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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#53951
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Do like we do with recruiting and have 1 thread for official called results and 1 thread for commentary?

Which one can we post food pics from Chili’s in?

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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#53952

LFG 

NEW AD: Tomorrow is our chance to reclaim the American dream and restore the promise of freedom.Let’s rise.

 

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#53954
omfg, Trump is not coming out for his Raleigh, NC rally because there are so many empty seats 😭😭😭

 

#53955
23 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Before you MAGAs do something stupid again, just know that Joe Biden now has immunity thanks to SCOTUS.

 

 

There should be snipers on every rooftop in every major city.

Shoot one or two in every place where they start wanting to play Grand Theft Capitol again. 

The rest of their nuts will shrivel right up and they'll go on back to their trailers.

Bitchasses.

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#53956
1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

This is the thing about cults.  They almost never survive beyond the vitality of their central figure.  Trump looks like a robot who's batteries are running out of juice.  He's not the firebrand he was 8, or even 4 years ago.  He's a tired old man that rambles, goes to bed early, and shits himself.  He's not cut out to lead an insurrection anymore.

No doubt.  And he would be coming off back to back losses.  Nobody likes to back a loser.  As annoying as it was, last time he had won and the rubes had believed he had not lost that election (yet).  

Anyways, I'm finally excited again.  Tomorrow can't get here soon enough.  Let's get this shit going - yes, a chili's reference.  LFG

#53957
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:
omfg, Trump is not coming out for his Raleigh, NC rally because there are so many empty seats 😭😭😭

 


 

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#53958
10 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Not quite Chilli's but I did just achieve my lifelong dream of talking about the McRib with the international media (Reuters in this case) which I have to believe is a good omen. 

Why do you hate us?

#53959
10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Which one can we post food pics from Chili’s in?

It's bad that I'm so excited about posting pic of my receipt here.

#53960

 

NEW: per @NBCNews final poll, share of voters who rate their election interest as at least 9 out of 10, by gender...Year: Men/Women2008: 79%/78%2012: 79%/80%2016: 76%/77%2020: 84%/83%2024: 74%/80%If Harris wins tomorrow, this will be a big reason why.

 

#53961
1 minute ago, quigley said:

Why do you hate us?

As someone who's family has a beloved Head Cheese recipe, I can't slander processed reconstituted pork

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#53962
19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Oh no, it's another (prominent?) republikkkan confused about sexuality and the English language.

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@MissingInAction You got some 'splaining to do about you concubinin' teenage boys and racistly raging against a poor security guard.

Pictured: O'Neill's new mugshot. According to documents, he was arrested for beating up a security guard and calling him the N-word twice while drunk at a hotel bar. He has denied using the slur

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#53963
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:
omfg, Trump is not coming out for his Raleigh, NC rally because there are so many empty seats 😭😭😭

 

Holy shit, how old is this video? If he was scheduled to appear at 10am isn't he legit three hours late now?

#53964
17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I want to leave election day thread to be exclusively for results and after they start rolling in. 

Set it for 5PM central tomorrow because that's when the first votes will start getting released if it happens earlier we will open it accordingly. 

 

Good call boss

#53965
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@MissingInAction You got some 'splaining to do about you concubinin' teenage boys and racistly raging against a poor security guard.

Pictured: O'Neill's new mugshot. According to documents, he was arrested for beating up a security guard and calling him the N-word twice while drunk at a hotel bar. He has denied using the slur

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Pedocon theory is undefeated.

#53966
11 minutes ago, texasdago said:

To be fair, I just want y'all to know that those of you slumming at other Chili's will be looked down upon by those at the mothership...

https://austin.eater.com/2024/4/10/24126715/chilis-at-45th-and-lamar-day-austin-official-proclamation-april-5

As for what to eat, here you go... Surly Approved Chili's Food Items

 

 

Diarrhea will unite us.

#53968

More from the President of High End Whores for Harris:

All together now

 

#53969
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Good call boss

I'll tag you, if you're not paying attention, when Dixville Notch happens, if you want to drop a post in there late tonight. 

