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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#21951
4 hours ago, Constant said:

I’m hoping some of the 74 million people that voted for him last time see some kind of light. I’m skeptical, though. 

Even before Biden dropped out, plenty of us have seen a huge decrease in the amount of Trump signs, flags, and stickers, including in rural areas, Trumpy suburbs, etc. These people have had 8 years of him whining about Hillary, the Dems, how unfair everything is, the Deep State, Republicans that have betrayed him, Obama, immigrants, etc.

Now you have the Dems behind a candidate who is motivating people at Obama levels, and who has a campaign firing on all cylinders, and you have all of these groups rising up, organizing, and doing things the GQP can only dream of.  Meanwhile, Trump is hoarding all of the campaign donations for himself, cheaped out on field offices, and he’s got…Vance, who is about as exciting as a pleasant bowel movement.  

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#21952
2 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Honeymoons are a climax of passion that declines over time.

By “time” you mean 10-15 minutes, right?

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#21953
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

and he’s got…Vance, who is about as exciting as a pleasant bowel movement.  

You might want to see a doc about that.

#21954
33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck y'all, I was voting for Harris, but, this new information is turning me towards Trump.  I'm sure Brisket's with me, because "username".

 

JD Vance: "She wants to take away your gas stoves. She even wants to take away your ability to eat red meat."

 

 

 

They have no money but yet they have enough money to pay Black people to stand behind them for prop use.

#21955
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:
Did Stalin write this?

 


yes yes yes !!!!!!

purge your dwindling party numbers you fucking idiot 😂😂

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#21956
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even before Biden dropped out, plenty of us have seen a huge decrease in the amount of Trump signs, flags, and stickers, including in rural areas, Trumpy suburbs, etc. These people have had 8 years of him whining about Hillary, the Dems, how unfair everything is, the Deep State, Republicans that have betrayed him, Obama, immigrants, etc.

Now you have the Dems behind a candidate who is motivating people at Obama levels, and who has a campaign firing on all cylinders, and you have all of these groups rising up, organizing, and doing things the GQP can only dream of.  Meanwhile, Trump is hoarding all of the campaign donations for himself, cheaped out on field offices, and he’s got…Vance, who is about as exciting as a pleasant bowel movement.  


where are the boats for Trump at ??

 

 

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https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2020-54045115.amp

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#21957
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They have no money but yet they have enough money to pay Black people to stand behind them for prop use.

As I understand it, the pay rate for blacks is variable.  It depends on when you turned black.  The longer your blackness, the lower the pay scale.  Are you familiar with the term "black job"? 

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#21958
Not really. There are better options. 
"He helps in Pennsylvania" doesn't really move the needle enough for me.   
 
 
 
 

If he was Christian and had taken a hardline on anti-Israel protests? Yeah, I think I’d have a bigger issue with him.

For me, worst case scenario with Shapiro: he gets the nod, anti-Israel protests at the convention get much worse than they’d be without him, media can’t stop talking about Chicago ‘68, and Dems get painted with the chaos, lose any of the “normal vs weird” mojo they built.

Best case scenario for me is he takes a stronger line against Israel, and it’s one of those Nixon/China things were his past stances helps with a controversial policy. That’s not just because he’s Jewish, but it doesn’t hurt.
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#21959
Left: Vice President Harris’ completely full rally in Atlanta four days agoRight: Empty seats at Trump’s Atlanta rally in the exact same arena today

 

#21960
31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

By “time” you mean 10-15 minutes, right?

What are you, a porn star? 

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#21963

This fucking piece of shit.

Trump: I’d like to congratulate Vladimir Putin

 

#21964
Georgia Republican Governor Brian Kemp responds to Trump’s attack on his wife Marty Kemp.

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#21965
1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

This fucking piece of shit.

Trump: I’d like to congratulate Vladimir Putin

 


kamala should trade Putin: Trump, his family, and 3 Russian assassins for absolutely nothing. Just the requirement that Putin take his lapdog. 

