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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#17002
Just now, MissingInAction said:

Texas turned to piss. It's up to us to change it.

Tarrant county went to Biden last cycle. I feel like that would be unheard of going back a long way. These gains are possible, but it’s a hell of an uphill battle. I’m in Ellis Co where my vote is worth less than a blade of grass on my lawn, but it’s up to us to be a part of that change.

#17003
29 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I think the deep motivation underneath it all is a belief they are voting for their interest.  If you're a left-behind uneducated white person, its rational to believe that voting for a racist system will provide fewer opportunities to black people, which means more opportunities to you.

 

ding ding ding.  They think the meskins and bleks are taking theirs.  Welfare buh gawd. 

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#17004
36 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no fucking way Donald Trump has the first clue who Hannibal is.

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#17006
15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Texas turned to piss. It's up to us to change it.


the only hope are the Whole Foods counties, and try to snipe some of the adjacent counties 

 

Fact: Biden won the presidency winning 85% of counties with a Whole Foods and 32% of counties with a Cracker Barrel - the widest gap ever.
And here's the share of U.S. voters who live in each of these types of counties:~29% in the 119 counties w/ both Whole Foods & Cracker Barrel~29% in the 2,520 counties w/ neither~23% in the 83 counties w/ just a Whole Foods~19% in the 391 counties w/ just a Cracker Barrel

 

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#17012
18 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

And was convicted of fraud in NY based on testimony from Peter North.

Come again?

#17014

I guess this goes here:

Junior was absolutely out of his mind tonight interviewing JD Vance. I did not speed this up.

 

#17015

And he played for J.D.'s boyhood team.  And you guys don't think we live in a simulation?  

#17018
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Texas is gerrymandered but is also full of dumbass rubes.  NC and WIS are gerrymandered as bad if not worse than TX yet have Dem governors.  It ain't gerrymandering keeping TX governorship red, it's a shitty electorate.

You would think having such large cities would push us at least more purple. But Dallas and Houston (and Austin and San Antonio to a smaller degree) are completely surrounded by large populations of magats

#17019
22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Thinkin’ about wearing this to a Trump rally

 

Do you want JD Vance in one or multiple orifices? Cuz that’s how you get JD Vance in one or multiple orifices.

#17021
1 hour ago, Constant said:

Hopefully there are more like him. 

"Former" (with no possibility of ever winning public office again) is the key word in front of Mr. Duncan. 

There aren't more coming from anyone with skin in the game.

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#17022
VP: What has happened in Gaza over the past nine months is devastating. The images of dead children and desperate hungry people fleeing for safety sometimes displaced for the second, third, or fourth time. We cannot look away in the face of these tragedies

Politically this is a tough situation. But in reality, it’s simple to understand. You can support the Jewish people and condem the Israeli government’s indiscriminate warfare in Gaza. You can support the innocent people of Gaza and condem the heinous terrorism of HAMAS and their ilk. While the solution is very difficult, the messaging is easy. The folks that find fault in the aforementioned position were not going to vote for you either way.

#17023
28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I guess this goes here:

Junior was absolutely out of his mind tonight interviewing JD Vance. I did not speed this up.

 

Trying to think what drugs he can be on. Cocaine is the obvious one, but it's gotta be more than that. I'm guessing drunk/heavily buzzed as well.  I'm not that familiar with pills. 

 

#17024

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

#17025
Just now, mdmost said:

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

Trump did yesterday:

 

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-claims-kamala-harris-is-totally-against-the-jewish-people-which-may-come-as-news-to-her-husband/

 

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Former President Donald Trump repeatedly attacked Vice President Kamala Harris during a rally on Wednesday, telling the crowd, “She’s totally against the Jewish people.”

The baseless claim would come as news to Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, who is Jewish.

 

#17026
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Countdown to the right calling her anti-semitic. She being married to a Jewish man and possibly selecting a Jewish running mate.

Countdown?  Trump said yesterday that Harris "is totally against the Jewish people".

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#17027
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What are the odds he even knows her husband is Jewish?

Also, L O FUCKING L.