#53970
14 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Not quite Chilli's but I did just achieve my lifelong dream of talking about the McRib with the international media (Reuters in this case) which I have to believe is a good omen. 

Well it is Irish after all

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) / "Irish Spring"

#53971

There's a subreddit called /VoteDem that will have a live thread of all the important tweeters/tweets that will be posted here. I'll post it tomorrow.

#53972
14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

LFG 

NEW AD: Tomorrow is our chance to reclaim the American dream and restore the promise of freedom.Let’s rise.

 

James Earl Jones from the grave?

#53974
5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Holy shit, how old is this video? If he was scheduled to appear at 10am isn't he legit three hours late now?

If he starts running behind then it will just compound throughout the day as he'll be late for every rally and people won't wait around for him.  Rallys 3 and 4 today will have fake news and 5 magats

#53975
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t @ChiTownDoc post his bar receipt in 2020?  Good luck topping that one at a chilis. 

Damn, you have a good memory.  Yeah it was a big one.  I just got back from Medellin late last night so I may not be able to match that.  I'm a wounded animal right now.  But those are the most dangerous ones, right?  

#53977
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I think this has more to do with Jan. 6. Olds like democracy.

I think the poll out of Kansas showing over 65-year-old voters with a 15 point preference for Harris - which aligns with what Queen Ann in Iowa found - is the single current statistic I’m most focused on.  

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#53978

Ya know, there are some great things in this thread. Funny. Topical. Non topical. I open it to the first new post. I usually respond to something then I get to the bottom of the page I started on:

 

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Fuck! I was only gone for an hour or so.

It's great and demoralizing at the same time. No way I have time to read through that even if I skip the easy to spot Chili's nonsense (excepting the Washington Crossing the Delaware bit of genius).

Nothing to be done about it. I just wanted to whine for a bit.

Carry on.

#53979
Just now, tx ind said:

If he starts running behind then it will just compound throughout the day as he'll be late for every rally and people won't wait around for him.  Rallys 3 and 4 today will have fake news and 5 magats


Gets even better when they hold the rally at some bumfuck air hangar because he stiffed each cities convention center and attendees end up having to wait 4 hours for a bus ride back to their cars. 

#53980
Just now, Gatorubet said:

I think the poll out of Kansas showing over 65-year-old voters with a 15 point preference for Harris - which aligns with what Queen Ann in Iowa found - is the single current statistic I’m most focused on.  

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Completely agree, especially the women.  They remember what life was like for them back in the day.

#53981
7 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Holy shit, how old is this video? If he was scheduled to appear at 10am isn't he legit three hours late now?

He spoke already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tqv2DnQPJo

Looks like PBS Newshour's youtube channel will be showing all the rallies from pres and VP candidates. 

#53983
1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Ya know, there are some great things in this thread. Funny. Topical. Non topical. I open it to the first new post. I usually respond to something then I get to the bottom of the page I started on: Fuck! I was only gone for an hour or so.

Similar keeps happening to me. I click to get the next page and it takes me back a page or 2. I figured it was my browser. 

#53990
3 minutes ago, G650 said:

So they are saying the female vote will be less?

I don't know. I think it is supposed to be showing they are under-polling women, except in Wisconsin.

But I am not smart enough to figure it out for sure.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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Fuck my life

My parents made me come.

#53991
Just now, Valmy77 said:

I think it is supposed to be showing they are under-polling women

Yes, that's what I'm getting at. I can't see how the female vote is going to be down anywhere.

#53994
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

in fairness there are some people who only need the a handful of photos/selfies for social media and then they want to move on. 

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#53996
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Trump always has the weirdest collection of people behind him when they're trying to appeal to a certain demo.

I'm guessing that weirdos are just the kind of people who are paid to attend a Trump rally.

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#53997
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm guessing that weirdos are just the kind of people who are paid to attend a Trump rally.

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Except Aubrey is talking about the good kind of weirdos.

#53998
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm guessing that weirdos are just the kind of people who are paid to attend a Trump rally.

People that think $100 is worth the time and trouble to be a Trump prop must be a great cohort. 

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#54000
This is magnificent:The Philadelphia DA to MAGA:FAFO!🍿

 

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