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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#26301

This is a mini poll: how many points was the Elon Trump meeting worth - with people hearing his slurring Doddard ass saying to support Russia because they were World War II allies - and that we should have no problem with rising sea levels because we can buy more oceanfront property?

I say 1-2 percentage points minimum. 

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#26302

 

To anyone who has been able to get into any Spaces, I have some news for you. You might want to sit down for this

 

#26304
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Today I learned that immigrants are coming here from everywhere except Europe.

I learned this from a European immigrant and a guy who's married to a European immigrant.

Today I learned that South Africa is in Europe.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Modern day access of evil, folks.

I think you meant to say "Excess of evil"

 

@TexArcher, just how much have you had to drink this evening?

#26305
This is a mini poll: how many points was the Elon Trump meeting worth - with people hearing his slurring Doddard ass saying to support Russia because they were World War II allies - and that we should have no problem with rising sea levels because we can buy more oceanfront property?
I say 1-2 percentage points minimum. 

The incredibly vast majority of the country has no idea this occurred or what a twitter “space” even is. Tonight itself will have no impact, but it will allow the current narrative of Trump being older and less coherent than 2016 to continue, which is good news for Kamala.
#26306
1 hour ago, Jatrain said:

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Thifty thifty thiff ith thuch a thick thick perthon and he’th probably going to be a thenator 

🤣 🤣🤣 

#26307
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


The incredibly vast majority of the country has no idea this occurred or what a twitter “space” even is. Tonight itself will have no impact, but it will allow the current narrative of Trump being older and less coherent than 2016 to continue, which is good news for Kamala.

….if only there were rallies and debates where this could be talked about….

#26309
28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I think most people on the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf Coasts will have no problem having their properties destroyed by rising sea levels when they have a chance to buy oceanfront property in Arkansas.

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I’m about 40 miles from the pacific coast, and at around 110’ above sea level.  It’ll get real good for me before it gets real bad. 

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#26312

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

Trump praises billionaire Elon Musk for firing workers who were striking for better pay and working conditions

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#26313
2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

Trump praises billionaire Elon Musk for firing workers who were striking for better pay and working conditions

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Did they ever unionize in the southern car plants in Tennessee and Kentucky, or elsewhere I don’t know about?  San Antonio?

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#26315
3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

live look from the 4 remaining employees at Twitter trying to get this up and running

 

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Sir, why do you have a photo of me and my buds playing Doom II over our sweet, sweet, LAN?

#26317
9 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Free rust belt campaign ad just dropped.

 

Trump praises billionaire Elon Musk for firing workers who were striking for better pay and working conditions

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Just keep talking old man. 

#26321
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Okay, let me tell you thomething, folks, we’ve got thome very, very corrupt judges out there, alright? They’re the worst, the abtholute worst, and they’re ruining everything, believe me. They’re making decisions that are totally rigged, very, very nasty stuff. Now, people are talking, they’re saying, “Mr. Trump, what would you do?” And I’ll tell you what I’d do—I’d go on a date with Putin, okay? A thuper classy date, maybe to a beautiful steak dinner, the best steak you’ve ever theen, folks. Nobody knows steak like me, and nobody knows Putin like me, alright? It would be tremendous, totally tremendous.

*thake dinner 

#26322
3 hours ago, The Dog said:
Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line

 

This genuinely had me laughing for about a minute. Elon is the fucking worst.

#26323
6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

DNC should play clips of this dumbfuck and just laugh.  Dead serious.  Fuck decorum.  

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Snyder Kansas State.

Relentlessly. 
 

Trump has been a master of flooding the zone. It’s time to drown him in his own medicine. 

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#26325
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Self Kansas State.

I think you mean wizard but it’s much better as pre Bill Self KSU.  Lol

#26327
1 hour ago, royiv said:

They need to keep this pressure up and try to goad him into a heavy campaign schedule. He’s so old and addled at this point that it will only accelerate the downward slide he’s on.

I'm beginning to think we are still going high when they go low. We quote Trump and ridicule it but not by calling him a slut who sucked dicks to get where he is. 