Dozens of MAGA cultists found themselves stranded following the Trump rally in Charlotte, NC after their cars were towed from a nearby Dunkin’ Donuts. Drivers were told they couldn’t park there and they ignored signs stating no parking for non-customers.🤣pic.twitter.com/pq2aaZk8oz

 

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#17028

Pretty savvy business move by Dunkin Donuts. Those stranded Trumpkins probably cleaned ‘em out. 

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#17029
10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trying to think what drugs he can be on. Cocaine is the obvious one, but it's gotta be more than that. I'm guessing drunk/heavily buzzed as well.  I'm not that familiar with pills. 

 

Probably a couple lines of coke and snorted 40mgs of adderall. 

#17030
8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What are the odds he even knows her husband is Jewish?

Also, L O FUCKING L.

Dozens of MAGA cultists found themselves stranded following the Trump rally in Charlotte, NC after their cars were towed from a nearby Dunkin’ Donuts. Drivers were told they couldn’t park there and they ignored signs stating no parking for non-customers.🤣pic.twitter.com/pq2aaZk8oz

 

Lotta lard in that video.

#17031

If the truck driver who was also undocumented did the towing that would be the chef's kiss. 

#17032
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Lotta lard in that video.

I’m sure the party of personal responsibility took full responsibility. 

#17033
12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What are the odds he even knows her husband is Jewish?

Also, L O FUCKING L.

Dozens of MAGA cultists found themselves stranded following the Trump rally in Charlotte, NC after their cars were towed from a nearby Dunkin’ Donuts. Drivers were told they couldn’t park there and they ignored signs stating no parking for non-customers.🤣pic.twitter.com/pq2aaZk8oz

 

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#17034
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Walz: "They scream 'socialism' -- we just build roads, and we build schools, and we build prosperity into this."

What a contrast 

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#17036
Kamala just broke Zoom again. Tonight's Zoom to support Kamala Harris is now the first EVER IN HISTORY to have over 100,000 participants. #AnswerTheCall2024

 

#17037
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
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Walz: "They scream 'socialism' -- we just build roads, and we build schools, and we build prosperity into this."

What a contrast 

I love this man

#17038
TRUMP: I've known Paris Hilton since she's 12.STERN: She's hot.TRUMP: Her parents are friends of mine. The first time she walked into the room I said, "who the hell is that!"STERN: But even at 12 you were like, "wow she's hot."TRUMP: Yeah, I saw her at 12 she was beautiful.…

JFC there is not bottom.

#17039
10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
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Walz: "They scream 'socialism' -- we just build roads, and we build schools, and we build prosperity into this."

What a contrast 

With taxes, I buy civilization. 

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#17040
8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Kamala just broke Zoom again. Tonight's Zoom to support Kamala Harris is now the first EVER IN HISTORY to have over 100,000 participants. #AnswerTheCall2024

 

 

 

Props to them White Wimmins

 

White Woman Africa GIF by Stephanie Barkley

#17041
21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
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Walz: "They scream 'socialism' -- we just build roads, and we build schools, and we build prosperity into this."

What a contrast 

Going to toast a nice reposado to this mother fucker. IMG_7322.thumb.jpeg.ead3cb380b3934f2991c8562496a8700.jpeg

#17042
Trump campaign is saying they won’t schedule a debate because “Barack Hussein Obama” doesn’t support Harris…Lots to unpack, as the kids say

Holy shit this guy is scared.

#17046
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I guess this goes here:

Junior was absolutely out of his mind tonight interviewing JD Vance. I did not speed this up.

 

Ho Lee Fuk.

I would like to meet his associates.

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#17047
What happened to “any time, any place”? https://t.co/HlR6UmlZxx

 

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#17048
We're raising $20,000 per minute -- the system wasn't built for this. If you can't make your donation, keep trying. #AnswerTheCall2024

 

#17049
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:
What happened to “any time, any place”? https://t.co/HlR6UmlZxx

 

I don't think Trump wants to do much of anything these days. And I don't think he wants to be president. He just doesn't want to go to jail.

#17050
1 minute ago, Post Oak said:
We're raising $20,000 per minute -- the system wasn't built for this. If you can't make your donation, keep trying. #AnswerTheCall2024

 

150k on that call. Amazing. 

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