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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#54401
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario that I could see him doing that.

 

Pardon Trump? Are y'all mental?

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#54402
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

MTG
 

Four years ago today, November 4, 2020, America woke up to the reality that our election was stolen.Four years later, after Democrats have radically damaged our country and divided our people, we are on the verge of taking it back and the election integrity movement is the most…


who gives a shit what that bleach blonde bad built butch body thinks. 

#54403
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:
A few points to reiterate as you head to the voting booth: 1. Project 2025 is NOT my father’s plan. He has not read it and does not endorse it. 2. My father will NOT sign a national abortion ban. 3. My father greatly supports IVF and wants to make it accessible to anyone who…

 

Go fuck yourself.

#54404

If we never posted another MTG tweet in this thread again, I wouldn't be upset about it. 

#54406
9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

And now for Goblin News:

I strolled by my Gold Guy, asked him how the election could affect the election. His main beef was if it got tied up forever. But basically, if Trump wins, gold will go down. If Kamala wins, there'll be a line of customers out the door the next day and gold will go up. Gold Guy makes his cut either way so don't worry about him.

What a weird thing to ask. Although given Trump's attempts to thwart democracy before, I guess it is a legitimate question. 

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#54407
1 minute ago, RichUT said:

If we never posted another MTG tweet in this thread again, I wouldn't be upset about it. 

Even if she gets syphilis from her trainer, chooses to treat it with a cold compress instead of antibiotics, and then dies the drippiest, cuntiest death ever?  Is that OK?

#54408
Just now, SizzleChest said:

Even if she gets syphilis from her trainer, chooses to treat it with a cold compress instead of antibiotics, and then dies the drippiest, cuntiest death ever?  Is that OK?

The first part of your scenario involves her having sex, which is not something I'm equipped to think about without wanting to vomit. 

So no. 

#54409
[mention=433]SubliminalHorn[/mention]
Must just be a poll of us abnormal gays
 
 

We know one in West Hollywood voting for Trump. A Jew. Mind bottling.
#54410
Just now, RichUT said:

The first part of your scenario involves her having sex, which is not something I'm equipped to think about without wanting to vomit. 

So no. 

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

#54411
when protecting pussies and firing pussies can happen all in one vote #votecauseicant #TanSuitSeason

 

#54412
2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

Dammit you beat me to it

#54413
3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

No, no, she would get it from a tractor seat, not sex.

I'll make an exception for this very specific (and highly likely) scenario. 

Otherwise, let's spare each other.

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#54415
23 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

First, nice humblebrag about your limo driver.  Second, if Trump wins I hope he and his family get deported back to their shithole country and spend the rest of their days thinking about what a bad choice they made.

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

#54416
5 minutes ago, Mittens said:
when protecting pussies and firing pussies can happen all in one vote #votecauseicant #TanSuitSeason

 

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#54417
25 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

I suspect this is why it was denied:

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They also said Krasner’s bid to shut it down under Pennsylvania law was moot because there would be no more Pennsylvania winners before the program ends Tuesday.

That's a good mootness argument.  If the claim was based solely on Pa. law and actions occurring in Pa., and no further actions will occur, then there is no dispute going forward to resolve.  And that deprives the court of jurisdiction to act (courts only resolve actual disputes - and for injunctions, that dispute MUST be about a future harm).

It's a scam.  And anyone who signed the petition may have an independent claim against Musk for fraud or something similar.

Musk is a piece of dick.

#54418
18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

MTG
 

Four years ago today, November 4, 2020, America woke up to the reality that our election was stolen.Four years later, after Democrats have radically damaged our country and divided our people, we are on the verge of taking it back and the election integrity movement is the most…

Cool. So I'm sure she won't be screaming stolen election this time if Trump loses again. Glad we got that out of the way.

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#54419
3 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

Ouch.  That's sad to hear.

#54420

MAGA Twitter is turning on Atlas Intel already.  Doing damage control 20 min before they drop. 

I wonder if they drop some more "realistic" polls to save face - like tied/Harris +1 in the blue wall and tied/Trump +1 in the Sun Belt. 

#54422
6 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

It’s not the humble brag it sounds like. My boss is paying his limo service to drive me to and from cancer treatment in Houston. Stage 4 glioblastoma kinda sucks. 
 

id normally be with you on the wishing Ill on him and his family, but he’s a super nice guy and seems a bit gullible and low information. 

Get better buddy

#54423
27 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

But some poor brown person unwittingly votes illegally once, and it's straight to the pokey.

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#54424
39 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I don't even like Jason Isbell but fuck it, I like Jason Isbell.

Isbell is a guy that doesn't give a fuck who he offends

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:
A few points to reiterate as you head to the voting booth: 1. Project 2025 is NOT my father’s plan. He has not read it and does not endorse it. 2. My father will NOT sign a national abortion ban. 3. My father greatly supports IVF and wants to make it accessible to anyone who…

 

I'm sure she's correct; dotard hasn't read it.   Reading is hard. 

#54425
 

1. Your father doesn't read.
2. Your father thinks you're fat.
3. Still probably would.
#54426

CNN is on site as a ballot counting location in Maricopa.

That place looks like a supermax prison in terms of security.

 

#54427
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

What would even be the point of a pardon? He'd just immediately break any deal they agreed to.

They should offer him asylum instead, since he doesn't seem to understand what that is. 

#54428
Just now, Dutchrudder said:

They should offer him asylum instead, since he doesn't seem to understand what that is. 

and in exchange, you'll chain me to a board with a straitjacket and a face shield? I don't think so....

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#54429

Junior's in fine shape today

Junior is tripping tonight. He says Diddy was only arrested so Harris can blackmail all the celebrities who went to his parties, and that’s the only reason why so many celebrities have endorsed her.

