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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#56302
1 minute ago, quigley said:

When are White dudes gonna figure shit out?

They've been fucking around. Now they're finding out.

#56303
Just now, Js1 said:

IOWA might be bluer than Florida this year.  Seriously. 

I'm hoping abortion + pissed off Haitians and Baricua push DMP over the top.

I've donated more to her campaign than anyone else.

#56304
3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Today, this 94 year old Korean War veteran (and lifelong Republican) hobbled into the voting booth, crossed party lines and voted for democracy. The very same democracy he fought for 75 years ago. Thank you, Dad! ❤️ You’ve always been my hero!

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#56306
8 minutes ago, immamac said:

None barring an infrastructure failure in Dallas and Chicago. 

Wolfgang had a muledick

Or just shouting YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS YGIFS Y G I F S

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#56307

*chugs another cup of coffee*

 

As in, every ballot that has been tabulated will be tabulated again today and, likely, into the morning

 

#56309
Just now, Js1 said:

*chugs another cup of coffee*

 

As in, every ballot that has been tabulated will be tabulated again today and, likely, into the morning

 

Of course they did. 

#56310
48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Already started 

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THEY'RE EATING THE VOTES

#56311
30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

We should DoorDash Chili's to that line. 

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#56312
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Today, this 94 year old Korean War veteran (and lifelong Republican) hobbled into the voting booth, crossed party lines and voted for democracy. The very same democracy he fought for 75 years ago. Thank you, Dad! ❤️ You’ve always been my hero!
This has been my favorite day on social media ever. It started with a MAGA troll Isabella DeLuca (J6er also) saying if you’re a man who voted for Harris, post a pic, as if we’re weak. Thousands of veterans and confident men posted the baddest photos in response. Huge self-own. 😂 https://t.co/OJKsaGKFSg

 

 

This.  This is the stuff.  We the people need to reclaim patriotism from the fascists who performatively hug the flag while shitting on everything it stands for.

It's our country.  It's our flag.  It's our Constitution.  We won't surrender them.  Not without a fucking hellacious fight.

#56313
Just now, Huckleberry said:

Of course they did. 

Come on, these people are human too and under extreme stress, pressure and scrutiny. 

#56314
3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

I think by definition, when we're dreaming we are not living in the real world. Let the dreamers dream. Hopefully they do not awaken to a nightmare.

#56317
Just now, immamac said:

It is. There's just some people who are very excited. 

I was going to kick my friends out tonight and head up with the wife. Again, she likes their margaritas so we could go back tomorrow.

We need a Surly calendar.

#56318
Just now, Js1 said:

Come on, these people are human too and under extreme stress, pressure and scrutiny. 

No I mean that there was no way everything went smoothly for a quick count. More important to get it right so fully support counting those over.

#56319

 

First polls close at 6PM in Indiana and Kentucky.Things to watch for:- Whether Dems have a chance at winning the Indiana Governor race- How IN rurals swing (may be indicative of midwest)- How Hamilton County, IN swings (highly educated & suburban, may be indicative of burbs)

 

#56320
NEWS: Sources tell me that the Philadelphia vote total will surpass 2020 totals. Some precincts are as high as 150% of 2020 totals, sources say.

 

#56323
18 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

People betting on the outcome they hope for?

A friend who does not like Kamala but does not like Trump commented on Vegas betting on a Trump win and they're usually right.  I said, "yeah and Vegas said Texas would smoke Georgia"

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#56324
32 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

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This is how we win.

It would have been hilarious if she voted for Jill Stein.

#56326
Just now, texasdago said:

A friend who does not like Kamala but does not like Trump commented on Vegas betting on a Trump win and they're usually right.  I said, "yeah and Vegas said Texas would smoke Georgia"

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Too soon.

#56327
8 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Florida is a red state. Just like Ohio, just like Texas. Anyone dreaming of a flip of any of those three is not living in the real world. 

If the Oracle of Des Moines (Ann Selzer) is right. Ohio may be close.

Florida has abortion on the ballot, a post-birth abortion on the ballot (Rick Scott), and bunch of pissed off Haitians and Baricua.

