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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

@BrisketexanTL:DR- These fuckers are stuck in the southern plantation mentality. And it sucks and we are fucked.

 

Southern plantations knew how to grow stuff.

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He doesn’t understand the concept of wives not being honest to their benefactor. 

Hell, he doesn't even understand cause and effect

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Just now, Mo Horn said:

I'd take that bet. She's just as bad as he is and I'm sure feels the same about Kamala as he does. 

Just as bad, yes, but she hates him more then she hates Kamala. Ultimately, I think she just wants to be left the hell alone at this point. She wants no part of 1st lady duties or the white house.  Hell, I think him in prison is her best case scenario.

6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

This is the Julia Roberts ad that's making Don's head explode. Love the simplicity. 

 

There's a shocking lack of Lea Seydoux in this thread. Blue Is The Warmest Color if you've never seen it, get on it. 

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I can’t wait for the Selzer poll so we can freak out about something new today 

3 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

-- That's because's he's Houston Oil & Gas MAGA bro and I'm not. Says his vote for Trump is all about O&G for America. BS. This makes me very sad.

 

You ever ask him how Trump is going to cut gas prices and energy prices in half?  And how that is good for American o&g?

16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

This just in... Double divorcee and serial adulterer doesn't understand the concept of marital dishonesty.

If there were a way to verify, I'd bet a mortgage payment that Melania votes for Harris.  She'll probably tell him though.

No she won’t. She’s a piece of shit too.

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You ever ask him how Trump is going to cut gas prices and energy prices in half?  And how that is good for American o&g?

Not sure about ND or Cali or the various other areas, but the crude in Texas is expensive to get out of the ground and to refine. It doesn’t take much of a drop to shut down the whole industry here. Anyone who has been alive in the past half century should understand this. Yet here we are

 

edit other than refining, obviously 

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1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Green Party voters are highly online and that would have high visibility among her voters, and would certainly move a chunk of them. Many, probably the majority, would ignore it and say she sold out. It would still net Harris votes though.

I dunno. I know one Stein voter and he's an impossibly smug individual addicted to counter-productive quests for perfection.

I keep him around because he's spent money on stuff I sell./GoblinLife

Old man gooner thread starting early today

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

What’s the French word for bunk? Cause that’s where I’ll be.

Le lit or la couche.

18 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Neither of those pics show "before the work", just different stages.

OK, well then she looked better with less work than she did with more. The more work they get done, the worse they typically look. It's so sad.

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Not sure about ND or Cali or the various other areas, but the crude in Texas is expensive to get out of the ground and to refine. It doesn’t take much of a drop to shut down the whole industry here. Anyone who has been alive in the past half century should understand this. Yet here we are

 

edit other than refining, obviously 

Exactly. Hence the boom and bust nature of the industry in Texas. 

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23 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Maybe I missed it, but I'm surprised nobody has posted Melanie Laurent yet:

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Holey Moley! 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I can’t wait for the Selzer poll so we can freak out about something new today 

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9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

an impossibly smug individual addicted to counter-productive quests for perfection

New motto for myself?

6 minutes ago, wood said:

OK, well then she looked better with less work than she did with more. The more work they get done, the worse they typically look. It's so sad.

In her case, I disagree.  She was a goblin before. 

14 hours ago, F250 said:

Oh okay.

I was married to a full Irish woman for over twenty years so I am fully prepared to explain the Irish-American experience to my kids. Lulz no, I don't understand it but I just teach my kids to be proud and embrace their heritage that I don't really understand.

 

So ...

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Ever been blackout drunk tho?

 

Well the boy voted on Wednesday...  just heard about it today.  He said the line was 30mins long.  He voted on campus, all college kids in his line...  Doesn't matter cause' Floriduh

13 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah that happened in late August, but I hadn't seen it 'til now. Like I said before, the IAFF leadership are pussies, but we in the membership know wtf is up. So got damn proud of my IAFF sisters and brothers ... from Boston.

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Oldie but a goodie... from 8 months ago

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They have crazy people in France too.

It's all the ennui, drives them nuts!

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

LOL that's his best smile? He looks like someone just kicked him in the nuts.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah ennui is their ouvre. 

 

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13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I'm starting to come around to realizing this dude may be the only sane person in this whole field. 