#21967
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:
Georgia Republican Governor Brian Kemp responds to Trump’s attack on his wife Marty Kemp.

 

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#21968
9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He will always be Putin’s bitch and the sad part is Putin doesn’t even have to blackmail him… Dotard is a natural traitor. 

And I've said this for years: Putin is a piece of shit on many levels, but he is a patriot.  He must have less than zero respect for Donald Trump.  He'll use the useful idiot for as long as there's value there, but I bet he has dreams of killing Trump himself.  And Trump is stupid enough to actually believe that they're friends.

#21969

Does anyone know how much Kemp worked to suppress the vote in GA? I wish he would have put a referendum on abortion like DeSantis did in FL to sabotage Donny, but FL is burning red.

#21970
Tweeting this out for no particular reason today.

 

#21972
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Now maga is bringing up Doug’s first marriage and how he had an affair. That has nothing to do with anything so who gives a fuck?

Also, if you’re mad about that, why aren’t you mad about turnip and his hoe-ing?

They must be unbelievably desperate to throw the hardest turds and hoping they stick. What are are they going to accuse them of orange tanning?

#21973
4 minutes ago, linux said:

Does anyone know how much Kemp worked to suppress the vote in GA? I wish he would have put a referendum on abortion like DeSantis did in FL to sabotage Donny, but FL is burning red.


After the 2018 purged, didn’t  the Trump DoJ tell Georgia to never use that method again ?

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#21974

It’s astonishing how many people are going to vote for this fucking traitor.

#21975

Just more lies to feed red meat to the base.  Mind you, an Algerian woman beating an Italian woman in Paris has nothing to do with America. But when you’ve got a big bag of nothing, this is what you do.  And Vivek thinks they can win on policy.

Trump: This young girl from Italy.. she got hit so hard she did not know what hit her. It's a person who transitioned. He was a good male boxer.

 

#21976
27 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


kamala should trade Putin: Trump, his family, and 3 Russian assassins for absolutely nothing. Just the requirement that Putin take his lapdog. 

Lets make them take Macklemore as well. He'd love it, as he might end up Trumps new side piece. 

9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Tweeting this out for no particular reason today.

 

Thats a younger, less confident Donald Trump but you can just pick up on the beginnings of his now go-to "jacking off two dudes" dance move. 

#21977
12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Now maga is bringing up Doug’s first marriage and how he had an affair. That has nothing to do with anything so who gives a fuck?

Also, if you’re mad about that, why aren’t you mad about turnip and his hoe-ing?

 

8 minutes ago, linux said:

They must be unbelievably desperate to throw the hardest turds and hoping they stick. What are are they going to accuse them of orange tanning?

 

It's just one more example of the level of mind control they have over their horde.  They can literally make people be hypocrites, and they'll do it willingly.

I shudder to think of what they might point this very well-armed mob at someday.

#21978
7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s astonishing how many people are going to vote for this fucking traitor.

I wish I was astonished.  He’s a complete POS and a huge part of this country consists of POS people and very stupid people.  With quite a bit of crossover…

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#21979
7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s astonishing how many people are going to vote for this fucking traitor.

And call themselves patriots while they do it. Because reasons.

#21980
2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Just more lies to feed red meat to the base.  Mind you, an Algerian woman beating an Italian woman in Paris has nothing to do with America. But when you’ve got a big bag of nothing, this is what you do.  And Vivek thinks they can win on policy.

Trump: This young girl from Italy.. she got hit so hard she did not know what hit her. It's a person who transitioned. He was a good male boxer.

 

How did that dumbass rumor start anyway. I saw even JK Rowling was repeating it.

#21981
3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Just more lies to feed red meat to the base.  Mind you, an Algerian woman beating an Italian woman in Paris has nothing to do with America. But when you’ve got a big bag of nothing, this is what you do.  And Vivek thinks they can win on policy.