Texas sucks, but maybe you can let Cruz spend more time in Cancun by electing Allred.

#56329

I usually watch CNN on these nights but they had some trumpfuck on the panel lying his ass off during the debates and I assume he’ll be there tonight. I’ll probably just go with MSNBC, I don’t care much about bias anymore, give me an echo chamber that’s at least tethered in reality.

#56330
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

What happens if Kentucky goes blue. Lmao 

We get 90s era Ashley Judd back?

#56331
BREAKING: Milwaukee is going to recount every absentee ballot that had been counted because of this issue. They had already tabulated 30,000 ballots. The count will go very late https://t.co/fqEzmHHnRt

 

#56332
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I usually watch CNN on these nights but they had some trumpfuck on the panel lying his ass off during the debates and I assume he’ll be there tonight. I’ll probably just go with MSNBC, I don’t care much about bias anymore, give me an echo chamber that’s at least tethered in reality.


Scott Jennings. He’s a cunt. 

#56334
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What happens if Kentucky goes blue. Lmao 

Isn't KY something like R+20-25? If that happens I think PR and DC get statehood and we might get a 15-person SCOTUS, assuming Dems have grown a set.

#56335
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I usually watch CNN on these nights but they had some trumpfuck on the panel lying his ass off during the debates and I assume he’ll be there tonight. I’ll probably just go with MSNBC, I don’t care much about bias anymore, give me an echo chamber that’s at least tethered in reality.

I'm going to watch (MS)NBC because of Kornaki.  Dude knows his shit.

#56336
We need an update on the mood at Chilis what are the bartenders and patrons thinking. We must have the surly chilis exit polls going. 

Honestly? Its dead. And I actually just ate chilis for internet points, so Im kinda disgusted with myself.
#56337

Took a peek over at Texags Politics... those people are in a different reality. I understand social media bubbles, but it continues to amaze me the vast difference in sources that some people swear are true and accurate.

I'm remaining cautiously optimistic about turnout so far.

#56338
1 minute ago, The Dog said:
BREAKING: Milwaukee is going to recount every absentee ballot that had been counted because of this issue. They had already tabulated 30,000 ballots. The count will go very late https://t.co/fqEzmHHnRt

 

wtf does this even mean

#56339
32 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Are you at Lamar? Come sit with me. Men's bathroom.  3rd stall from the right.  I'll be tapping my foot.

Uh, for @Underdog's sake, lets hope that @BearSchlong's username doesn't check out.

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#56340
15 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I thought tomorrow was chilis. Fuck, I invited a few friends over and have a stew going.

Today is stress night at Chili's.  Tomorrow is celebration at Chili's.

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#56341

Did CNN say their exits show 17% of republicans are voting for Harris?

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#56342
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

First polls close at 6PM in Indiana and Kentucky.Things to watch for:- Whether Dems have a chance at winning the Indiana Governor race- How IN rurals swing (may be indicative of midwest)- How Hamilton County, IN swings (highly educated & suburban, may be indicative of burbs)

 

Lemme help Ethan. Dem isn't winning IN governor's race.

#56343

We knew pretty early on in 2016 things weren't going well. Like I remember by 8pm going oh fuck he is gonna win. 

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#56345

Popping in from Philly. 

Turnout is off the charts - pissing off women and Latinos is a fuck around and find out thing  

I’ll try to post later but tonight is wild. 

#56346

We knew pretty early on in 2016 things weren't going well. Like I remember by 8pm going oh fuck he is gonna win. 

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#56347
Philly’s Republican City Commissioner 👇 https://t.co/LzqziZ7lSK

 

#56348
Just now, Js1 said:

Did CNN say their exits show 17% of republicans are voting for Harris?

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If that's even half true would seem like this is all over but the counting.  

#56349
1 minute ago, softlynow said:

Isn't KY something like R+20-25? If that happens I think PR and DC get statehood and we might get a 15-person SCOTUS, assuming Dems have grown a set.

Ah, that takes me back...four years ago.

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