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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#2651
20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Trump did this.

 

Where the fuck is my watch?  /Butch

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#2652
On 4/7/2024 at 4:59 PM, tx 3 putt said:
#Spoiler4Trump Rita Palma, NYS director for RFK Jr’s campaign, gives away the playbook for the campaign’s mission

 

I don't get the idea of forcing the election to the House as being a viable strategy. A third party candidate would have to actually win some states to prevent the R or D from getting a majority of electors. There is a zero chance of that happening. What am I missing? 

#2653
3 minutes ago, Horndog said:

I don't get the idea of forcing the election to the House as being a viable strategy. A third party candidate would have to actually win some states to prevent the R or D from getting a majority of electors. There is a zero chance of that happening. What am I missing? 

The grift 

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#2654
1 hour ago, Earl Haffler said:
Blacks

 

 

Hmm. It seems Earl, here, is a veritable piece of shit. @YGIFS I seem to recall you always wondering why the nutcases on Surly haven't identified themselves. Well, we have one.

Let's see what else that account has to say.

 

AGAINST AID FOR UKRAINE. HANGS WITH TRAITOR FLYNN. DEPORT IMMIGRANTS TO A WAR ZONE.

pic.twitter.com/duyjD0Id4Y

 

FEIGNS WHITE HETEROSEXUAL VICTIMIZATION. 

March 1st 🇺🇸

 

TELLS ISLAMOPHOBIC BULLSHIT LIES.

#ICantStandLiberals, but I might treat a few of you to coffee at Starbucks

 

ELECTION CONSPIRACIST.

Trump 2024 🔴⚪️🔵🇺🇸 https://t.co/Uj3GMkJ1AG

 

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#2656

So, uh, yeah, what was about it about rednecks again?

 

Oh, yeah, this.

 

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#2657

😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: New reporting indicates the Trump campaign has less than 5 staffers in each of the swing states and is bankrupt so no new hires will come until at least summer. The Trump campaign is in shambles.

 

#2658
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: New reporting indicates the Trump campaign has less than 5 staffers in each of the swing states and is bankrupt so no new hires will come until at least summer. The Trump campaign is in shambles.

 

I like this news, but we can't get too overconfident or allow Biden to rest on his laurels because there's a whole ecosystem of dark money groups that will be active in each of these states and completely unaccountable. Plenty of ratfucking can happen without schmucks on the official campaign payroll.

#2659

It’s ok, ma and pa smith from deer coochie, Mississippi will forgo their diabetes meds for a few months to donate their last $100 to him to save America. And then expect us to pay for their feet amputations with socialized medicine money. 

#2660
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The right wing online world is a fucked up place. 

Check The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem. on Netflix.

It takes a while to get out the Trump stuff.

#2661

All this needs to be an ad ….

2. Of course, Trump did not say whether he would sign a national abortion ban if it reaches his desk, something that could happen if the GOP controls CongressBut that's not even the biggest threat to abortion rights if Trump wins in 2024https://t.co/fAhrPymBYH

 

#2662

Buy up massive air time ….

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

 

#2663
On 4/8/2024 at 3:43 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I just saw that in NJ.  

Dark Brandon has sounded deguello for Republicans.

 

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#2666
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Buy up massive air time ….

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

 

My god, look at those poor hostages. Can you believe some of them are in jail now?

#2667
On 4/5/2024 at 1:11 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what that tells me is people are aware of their local situation but know fuck all about other states or the country as a whole

 

tells me that people are fucking stupid. 

 

 

#2668
1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

tells me that people are fucking stupid. 

 

 

Dumb And Dumber GIF

#2669

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

2024 Minnesota GE:Biden 44% (+2)Trump 42%Other 11%.@surveyusa/@KSTP, 608 LV, 4/3-7https://t.co/KhI0qdcbEa

 

 

#2670
2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%

Youre Delusional Billy Gardell GIF by CBS

#2671
4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

2024 Minnesota GE:Biden 44% (+2)Trump 42%Other 11%.@surveyusa/@KSTP, 608 LV, 4/3-7https://t.co/KhI0qdcbEa

 

 

Seems legit:

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https://www.surveyusa.net/

 

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#2672
11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

2024 Minnesota GE:Biden 44% (+2)Trump 42%Other 11%.@surveyusa/@KSTP, 608 LV, 4/3-7https://t.co/KhI0qdcbEa

 

 

And Biden winning 65+ by 19.

#2673

At what point do evangelicals no show for the orange dumb ass ?

Trump says everyone is happy with his statement on abortion and all Republicans and Democrats wanted to see Roe overturned so the states could decide.

