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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#17351
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is … quite a take

Vance has wartime physiognomy. He looks like every civil war general who got promoted after the first few battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.

 

So he's John B Hood? It tracks. I bet Hood fucked a fainting couch back in his day. 

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#17352

He looks like a Confederate General who got demoted because Lee found out he was fucking a couch during the Battle of Chancelorsville while the men under his command accidentally shot Stonewall Jackson.

#17353
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He looks like a Confederate General who got demoted because Lee found out he was fucking a couch during the Battle of Chancelorsville while the men under his command accidentally shot Stonewall Jackson.


he was the guy blowing guys at night, not sure if you need a confederate rank for that 

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#17354
8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is … quite a take

Vance has wartime physiognomy. He looks like every civil war general who got promoted after the first few battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.

 

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#17355
2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I'm not sure that Trump is capable of having a woman as a running mate. JD was picked because Trump knows that he won't be disloyal in a critical moment for him like Pence was. I don't think there's any way that Trump can feel confident about Nikki Haley protecting him similarly. And what other woman could it possibly be from the the Republicans?

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Where have you gone, Phyllis Schlafly? 

Republicans turn their lonely eyes to you. 

Woo woo woo.

#17357
Vance to Megyn Kelly on "childless cat ladies": "Obviously it was a sarcastic comment. I’ve got nothing against cats. ... People are focusing so much on the sarcasm and not on the substance … and the substance of what I said, Megyn

 

#17358
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is … quite a take

Vance has wartime physiognomy. He looks like every civil war general who got promoted after the first few battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.

 

He looks like a pudgy staff officer who roots through the men's packages from home to protect them from contraband cookies.

#17360
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

that's literally how the tax system already works.  guess he's never bothered working through his own 1040 before. or he's too dumb to understand some of the most simple things about personal income taxes.

I guess those child tax credits I’ve been receiving don’t actually affect my taxes owed?  

#17361
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

So it appears Tucker is mostly to blame, err thank, for dipshit’s selection of JD Vance as VP.

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/trump-has-tucker-carlson-to-blame-for-the-abject-disaster-of-selecting-jd-vance-as-his-running-mate/

No, he only has himself to blame.  but bigly, alpha tough guy won’t take any responsibility. 

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#17362
2 hours ago, immamac said:

JD Vance isnt going to resign. Losing ruins his political career but resigning makes it over immediately with no possibility of winning. 

I don't know if he'll resign, but he might want to stay away from balconies and high-rise windows for a while.

 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start. https://t.co/VA3O0lcHtJ

 

International Scout game is strong. 

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#17368
Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

The very first problem is making potato salad with mayonnaise instead of mustard

Truth! Mayo sucks. Not to interrupt the politics with potatoes (spelled correctly) but Paris is putting on a stunning show right now for Olympics. Carry on with the couch fucking! The visuals from Paris ceremony are fucking lit, like JD’s chances of remaining on the ticket. 

#17369
18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He looks like a Confederate General who got demoted because Lee found out he was fucking a couch during the Battle of Chancelorsville while the men under his command accidentally shot Stonewall Jackson.

And I thought the couch fucking thing was getting worn out. Wrongo.

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#17370
It’s funny because their party is so homophobic https://t.co/VLHdJgFqZA

 

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#17371
25 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is … quite a take

Vance has wartime physiognomy. He looks like every civil war general who got promoted after the first few battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.

 

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#17372
14 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Vance to Megyn Kelly on "childless cat ladies": "Obviously it was a sarcastic comment. I’ve got nothing against cats. ... People are focusing so much on the sarcasm and not on the substance … and the substance of what I said, Megyn

 

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#17373
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

RE: Trump trying to counter with a female VP.  This year, it just isn't going to work. Any female associated with Trump is a female associated with the Supremes, removing abortion access, everything.  They are saddled with that no matter what they say. 

