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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#52502
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They aged into their 50s pretty well.

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Aging Matt Damon GIF

 

id knock up julia tonight, if presented with the opportunity 

 

 

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#52503
25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Unrelated tangent, my wife just said something rather profound, and not at all related to the election, but it sort of struck a cord:

"Why is your gender so god damn ignorant?!" 

 

In the unlikely event you couldn't tell, I'd done something I wasn't supposed to.  However, I do think it's applicable here.  

My wife’s version, when she’s particularly torqued off, is:

”Heterosexuality is a curse on woman.”

#52507
22 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


My wife has told me more than once that a lot of men don’t actually like women. They like what women do for them and nothing more.

I do remember back when I was dating, men would tell me shit about how nuts women are. And sure some of them did some crazy stuff, but dating makes all of us nuts.

But I usually answered back "Yeah but you see the crazy shit we do? I would prefer to date them than us."

#52508
Is the outlier Iowa Selzer result due to not weighting by education (the theory being that it has too many college-educated voters in it)? Plausible, but looks more to do with the very large Harris margin among college+ voters than composition. If you plug the margins into from…

I don’t know whether to think that’s plausible or implausible. But let’s say it’s only half as big. Still a good poll for her.

My guess is #3 of these:

Three options here:1. Selzer is right and Harris wins in a massive landslide 2. This poll is just a bad poll (it happens, but it happens to Selzer less than others)3. Harris isn’t really winning IA but the poll is capturing late stage momentum that bodes well for WI,MI,PA https://t.co/NXdjAD2Jjx

 

#52509
Just now, Chopper said:

Interesting

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It's probably more like "Amy Coney Barrett siding with Alito" is the little domino, but it's funnier as "Joe Rogan recommends Tony Hinchcliff to the Trump team"

#52510
32 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hey, Nate.  

Go fuck yourself you fucking incel.

He's not an incel.  he's very active on Grindr.  

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hold on, is Swam somehow associated with polling?

If so, I didn't know that, probably because I didn't care.

Not exactly.  He used to come here during the Obama days, and "unskew" the polls and tell us how McCain/Romney was sure to win. 

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#52512
The Selzer story is not, necessarily, a Harris lead in IowaIt is Harris leading by 20 points among women in a heavily white, Midwestern state.

 

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#52513

Posting hot French girls and you've left out Monique Junet? 

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#52514
1 minute ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

pics?

#52515
28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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What movie is this from and where may I acquire it

#52518
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
Is the outlier Iowa Selzer result due to not weighting by education (the theory being that it has too many college-educated voters in it)? Plausible, but looks more to do with the very large Harris margin among college+ voters than composition. If you plug the margins into from…

I don’t know whether to think that’s plausible or implausible. But let’s say it’s only half as big. Still a good poll for her.

My guess is #3 of these:

Three options here:1. Selzer is right and Harris wins in a massive landslide 2. This poll is just a bad poll (it happens, but it happens to Selzer less than others)3. Harris isn’t really winning IA but the poll is capturing late stage momentum that bodes well for WI,MI,PA https://t.co/NXdjAD2Jjx

 

This is certainly not the first poll to show Harris doing very well with college educated voters. Not sure if GEM’s complaint is the weighting or the margin. But this is a demo Dems have done better and better with. Dems overall won that demo +10 in 2020

#52520
3 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

I think the extended version of my wife’s line is:

If I didn’t like duck, I would have gone to Smith and ditched y’all decades ago. 

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#52523
9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Not exactly.  He used to come here during the Obama days, and "unskew" the polls and tell us how McCain/Romney was sure to win. 

Ah, the good old days when I never spent time reading the cloak room.

#52524
1 minute ago, troph said:

So cute and such an underrated flick. 

Franch… Dressing!

#52525
17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You are now literally posting your own posts too late. Jesus fucking Christ man. 

Election is on Tuesday, dumbass.

#52526
3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Meg is way overthinking stuff.

They've been explicit about owning rights to a woman's body and mind, particularly white women, so I don't know what would surprise you.

unrelated but also related thread

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#52527
39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This thread has taught me that there are a ton of Plaza tv shows and movies which I have never seen.

We need a list 

#52528
19 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

That’s why god made strap-ons and dildos. 

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#52529
22 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

Kamala Harris Waiting GIF by Election 2020

#52530
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

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#52531

 

Susie Wiles just threw ketchup at the wall. https://t.co/8jyVOuAwXB

 

 

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#52532
55 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


My wife has told me more than once that a lot of men don’t actually like women. They like what women do for them and nothing more.

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

#52535
We need a list 

The hacked video of her from the original happening was one of the best out of all of them.
#52537
30 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Posting hot French girls and you've left out Monique Junet? 

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Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. 

#52538
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Trump says he wants to “finish off” Americans who don’t support him: “We're in great shape to finish off these people”

Nothing but handjobs with this fucking guy. 

 

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#52539
3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

not this man.

#52542
Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

They were pleased when trump dumped billions on farmers after his tariffs raw dogged them. 

#52543
Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

My Iowa farmers are basically betting Trump will cut them a check again 

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#52545
Republicans, what you forgot about Faustian bargains with Mephistopheles is that not only he takes your soul, he doesn’t deliver. Donald Trump won one race with 46.1% and you folded on every value you claimed to believe. You deserve this. https://t.co/L55Oa5vFTu

 

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#52548
12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

I'm completely fine it being the Womens time to run this country. 

#52549
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump: “The Black jobs... People with Black jobs”

 

the black jobs !!!!

I cannot believe half of my family is voting for this asshole. It’s so disappointing. 

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