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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#18851
15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Would you guys take all this fancy French talk to the "Better Off Dead" Thread?

I can't hep it, mon frère. Today I learned that I lived in two worlds:

At 16, I rocked a flat-head shovel on a road crew.

Later on, I sat in several French Lit classes, no doubt breathing farts.

I got a lot from both experiences--

Road crew: got fit and tan and had money.

French Lit: made friends with a woman who was good at French and DAMN she could suck a dick.

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#18855
1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Levitt is high AF🤣

This motherfucker three dreams deep in his own Inception. A business mann. 

#18861

This has been some boring, uninspiring white guy shit. If you wanted to put together a slate of speakers that makes it REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS THE VP HAS TO BE TIM WALZ, it wouldn't look any different from this. 

#18864
35 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


is there a way to donate but stay off the radar (work related shit)? Can I Venmo one of you white dudes for Harris or something. 

I wouldn't worry about it.  In order for someone at work to find out, they're going to have to search the donation database.  If they do that and call you on it, just ask them "Why are you being so weird?"

#18865

Yeah, I am just getting bored. We needed like 5 hard hitters and not a bunch of old fuckers droning on. We know bro. Fuck drump. That is why we are here.

#18866
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I just cracked myself up imagining a "White Dudes for Trump" freakshow Zoom call.

Oh god. No thank you. 

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#18868
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

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#18869

 

The audio @iarnsdorf obtained of Vance saying: “The bad news is that Kamala Harris does not have the same baggage as Joe Biden, because whatever we might have to say, Kamala is a lot younger. And Kamala Harris is obviously not struggling in the same ways that Joe Biden did.”

 

 

#18870
1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

Walz has to be the VP candidate.  He has to.

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#18872

One of the weirdest mfers on the planet is going on Hannity to explain it away?

Bwahaha!

Hannity books Stephen Miller to push back on the weird allegations

 

#18874
6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

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#18875
17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Scott Galloway is worth sticking around for. Guy knows how to talk to wealthy, well educated, white guys. 

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#18876
5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Walz has to be the VP candidate.  He has to.

It would be such a huge fumble if they fuck this up. Make him the VP!!!

#18878
9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

I thought Tim was white. He’s a killer tomato. 

#18881
14 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

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#18884
12 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

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#18885
19 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
.@Tim_Walz: “How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world? And how often in the world do you make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

 

I like Walz a lot. Seeing him this red reminds me of Fools Rush In where they take Matthew Perry’s parents on the lake and they get extremely sunburned because they don’t use sunblock and think sitting in the shade will be fine. 

#18886
What’s a hotdish you ask? Here’s an award-winning recipe of mine to get you started:

 

 

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#18887
Ingraham: Why not debate Kamala Harris?Trump: Because everyone already knows everythingIngraham: They’re saying you’re afraid of debating herTrump: I’m leading in the polls

 

#18890
2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Ingraham: Why not debate Kamala Harris?Trump: Because everyone already knows everythingIngraham: They’re saying you’re afraid of debating herTrump: I’m leading in the polls

 

he's done, right? dotard is so scared

#18891

This Rugg fuckstick is hardcore MAGA

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#18892
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

No Way Do Not Want GIF by Schitt's Creek

 

My wife spent the first four years of her professional career in the Minneapolis area.  She's still traumatized over hotdish being served at potlucks, etc.  She said having it once in her life was enough.

Funny thing; when she mentioned biscuits and gravy to people up there (she's from the Texas panhandle, for reference) they were repulsed over the idea.

 

 

#18895
7 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Ingraham: Why not debate Kamala Harris?Trump: Because everyone already knows everythingIngraham: They’re saying you’re afraid of debating herTrump: I’m leading in the polls

 

Please don't debate her. I would love nothing more than 2 hours of Kamala debunking every lie he says about her point by point. You can tell Inghram knows he's fucked. 

#18896
8 minutes ago, elfenix said:
What’s a hotdish you ask? Here’s an award-winning recipe of mine to get you started:

 

 

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Dude that recipe locks in the upper Midwest. I'm down to see his enchilada recipe.  

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#18900
10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

would need much more seasoning

Or any seasoning at all. I'm just glad this recipe is coming out now. I would hate for it to have gotten leaked two weeks before the election and become this year's October Surprise. 

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