The only positive a female brings Trump in 2024 is the fact they probably haven't known any couches or other furniture biblically.

 

 

After all the shit they've spewed about Kamala being a DEI hire, then to turn around and kick out Vance for a woman?  MAGA heads would explode.  Of course they don't give a shit about the hypocrisy, but the 60% of America not in the cult will take notice.  Then you're basically in a situation where once again the VP candidate adds NOTHING to the ticket.

#17374
On 7/24/2024 at 1:05 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

How many Jewish votes does Harris lose by picking a gentile? How many Muslim votes does she lose by picking a Jew? Which number is bigger?

I did a dumb by thinking total votes / popular votes nationwide vs state by state / electoral college, etc.

#17375
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Truth! Mayo sucks. Not to interrupt the politics with potatoes (spelled correctly) but Paris is putting on a stunning show right now for Olympics. Carry on with the couch fucking! The visuals from Paris ceremony are fucking lit, like JD’s chances of remaining on the ticket. 

Mayo has a time and a place. I eat Halal Guys shawarma and they douse that shit with mayo and it's so fucking good. But mayo does not go in potato salad.

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#17376
18 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Vance to Megyn Kelly on "childless cat ladies": "Obviously it was a sarcastic comment. I’ve got nothing against cats. ... People are focusing so much on the sarcasm and not on the substance … and the substance of what I said, Megyn

 

"What you do have against cats and women?"

"What? I have nothing against cats!"

#17377

New Fox News poll dropping this afternoon. Their polling division is legit

#17378
15 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

Trump Not Like Us

 

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#17379
22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

He looks like a pudgy staff officer who roots through the men's packages from home to protect them from contraband cookies.

I beat the ever living shit out of a fellow private for stealing my care package in basic. Art. 15 was totally worth it.

#17381

Trump would never pick

A woman

A person of color (or even with a name ending in a non silent vowel or a z)

A white man who is clearly younger and in better shape or taller than him 

 

Not many going to fit those criteria

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Fucking autocorrect

#17383

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.

#17384

CDC Abortion Surveillance and Maternity Morality Reporting …..

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The new dept attached to the cdc.

 

‘Miscarriage management’  sure sounds harmless, like they want to help women get over having a miscarriage ?

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#17385
5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.

He'll call Les Moonves and see if he can get a recommendation for somebody good

#17386
10 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.


trump - Look at my vp, very nice figure and smart. I Know how to pick them !

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#17387
12 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I could very easily see Trump picking a woman, then acting like his VP was his personal stewardess. Expect his VP to make him coffee, get him mcdonalds, maybe blow him a little. That sort of thing.

He probably thought that’s what secretary of the interior was for. 

#17389
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

This man here had me laughing....But he ain't lying though.👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

 

He forgot crooked

#17390
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is … quite a take

Vance has wartime physiognomy. He looks like every civil war general who got promoted after the first few battles happened and people figured out who was good at war.

 

So, add "making phrenology a thing again" to the pile of "dude...these people are fucking WEIRD."

#17391
38 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, that's a dope picture. I'd ask what his Surly handle was, but I've already been told multiple times and I always forget. Great picture though 

#17392
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, add "making phrenology a thing again" to the pile of "dude...these people are fucking WEIRD."

Um

 

did you not read The Scarlett Letter?

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#17393
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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I never would have imagined myself saying this, but thanks Tucker.

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#17394
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

I don't know if he'll resign, but he might want to stay away from balconies and high-rise windows for a while.

Also, those pesky Russian GRU maintained door knobs.

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#17395
Rave reviews for JD Vance from House Republicans:"worst choice of all the options""so bad I didn’t even think it was possible""9 out of 10 on our side would say he’s the wrong pick""can do serious damage""if Trump loses, [it’s] because of this pick""really concerning" https://t.co/uEmVNoL8CX

 

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#17398

And there it is.

If Trump wins, it's because he's awesome.

If Trump loses, it's because Vance sucks.

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