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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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#53402
1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Wildwood Center grew up in the town, we never knew what it was called.

Some said it was a mall. Some said it was a strip. I never gave it much thought.

 

#53403
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Probably half of em are your 4 cousins on multiple sides. Bringez le banjo.

They’re more likely to be in the same place than the Jewish or East Prussian relation would be too. 

#53405
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

Encino is 14 miles away.  That's close for L.A.

Just now, GopherRock said:

 

Little known fact:  a young Glen Campbell toured with The Champs. 

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#53408
🇵🇷 Eyes on Puerto Rico:Tonight Puerto Ricans amassed the second largest political rally this ENTIRE cycle - behind only Harris’ 75k-person Ellipse speech.Over 50,000 Boricuas rallying for the anti-Trump, anti-corruption Alianza movement & @juandalmauPR.Political earthquake.

 

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#53409
3 minutes ago, Fred Garvin said:

My wife (no pics) and I get Chili's takeout about twice a week so this thread hits close to home

Twice a week?

Thanks for not posting pics.

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#53410
3 minutes ago, Fred Garvin said:

My wife (no pics) and I get Chili's takeout about twice a week so this thread hits close to home

Give us a rundown of the menu.

#53411
16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

Encino bruh in John Wayne's old backyard

#53412
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Give us a rundown of the menu.

Not what it used to be, but we like the Santa fe salet

#53413
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Clearly you didn't have the chicken noodle soup

 

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#53415

Whatever the outcome is on Tuesday, I'll be in no shape on Wednesday to drive 45 minutes over to Midland for Chili's.

Is anybody else out here in the wastelands willing to give me a ride?

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#53417
Thank God the Trump campaign agreed to an early debate with Biden.

 

#53418
40 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Party in Cancun, duh.

That one's going to have to be delayed a few weeks so I can recover from a Harris win.  I want to be in top form for both celebrations.

#53420
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

I call bullshit. SoCal has plenty o chilis

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#53422
1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I will always visualize this scene whenever I hear Tequila.

 

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#53423
21 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Coincidentally, I just got this email promoting a new dessert. This would be sublime after 3 margaritas, a Big Smasher and a couple bowls of chips and salsa 

 

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does that pie have chicken pox?

#53425
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

The other brinker restaurants are Maggianos and it’s just wings. 

#53426
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Do Chili's still put chocolate sprinkles on their chocolate shakes? That was the bomb 35 years ago. 

 

 

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#53428
23 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Coincidentally, I just got this email promoting a new dessert. This would be sublime after 3 margaritas, a Big Smasher and a couple bowls of chips and salsa 

 

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I was "this close" to ordering that yesterday, but since I was going for the full nostalgia effect, I defaulted to the chocolate chip cookie skillet that I got all the time back in the day.

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#53431
1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

Choulex, Switzerland. 15 minutes from downtown Geneva. French Alps in the background.

 

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#53433
Just now, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Surly Lawyer Gang...Does that Tweet constitute a contract by any chance?

Promissory estoppel might come into play

#53435
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So…

 

Now they think they are going to win the election because of Squirrel-gate. 

 

Good Christ!

Yeah, I saw something about that. I guess a pet squirrel was killed or something?

#53438
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, I saw something about that. I guess a pet squirrel was killed or something?

Yep, they finally killed that thing in Trump's head.

#53440
As folks analyze this ridiculous campaign to influence national narrative abt the election and establish predicate for Trump to contest when he loses, most important thing to consider: they would only be doing this if they knew he was losing. 2/https://t.co/TRKZQOZMf0

 

#53442
12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The other brinker restaurants are Maggianos and it’s just wings. 

I've never heard of "It's just wings" out here.  Maggianos are few and far-between. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Will yall get mad at me if I go to Wurstfest instead of Chilis?

Yes. 

#53443

Y'all, good news. Didn't realize there was a Chili's anywhere near me, but yet...

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#53444
14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Do Chili's still put chocolate sprinkles on their chocolate shakes? That was the bomb 35 years ago. 

 

 

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#53445
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

wtf is squirrel gate? 

Some social influencer couple in I think New York had a pet squirrel, which is illegal, because you know rabbies and shit.  The Health Department found out from the videos online, got it and euthanized it.  Somehow, because of fucking course, this became political.  

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#53446
This abortion ban is Ted Cruz’s single accomplishment. It’s the one thing he’s gotten done in 12 years.Texas - it doesn’t have to be this way anymore. https://t.co/cYRmZYHzK1

 

#53447
Just now, BamaATL said:

Some social influencer couple in I think New York had a pet squirrel, which is illegal, because you know rabbies and shit.  The Health Department found out from the videos online, got it and euthanized it.  Somehow, because of fucking course, this became political.  

They are so fucking aggy

#53448
47 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Chilis doesn’t have a goddamn clue what’s about to happen to them and I am cackling. 

 

damn, just hit me I have meeting weds am then lunch at taste of texas. say what you want, but I love that salad bar. yall order a queso for me, I'll be sipping champagne 

#53449
4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
As folks analyze this ridiculous campaign to influence national narrative abt the election and establish predicate for Trump to contest when he loses, most important thing to consider: they would only be doing this if they knew he was losing. 2/https://t.co/TRKZQOZMf0

 

I been saying. 2022 all over again 

#53450
10 minutes ago, Woland said:

Choulex, Switzerland. 15 minutes from downtown Geneva. French Alps in the background.

 

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i have friends who live walking distance to there. i should take them up on their offer of living with them for a couple months and going on weekend trips.

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