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I didn’t say anything about bud light , I thought you weren’t a sensitive cunt ? Anyways was a joke from a movie that gets used around here a lot , sheesh

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20 hours ago, Quagmire said:


You know how I know you’re gay ?

My dick tastes like your asshole?

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I’ll put up with that for a bit of that Billion $ she’s worth. 

I never paid much attention to her until the football thing but the media seems to be painting her as a down-to-earth person, too. 

My dick tastes like your asshole?

Well that would make us both gay , which is fine .

I want KC to win, but if they don't; I'm all in on Stavvy.

 

On 1/22/2024 at 1:05 PM, YGIFS said:

That Kelce brother, shirtless, slamming Bud Lights in the freezing cold.  I don’t give a fuck about the NFL.  But put me down for the Chiefs to win straight up.  Plus my daughter likes seeing Taylor Swift on TV.  I’m also vaguely aware Baltimore has a team still and god bless Justin Tucker.  

Naw if anything please Baltimore win! I like Taylor Swift, but I'm tired of seeing the Chiefs win all the time. 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Are you intentionally being obtuse? Why in the blue fuck are you not counting his Tampa ring? 

yes i'm being obtuse - my point was about brady w/ new england

apologies if i didn't make the point clearly

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nope, just Hagbard'd. 

 

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Biggest Non-QB Impact on this week's games:

Kansas City's Chris Jones and Willie Gay

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Baltimore's Kyle Hamilton

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Detroit O-Line

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San Francisco Linebackers

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They would be wearing Buffs instead of aviators but pretty damn close. Probably be wearing pairs of gators instead of sneakers. 

When Dan Campbell enters the room, Chuck Norris leaves.

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Well ole Dan isn't gonna kick, that's for sure.

19 minutes ago, slorch said:

When Dan Campbell enters the room, Chuck Norris leaves.

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Well ole Dan isn't gonna kick, that's for sure.

I really hope cinderella's story doesn't end this weekend. F the 9ers 

Deebo's playing.

The notion that he isn't is insane.

 

The only defense he’s played this good in the playoffs was Tampa. I’ll take the Ravens to cover.

samuel practiced today normally running routes and catching passes in both RB and WR drills
the only stat i can find for detroit to wishcast around is the 49ers have the most conference title appearances, but the most losses with a record of 7-11 in 18 games
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-conference-championship-losses-nfl-team

If he plays it’s going to be tough. I like the stats that the 9ers are like 15-1 with CMac, Debo, and Purdy and without any of them they are 2-4.

further breakdown on 49er conference final performance:

road: 2-6

2022    29-Jan-23    L    @    Philadelphia Eagles    7    31
2021    30-Jan-22    L    @    Los Angeles Rams    17    20
2013    19-Jan-14    L    @    Seattle Seahawks    17    23
2012    20-Jan-13    W    @    Atlanta Falcons    28    24
1993    23-Jan-94    L    @    Dallas Cowboys    21    38
1988    8-Jan-89    W    @    Chicago Bears    28    3
1983    8-Jan-84    L    @    Washington Redskins    21    24
1971    2-Jan-72    L    @    Dallas Cowboys    3    14

home: 5*-5
2019    19-Jan-20    W        Green Bay Packers    37    20
2011    22-Jan-12    L        New York Giants    17    20
1997    11-Jan-98    L        Green Bay Packers    10    23
1994    15-Jan-95    W        Dallas Cowboys    38    28
1992    17-Jan-93    L        Dallas Cowboys    20    30
1990    20-Jan-91    L        New York Giants    13    15
1989    14-Jan-90    W        Los Angeles Rams    30    3
1984    6-Jan-85    W        Chicago Bears    23    0
1981    10-Jan-82    W        Dallas Cowboys    28    27
1970    3-Jan-71    L        Dallas Cowboys    10    17

                   
1949*    4-Dec-49    W        New York Yankees    17    7

The AAFC had 8 teams it's first 3 seasons 46/47/48

Brooklyn folded and the last AAFC season had 7 teams

To determine who played the 49 AAFC Champsionship game, 1 played 4 and 2 played 3

The Niners crammed in 46k @ Kezar and beat the Yankees in their first ever playoff game

*TECHNICALLY* that game might be measured in this discussion which makes SF 6-5 at home in the game before the game

 

However the upshot of this is that SF are not impregnable at home in the game before the game

 

sidestat: boys are 8-8 in the game before the game

 

conclusion: this game is a bitch

 

sf all gameb4game results in order:

1970    3-Jan-71    L        Dallas Cowboys    10    17
1971    2-Jan-72    L    @    Dallas Cowboys    3    14
1981    10-Jan-82    W        Dallas Cowboys    28    27
1983    8-Jan-84    L    @    Washington Redskins    21    24
1984    6-Jan-85    W        Chicago Bears    23    0
1988    8-Jan-89    W    @    Chicago Bears    28    3
1989    14-Jan-90    W        Los Angeles Rams    30    3
1990    20-Jan-91    L        New York Giants    13    15
1992    17-Jan-93    L        Dallas Cowboys    20    30
1993    23-Jan-94    L    @    Dallas Cowboys    21    38
1994    15-Jan-95    W        Dallas Cowboys    38    28
1997    11-Jan-98    L        Green Bay Packers    10    23
2011    22-Jan-12    L        New York Giants    17    20
2012    20-Jan-13    W    @    Atlanta Falcons    28    24
2013    19-Jan-14    L    @    Seattle Seahawks    17    23
2019    19-Jan-20    W        Green Bay Packers    37    20
2021    30-Jan-22    L    @    Los Angeles Rams    17    20
2022    29-Jan-23    L    @    Philadelphia Eagles    7    31

I guess for the non-KC fans...

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Today we see:

Longhorn vs Aggie. 

In some ways the two coaches embody the image of their schools. Shanahan is considered smart, creative, professional.

Campbell is a lughead who stomps around like the Cro-magnan in a Geico commercial. But despite this, there is part of me that likes the non-conventional approach of Campbell. 
 

 

Weather Today in Baltimore, MD                           

Feels Like38°

High / Low 47°/41°

Wind 10 mph

Humidity 85%

Dew Point 40°

Pressure 29.77 in

UV Index 0 of 11

Visibility 10 mi

Moon Phase Swirling Gibbous

Weather Today in Santa Clara, CA

Feels Like53°

High / Low 73°/52°

Wind 1 mph

Humidity 88%

Dew Point 49°

Pressure 30.15 in

UV Index 0 of 11

Visibility 10 mi

Moon Phase Ominous Gibbous

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Weather Today in Baltimore, MD                           

Feels Like38°

High / Low 47°/41°

Wind 10 mph

Humidity 85%

Dew Point 40°

Pressure 29.77 in

UV Index 0 of 11

Visibility 10 mi

Moon Phase Waning Gibbous

Weather Today in Santa Clara, CA

Feels Like53°

High / Low 73°/52°

Wind 1 mph

Humidity 88%

Dew Point 49°

Pressure 30.15 in

UV Index 0 of 11

Visibility 10 mi

Moon Phase Waning Gibbous

The moon may only be Gibbous, but it is a swirling Gibbous, which could come into play today.

On 1/26/2024 at 7:14 PM, 4th&Five said:

The only defense he’s played this good in the playoffs was Tampa. I’ll take the Ravens to cover.

If his OT's play like they did last week, the Chiefs win.  If they play like they did for most of the season, it's a layup for the Ravens.

On 1/22/2024 at 12:45 PM, 4th&Five said:

I don’t see anyone beating Baltimore. 

 

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9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Where should I watch the games in Cozumel. Don’t know that the resort has a place to show them. 

Sportclips   lolololol

tucker wins game on last drive after a clutch scramble by Lamar on 4th down. 28-27 ravens

Lions race out to lead but take foot off the gas and get torched by McCaffrey in 2nd half. Goff turtles in 4th Q and turns ball over x2.   31-27 SF
 

 

If I were betting on the spreads I just saw, I’d easily take KC (+4.5) and DET (+7.5). I think both games will be close.

I haven’t had a favorite NFL team since 1995, so I don’t really care that much who wins or loses, but KC is starting to get boring like NE was for 20 years, and LJ is fun to watch, so hoping to see BAL win. And I guess I’m pulling for SF because I like Shanahan and their general scheme/style, but DET is entertaining too, and their crazy sonofabitch coach is fun with his risk-taking style.

7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

If I were betting on the spreads I just saw, I’d easily take KC (+4.5) and DET (+7.5). I think both games will be close.

I haven’t had a favorite NFL team since 1995, so I don’t really care that much who wins or loses, but KC is starting to get boring like NE was for 20 years, and LJ is fun to watch, so hoping to see BAL win. And I guess I’m pulling for SF because I like Shanahan and their general scheme/style, but DET is entertaining too, and their crazy sonofabitch coach is fun with his risk-taking style.

What the hell is this post? I don’t watch NFL outside of the playoffs now, this is pretty stupid objectively speaking. KC is not at all boring to watch or boring. It may be tiresome seeing them be in the championship game so often but that’s a result of them being a very fucking good team. 

I only want Baltimore to lose because I want another team to fail with a high paid QB with a shitty playoff record.

I’d like to see Shanihan lose with a big lead again.

Lions-chiefs.

The reality: ravens-Niners

29 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the hell is this post? I don’t watch NFL outside of the playoffs now, this is pretty stupid objectively speaking. KC is not at all boring to watch or boring. It may be tiresome seeing them be in the championship game so often but that’s a result of them being a very fucking good team. 

I know they’re good.

If you want to call it “tiresome” instead of “boring,” that’s fine, but those words mean the same thing.

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Lamar needs to save America from a Kelce-Swift-Mahomes Super Bowl. You know the NFL would kill for the Chiefs to make it for that reason

What's the difference in Lamar and Mahomes?

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