Trump: This young girl from Italy.. she got hit so hard she did not know what hit her. It's a person who transitioned. He was a good male boxer.

 


 

the crowd sounds riveted. Like when the backup preacher comes in for a month during the summer. 

#21982
5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Just more lies to feed red meat to the base.  Mind you, an Algerian woman beating an Italian woman in Paris has nothing to do with America. But when you’ve got a big bag of nothing, this is what you do.  And Vivek thinks they can win on policy.

Trump: This young girl from Italy.. she got hit so hard she did not know what hit her. It's a person who transitioned. He was a good male boxer.

 

She should sue him and every fuckstain that is lying about her fucking gender. How is that truth just not enough to move the fuck on already! God I hate this fucking shit.

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#21984
If anyone knows this MAGA couple convinced that California allows post-birth killings up to a month after birth, please contact the authorities. They are armed and dangerous with alternative facts. “It’s been awhile”


fucking weirdos 

#21985

So fucking horrible and out of touch  …

Trump has stationed a number of Black people behind the podium in Atlanta to prove he’s not a racist, but not everyone is impressed with the entertainment so far.This racist goes on about the President and VP being like Milli Vanilli, and well… 😴😂

 

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#21986
Georgia’s elections are secure. The winner here in November will reflect the will of the people. History has taught us this type of message doesn’t sell well here in Georgia, sir.

 

#21988
Trump calls the Georgia Secretary of State “disloyal” for not “finding” him 11,780 votes and then attacks his wife

 

#21989
31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s astonishing how many people are going to vote for this fucking traitor.


pieces of shit are attracted to him

They’re piss poor human beings

#21991
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So fucking horrible and out of touch  …

Trump has stationed a number of Black people behind the podium in Atlanta to prove he’s not a racist, but not everyone is impressed with the entertainment so far.This racist goes on about the President and VP being like Milli Vanilli, and well… 😴😂

 

Good comedy doesn't need to be parsed out according to race.  

But if this zoom-in clip is not the Black equivalent of Gob Bluth saying, "I've made a huge mistake"...then political memes are dead to me.  

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#21992

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

#21993
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

They have no money but yet they have enough money to pay Black people to stand behind them for prop use.

They found the 20 Black people across the country willing to vote for that clown. Brothahorn is on the right.

#21994
2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

No way an 80 yr old can hit a wedge 140

#21995
5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

The worst photoshopped picture I've ever seen and that's saying a lot.

#21996

 
the crowd sounds riveted. Like when the backup preacher comes in for a month during the summer. 

So….my wife is working on her sermon series right now for the month she’s covering while our head pastor is on sabbatical….fortunately, folks like her preaching. It probably has something to do with her not rambling and praising Putin and being a racist POS in her sermons.
#21997
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

probably has something to do with her not rambling and praising Putin and being a racist POS in her sermons.

With that attitude she might keep the current flock, but she’s never going to get you that private jet

#21998
 

That clip works on so many levels.

Everybody behind him seems like they’d rather be anywhere else.

It highlights that a well-known Republican woman in the state will not endorse him.

And, of course, the grievance/whining politics.

I know I’ve underestimated his appeal before (and overestimated the public) but damn this is a train wreck campaign.
#21999
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I just signed up for the Steak Eaters For Harris Zoom call.

I'd donate $100 if Kamala came out and said she wanted to pass legislation banning Ted Cruz from eating steaks and cheeseburgers.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Georgia Republican Governor Brian Kemp responds to Trump’s attack on his wife Marty Kemp.

Season 2 Lol GIF by Insecure on HBO

 

28 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Georgia’s elections are secure. The winner here in November will reflect the will of the people. History has taught us this type of message doesn’t sell well here in Georgia, sir.

 

 

24 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Trump calls the Georgia Secretary of State “disloyal” for not “finding” him 11,780 votes and then attacks his wife

 

Kemp and Raffensperger are definitely voting for Harris lol

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