Maybe the high part is using truth as a weapon. Harris & the Dems are murdering Trump, but they haven't stated anything I would be embarrassed to quote.

Feels good.

#26328
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think you mean wizard but it’s much better as pre Bill Self KSU.  Lol

Fuck me yea Snyder

#26329
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Fuck me yea Snyder

To be fair Bill Self would be a much better _____ _____ than Trump was President.  And I hate Bill Self.  

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#26330
Trump laments the fact that the U.S. doesn’t have bullet trains.“We don’t have anything like that in our country. It doesn’t make sense that we don’t,” he tells MuskIn 2019, his admin canceled $1 billion in funding for CA high speed rail

 

#26332
16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yep. All these dipshits supporting Trump want to be on a winning team. Cut their heart out and show them that their team is pre-Bill Snyder Kansas State.

Their perception of winning is more like being on the Titanic and just plowing ahead recklessly despite icebergs all around. They want to win and own the record for having the biggest fastest hugest most expensive most talked about disaster while Trump complains that more people could have been on the ship if they didn’t have to have all those pesky lifeboats. 

#26334
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Courtesy of a bluesky poster (14 seconds of lispy Don):

If you can't bear to go to twitter but you want to hear Daffy Duck tonight, here's a particularly bad snippet: 

https://xcancel.com/brenonade/status/1823160156743672252

lulz I didn’t watch any clips and just heard him now. As bad as it went tonight, I wouldn't have imagined it to sound this horrible.

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#26336
28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

DNC should play clips of this dumbfuck and just laugh.  Dead serious.  Fuck decorum.  

This would be great. Trump said that anyone who votes for Kamala needs to have their heads checked, so the DNC should have people in white coats giving out free head exams at the door.

#26338
12 minutes ago, immamac said:

So did anyone listen? 

No but I just heard some of it.

It was BAD.

#26339
Trump would be 82 at end of term, which is too old to be chief executive of anything, let alone the United States of America.If DeSantis runs against Biden in 2024, then DeSantis will easily win – he doesn’t even need to campaign.

lol.  Niceeee
 

I gotta give it to Musk, it sure does seem like Kamala doesn’t need to campaign.  

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#26341
1 minute ago, immamac said:

listening now - it's still assassination talk. It's not really crazy, but it's completely unrelated to anything. I'm about 15 minutes in. 

The old dumbass sounds like he’s about a beer in where you’re at now.  In a half hour from there he sounds like he ate a pharmacy. 

#26342
13 minutes ago, immamac said:

So did anyone listen? 

Mostly just a standard Trump rally. Immigrants are pouring out of insane asylums committing crimes.

Biden is the worst President of all time but its also terrible and a real shame what they did to him making him step down.

Kamala is a Marxist communist that will start World War 3.

I'm friends with Putin and it's a good thing to be friends with guys like Kim Jong Un.

Nothing insightful.

#26345
20 minutes ago, immamac said:

listening now - it's still assassination talk. It's not really crazy, but it's completely unrelated to anything. I'm about 15 minutes in. 

He talks about it for another 15 minutes, then starts talking about Israel’s Iron Dome and how another country has a secret Iron Dome we don’t know about, how terrible Kamala is at the border and how stupid she is even though she is beautiful and looks exactly like Melania, and how people who vote for Kamala are whack jobs and need their heads examined, then he laughs with Elon about how they’re gonna fire any workers who try to strike and unionize, and just keeps going on and on about how Russia would have never attacked Ukraine if he was president and he knows Iran really well too and just goes on and on and doesn’t say much of anything we haven’t really heard already. 

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#26346

He’s gonna meltdown even worse, it’s a fucking avalanche.  MOARRRR

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And 1/3? Really? Math is hard…

#26349
28 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I think he believes the Iron Dome is a literal dome made of Iron.


he’s a simpleton, so this is likely 

#26350

Serious question.  I gave it a listen for 5 minutes here and there.  Did they ever actually discuss electric vehicles?

 

 

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