because he gets his team deep into the playoffs every fucking year like a boss. Got a cool story bro about him, Nate Boyer, and Colin Kaepernick (sp?), but don't want to get anybody butt-hurt on here. But suffice to say Nate Boyer is an all-around fucking badass and terrific human being. Deep-Snatch, I mean Deep-Snap forever! Duke. Went to high school in Colorado
January 23, 20241 yr Definitely feels like a Baltiless super bowl this year. Rooting for Harbaugh vs Detroit matchup and would prefer Detroit pull it out but I don't see them winning either game.
January 23, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: SF isn’t the same without Deebo. If he can’t go I give the Lions a decent shot. Purdy is going to carve that Lions secondary up like a Thanksgiving turkey. They stink. No home field advantage, either.
January 23, 20241 yr for now brady is the goat sunday is a referendum on mahomes' opportunity to chase tom playoff wins this century brady won 30 chefs are on 14 lombardis brady: 6 mahomes: 2 2 more wins for mahomes and he is halfway there in year 6
January 23, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, 4th&Five said: Brady has 7. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/super-bowl/standings.htm
January 23, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/super-bowl/standings.htm Are you intentionally being obtuse? Why in the blue fuck are you not counting his Tampa ring?
January 23, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: I’ll put up with that for a bit of that Billion $ she’s worth.
January 23, 20241 yr Because I watched a guy drinking a Bud Light on TV and didn't freak the fuck out because I'm a sensitive cunt? No, because you liked a guy with his shirt off and Taylor swift .
January 23, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Quagmire said: No, because you liked a guy with his shirt off and Taylor swift . Dude was having fun and my daughter was laughing at him and smiling because she saw Taylor on TV. Sorry for enjoying being a Dad for a few minutes. Show me on the Bud Light can where society hurt you.
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