 

#54430
36 minutes ago, Pancho said:
A few points to reiterate as you head to the voting booth: 1. Project 2025 is NOT my father’s plan. He has not read it and does not endorse it. 2. My father will NOT sign a national abortion ban. 3. My father greatly supports IVF and wants to make it accessible to anyone who…

 

has there ever been a more appropriate use of this gif?

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#54431
5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

ABC Nightly News uses Nate Silver 538 as their go to for polls. I hate the news.

I didn't think Nate Silver was associated with 538 any longer? 

#54433
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

I didn't think Nate Silver was associated with 538 any longer? 

He's not.  He's also still the best aggregator/modeler.

#54435
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Junior's in fine shape today

Junior is tripping tonight. He says Diddy was only arrested so Harris can blackmail all the celebrities who went to his parties, and that’s the only reason why so many celebrities have endorsed her.

 

It makes me sick thinking of the possibility of 4 more years of orange man and his pathetic, lying and corrupt family being back in power.  

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#54436
can you imagine?

 

#54438
7 hours ago, quigley said:

Think 49-0.

Requoting because OU sucks.

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

Russians or maga? Why not both

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3 hours ago, quigley said:

and even some people in Oklahoma are angry about the attack on public education.

What exactly is there to attack?

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

And can confirm on OK.  My cousin's wife is a teacher in Tulsa, and she's ready to burn everything down.

She could start with Norman?

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Texas Dems were a unique blend of non-bleeding heart liberalism and non-punative conservatism.

When this place was different there was, I believe from my suburban white boy perspective, a sense that you should be handling your own business and leaving me alone. But, if someone was in real bind, hands would be happily extended. Well, between white people for the most part, I suppose.

We're just a couple of decades from completely transitioning to Anywhere USA NAZI Germany. 

THIS. It's kind of a hard feeling to articulate but this is something I've noticed, and multiple friends have remarked to me independently.

Texas has always been culturally conservative, undeniably so, but the Texas I grew up in was a live and let live place. Even as the religious far right really took hold of the GOP in the Bush years, and the GOP took full control of the state under Obama and started going full Loony Toons... SCOTUS generally kept things in check. There was a tolerable baseline.

Now? The guardrails are gone, the rage and hatred are palpable, and there is no light at the end of the tunnel, because even if Harris or Allred by some miracle win this cycle, the GOP still has an iron grip on the state government and it's likely to be at least a decade before SCOTUS is anything but a Christofascist rubber stamp. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Possible genius or maybe random kid who had an incredible hot streak during one election cycle Chaz Nuttycombe (his real name!) predicts 69% chance of Harris win, with 308EVs



 

Really letting his Nuttycombes hang with a GA 8/10 Democratic win prob.

#54439
56 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hits near to home. About 20 years ago after a happy hour work function in a chilis or a peer restaurant in the north Dallas area around northwest highway, my African-American friend took me to a lovely little place down the road called Dallas gentlemen’s club where to out surprise Alan iverson and crew were a couple tables away with many bottles of Dom and the attention of most of the talent.  It was reported the next morning that he missed shoot around due to illness, but managed to play in the game that night. 

We talkin’ about shoot around? Shoot around?!?

#54440
Just now, gmr548 said:

Really letting his Nuttycombes hang with a GA 8/10 Democratic win prob.

Chaz Nuttycombe is @BamaATL, confirmed 

#54441
46 minutes ago, Pancho said:
A few points to reiterate as you head to the voting booth: 1. Project 2025 is NOT my father’s plan. He has not read it and does not endorse it. 2. My father will NOT sign a national abortion ban. 3. My father greatly supports IVF and wants to make it accessible to anyone who…

 

I'm 100% certain he hasn't fucking read it. He's probably had staff make it into pictures though. 

#54442
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
can you imagine?

 

 

MAGA gonna claim she's obviously trailing bigly and she's desperate for votes or something

#54443
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I suspect this is why it was denied:

That's a good mootness argument.  If the claim was based solely on Pa. law and actions occurring in Pa., and no further actions will occur, then there is no dispute going forward to resolve.  And that deprives the court of jurisdiction to act (courts only resolve actual disputes - and for injunctions, that dispute MUST be about a future harm).

It's a scam.  And anyone who signed the petition may have an independent claim against Musk for fraud or something similar.

Musk is a piece of dick.

Yep. Reading through it, as soon as it was mentioned that there would be no more Pennsylvania “winners,” I knew that jurisdiction was off the table. 
 

I suppose there might be a big enough pool for a class action, maybe (wasn’t my specialty in law school). However, I think anyone brave enough to bring individual fraud claims will simply be steamrolled by Musk’s endless supply of money and law goblins. 

#54444
Just now, Js1 said:

Chaz Nuttycombe is @BamaATL, confirmed 

Haha.

He is an, uh, interesting young man. He definitely knows Virginia inside and out though.

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#54445

I know it's been discussed before, but I truly hope its a landslide and that fat piece of shit dies within the following months. The parties will be fucking epic.

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#54446

Just arrived for my Sister’s birthday on Nov 8, fresh from the ACLU. If she had stayed in government, she would have been on the HOR floor on Jan 6 as parliamentarian.

If you watch west wing, you know. Signed by Richard Schiff.

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#54448
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know it's been discussed before, but I truly hope its a landslide and that fat piece of shit dies within the following months. The parties will be fucking epic.

YGIFS would approve

#54450
15 minutes ago, WBT said:

He's not.  He's also still the best aggregator/modeler.

And he’s had Trump winning this thing the whole way. But don’t let the Chili’s delusion mob know that.

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