 

#2679

 

49 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

2024 Minnesota GE:Biden 44% (+2)Trump 42%Other 11%.@surveyusa/@KSTP, 608 LV, 4/3-7https://t.co/KhI0qdcbEa

 

 

Channel 5, the newsroom that commissioned this poll, is the worst local news in the Twin Cities, and has been for some time. 

Trump winning U34s 54-29? I want a dose of whatever drugs this pollster is smoking.

The MNGOP, or rather what's left of it, was crowing about this. All you need to know about them is that their main financier during the 2010s is currently serving 21 years in the federal joint for sex trafficking.

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#2680
FL has the highest inflation in the country over the last 12 months and in the worst 5 states it’s roughly double every other state. All 5 have Republican Governors (FL, TN, VA, SC, AL). But it’s never their fault.

 

#2681
10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Problem for Dems in Texas: Most 18-year-olds are not registered. This is a design feature.

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/04/10/texas-high-school-voter-registration/


 

I wonder how many Texans, especially young ones and transplants, know that the deadline to register is like a month before the election?  I missed out in 96 because I didn’t inquire about registration until my birthday in mid October, and it was past the deadline. 
 

of course knowing Texas, I probably wouldn’t be allowed to register at 17 for an election that would take place after I turned 18. 

#2683
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And Biden winning 65+ by 19.

So he's crushing with the people who actually vote.

If you believe the polls.

#2685

Joe Biden GIF by ABC News

Democratic advertisers have a significant head start in fall reservations for Presidential, Senate, and House generals. While these totals are sure to even out, here's a look at current Aug-Nov reservations.President:🔵$130M 🔴$0Senate:🔵$256M 🔴$129MHouse:🔵$77.4M 🔴$348K

 

#2686
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder how many Texans, especially young ones and transplants, know that the deadline to register is like a month before the election?  I missed out in 96 because I didn’t inquire about registration until my birthday in mid October, and it was past the deadline. 
 

of course knowing Texas, I probably wouldn’t be allowed to register at 17 for an election that would take place after I turned 18. 

Actually, you can do this in Texas.   They just don't advertise it.  Same lack of advertising that people who committed crimes but have completed their sentences and gone 'off paper' can vote as well.  

#2687
19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joe Biden GIF by ABC News

Democratic advertisers have a significant head start in fall reservations for Presidential, Senate, and House generals. While these totals are sure to even out, here's a look at current Aug-Nov reservations.President:🔵$130M 🔴$0Senate:🔵$256M 🔴$129MHouse:🔵$77.4M 🔴$348K

 

the gap will close but it will hardly "even out" as Biden et al have likely already bought the best slots and his legal bills are cleaning out any and all donations that could be used for ad buys.

#2688
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Joe Biden GIF by ABC News

Democratic advertisers have a significant head start in fall reservations for Presidential, Senate, and House generals. While these totals are sure to even out, here's a look at current Aug-Nov reservations.President:🔵$130M 🔴$0Senate:🔵$256M 🔴$129MHouse:🔵$77.4M 🔴$348K

 

lol @ $0 for President. Followed very closely by a hearty chuckle at $348k for the House. 

#2689

Q-PAC has Biden down 2 in NC (just like 2020), but luckily has Stein up 8 on Robinson

Still maintain that 2024 is just going to be 2020 redux 

#2691
2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Either Trump gets blown out or the generally accepted idea of a national campaign infrastructure is completely and permanently overhauled.

Would be fascinating if not for the stakes.

#2692

This needs to be an AZ ad …

Oh there's more: His 4th wife, a 15 year old Hawaiian native, died in Hawaii from smallpox. He then married his 5th wife, who divorced him less than 2 years later on grounds of multiple instances of adultery by her husband.The GOP: Party of Family Values!

 

#2693
This feels like fraud. Wire fraud. @TheJusticeDept @DOJCrimDiv https://t.co/BWkPHUTLCC

 

#2694

 

Trump posted an article multiple times that accused DeSantis of being a pedophile. He elevated, praised, & continues to hang out with activists who accused his wife of faking her cancer. And now Ron will raise money for him. Welcome to the Cruz/Graham/Rubio Grovel Club, Desantis.

 

 

#2697
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This needs to be an AZ ad …

Oh there's more: His 4th wife, a 15 year old Hawaiian native, died in Hawaii from smallpox. He then married his 5th wife, who divorced him less than 2 years later on grounds of multiple instances of adultery by her husband.The GOP: Party of Family Values!

 

For Republicans the only bad thing he did was marry a Mexican.

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#2698
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

For Republicans the only bad thing he did was marry a Mexican.

They didn’t know what to think of her, until she sang “Feliz Navidad.”

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