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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#17601
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

We're olds.  We aren't supposed to know, other than "brat" means good.

 

FYI, I had to ask my 10 year old daughter.  She gave me her definition of it and told me I was an old because I didn't know.

 

 

My 14 year old daughter had no idea what it was.  I guess she's old too.

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#17604

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”

#17606
2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”


put on a dress shirt and button it up. then tie your tie

put on a pair of sneakers and tie them up

#17608
30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll ask again, which bible do christians and evangelicals read ?

Hey MAGA, Trump just said he's not a christian.

 

I mean fucking listen to what they are saying.  “In 4 years you are not going to have to vote again.”

#17611

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters on this board that would kill to change his diaper ….

Trump: We’ll put a windmill on the top of the car

 

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#17612
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters here that would kill to change his diaper ….

Trump: We’ll put a windmill on the top of the car

 

Well, if by 'here', you mean DT, sure...

#17613
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest mother fucker to ever sit in the White House. There are posters on this board that would kill to suck his limp chode for drugs ….

Trump: We’ll put a windmill on the top of the car

 

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#17615

Remember this poll when the internet freaks out after she picks Shapiro.

Pennsylvania poll: Fox NewsHEAD TO HEADHarris 49%Trump 49%FULL FIELDHarris 45%Trump 43%RFK Jr. 7%West 1%Stein 1%FAVORABLE RATINGSKamala Harris 49/49Donald Trump 46/53Gov. Josh Shapiro 61/32 (!)https://t.co/DfS8mKih2i
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#17616

This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

#17617
This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

And again, just hammer him on simple, clear, batshit statements like those. Won’t let him run away. Shove them in his face. Relentlessly.
#17618
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This has been done to death, but never like this. Imagine if Obama said “Just vote me in and you’ll never have to vote again. Oh and by the way I’m not actually Christian.”

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#17619

What the fuckity fuck !!!!!!

Only a fucking sociopath sets up a room in their home, holds a pretend cabinet meeting and pretends he’s the President. 🤦‍♀️pic.twitter.com/EbSCECNJ7o

 

#17620
1 hour ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

He's really flying off the handle with this dictator stuff out in the open.  Keep at it.

Careful what you wish for. Saying the quiet part out loud got him into the White House in 2016 and in command of the GOP.

#17621
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What the fuckity fuck !!!!!!

Only a fucking sociopath sets up a room in their home, holds a pretend cabinet meeting and pretends he’s the President. 🤦‍♀️pic.twitter.com/EbSCECNJ7o

 

Well that’s fucking insane

#17622
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What the fuckity fuck !!!!!!

Only a fucking sociopath sets up a room in their home, holds a pretend cabinet meeting and pretends he’s the President. 🤦‍♀️pic.twitter.com/EbSCECNJ7o

 

Did they shoot that on Elba?

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#17624
 
high energy. keep that pussy ass bitch on his heels and keeping pushing him, he'll say / do something extremely dumb. it's only a matter of time with that dumbass 
she needs an attack dog team for the deeper cuts 
 
 
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#17625
2 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I think I know someone...Screenshot_20240727_000655_Chrome.jpg


im ready to be her life in bf 

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#17626
.@KamalaHarris shares that her best friend in high school was being molested by her father. She went on to specialize in child sexual assault cases as a prosecutor.

 

#17628
9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Why is the Logan Act even a law if it isn't enforced?

You could say that about a fuck ton of laws these days. 

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#17629
32 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Why is the Logan Act even a law if it isn't enforced?

Honestly it's fear of backlash. Which means we're already not a nation of laws. We're a nation of fee fees. This election is not to keep us on the right track, it's to give us hope of getting back to it. 

#17630
No, he says it because he wants to remain in power until he dies because he knows that is the only way he stays out of prison.  And he knows his cult (and his actual billionaire backers) want the same thing so they can continue their corruption.

He doesn’t have to stay in power forever. He only needs to be president again for a day and he can make all the cases go away.
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#17631
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Did they shoot that on Elba?

Saint Helena would be my preference.

#17632
Trump: I didn’t cut Social Security, remember?(Fact check: Trump introduced a budget to cut Social Security and Medicare every single year he was in office. The reason it didn’t happen was because Democrats stopped him)

 

#17633
7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

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Trump Talks Cryptically About Future Elections’

It needs to be the #1 story of the day, but it won’t. 

#17634
4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Trump Talks Cryptically About Future Elections’

It needs to be the #1 story of the day, but it won’t. 

If-and that's a big if--there is a debate between Harris & Trump that needs to be question #1 by the hosts. They likely wouldn't have the brains/balls to ask him to clarify that statement, but I DO have faith that Kamala would corner him and hammer away with his owns words throughout the debate. 

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#17635

I mean, the guy's been telling us for a long while that he intends to be a despot, and half the country is nodding along like, yeah, that sounds good.

#17636
7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Careful what you wish for. Saying the quiet part out loud got him into the White House in 2016 and in command of the GOP.

It ain’t persuading any independents, though.  
 

I think this is NOT going to be a turn out the base election.  It’s going to be about reassuring a small sliver of GOP traditionalists likes @Bozo_Casanova’s FIL that Kamala can be both appealing to minorities and younger voters AND have a resume and values that historically they’d find friendly if her name was Elizabeth or Susan.  

#17638
17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Random question: Has anyone ever heard Donald Trump laugh?

I bet it sounds like a combination of a cat hacking up a hairball and a trash dumpster being drug across concrete at 3AM.

#17639
Random question: Has anyone ever heard Donald Trump laugh?

Jeffrey Epstein?
#17641

 

You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

 

 

#17642
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

If-and that's a big if--there is a debate between Harris & Trump that needs to be question #1 by the hosts. They likely wouldn't have the brains/balls to ask him to clarify that statement, but I DO have faith that Kamala would corner him and hammer away with his owns words throughout the debate. 

I’ve been saying that for 6 months.  Ask Trump an oblique question about the end of 4 years and let him hang himself.  
 

“If you win, and after your 4 years is up, as you step down from being president, what do you think you will do next?” 

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#17643

 

He signed an executive order banning TikTok. It was overturned by a federal judge. He literally tried to destroy what he is now saying he will save. He will say anything to anyone right now to win this election.

 

 

#17645
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll ask again, which bible do christians and evangelicals read ?

Hey MAGA, Trump just said he's not a christian.

 

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#17646
9 hours ago, CTC2 said:

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Just came here to post this from my Insta feed.  Any the narrator in my clip is afraid people will miss it and it will fly under the radar.  I don't think so .. . .

 

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#17647

Out of all the insane, nonsensical, racist, sexist bullshit that guy vomits from his mouth on a daily basis, you would think the dictator talk is something all Americans could rally around to finally end him. The fact that it doesn't is absolutely crazy to me. Literally the least American thing you could even suggest. Who are the real Patriots here? We already know the answer.

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#17648
10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

White Brats for Kamala

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ya veal me?

That joke is the wurst

#17649
36 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Grandpa Looney Tunes is up rage posting nonsense already.

 

 

That's his attempt to capture the 18-34 demographic.

#17650
10 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

3 things I would like to see someone pose to Trump:

”Donald, please recite your favorite prayer or bible verse.”

”Donald, please tell us the names of your grandchildren.”

“Donald, please describe what an Allen wrench looks like.”

His response for your first question goes exactly how you'd expect

 

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