 

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4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

in the 25 yrs I’ve known bozo, he’s never once wavered on this insight.  and as someone who grew up in solidly blue, union heavy, labor Democrat stronghold, i bear witness to that constituency being left behind over the last few decades by the current iteration of the Democratic Party.   fucking hell, i never dreamed of the day that Jefferson county would turn red for myriad reasons, yet here we are.  

all because the historical party advocates and protectors of labor simply walked away.  

so yeah…bozo was prophetically spot on then as well as now. 

They never walked away on issues important to them - like protecting unions, making sure the richest among us get fairly taxed, protecting your rights when you’re injured due to the negligence of others or big Pharma, protecting your right to medical care as much as possible under whatever system was going on. 

What the Democrats did NOT do is preserve the world that those people loved:  the Democrats did not preserve the soft racism and misogyny and homophobic tendencies of America collar white workers.  The Republicans pandered to them with Willie Horton, the flag-burning “crisis”, and then the Muslim crisis with Sharia law going to take over bum-fuck Alabama, and then the gay marriage crisis… and now they are going to steal your children and change their sexual orientation crisis.

The problem is not that the Democrats did not protect things that were the most important to those people - the problem is the Republicans told those people that how you live your life and the protections you had were no longer important because someone, somewhere, might burn a flag…. Or some trans person might be in the bathroom stall next to you.  Or they are attacking Jesus and Christianity when they say happy holidays. Or Michelle Obama wants your fat kids to eat more vegetables, which is obviously a demonic attempt to control your children.   

The problem is that those uneducated people listened to fucking Rush Limbaugh on Fox News for 30 years. None of that was on the Democrats and I think the percentage of blame in a comparative fault ‘why that happened’ is less on Democrats than you think.

Democrats lost those people in the culture wars, not because they weren’t focused on the main issues that in a more educated populous would have them thanking the Democrats.   I used to blame the Democrats for their messaging, which was a valid criticism, but now I realize we have a country of uneducated idiots so completely incapable of understanding how those issues affect them that we have to hope that half of us can prevent the other from blowing up the country.  

The Republicans built an alternate universe through their unceasing, false media efforts these last three decades.    That was also not the Democrats fault.  What Democrats failed to realize, and this is on them, is that there would come a time when actual facts and truth were completely irrelevant in the political system.

And here we are

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ivanka-Trump

daddy trump was banging picture perfect 14 yo’s by the private jet load and she was being held to that standard 

poor girl had no choice but to go plastic, early and often to stay in her father’s favor 

there’s no way in hell that trump is left alone with any of the granddaughters 

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

They never walked away on issues important to them - like protecting unions, making sure the richest among us get fairly taxed, protecting your rights when you’re injured due to the negligence of others or big Pharma, protecting your right to medical care as much as possible under whatever system was going on. 

What the Democrats did NOT do is preserve the world that those people loved:  the Democrats did not preserve the soft racism and misogyny and homophobic tendencies of America collar white workers.  The Republicans pandered to them with Willie Horton, the flag-burning “crisis”, and then the Muslim crisis with Sharia law going to take over bum-fuck Alabama, and then the gay marriage crisis… and now they are going to steal your children and change their sexual orientation crisis.

The problem is not that the Democrats did not protect things that were the most important to those people - the problem is the Republicans told those people that how you live your life and the protections you had were no longer important because someone, somewhere, might burn a flag…. Or some trans person might be in the bathroom stall next to you.  Or they are attacking Jesus and Christianity when they say happy holidays. Or Michelle Obama wants your fat kids to eat more vegetables, which is obviously a demonic attempt to control your children.   

The problem is that those uneducated people listened to fucking Rush Limbaugh on Fox News for 30 years. None of that was on the Democrats and I think the percentage of blame in a comparative fault ‘why that happened’ is less on Democrats than you think.

Democrats lost those people in the culture wars, not because they weren’t focused on the main issues that in a more educated populous would have them thanking the Democrats.   I used to blame the Democrats for their messaging, which was a valid criticism, but now I realize we have a country of uneducated idiots so completely incapable of understanding how those issues affect them that we have to hope that half of us can prevent the other from blowing up the country.  

The Republicans built an alternate universe through their unceasing, false media efforts these last three decades.    That was also not the Democrats fault.  What Democrats failed to realize, and this is on them, is that there would come a time when actual facts and truth were completely irrelevant in the political system.

And here we are

White people have no agency. Democrats forced them to become racist assholes who vote against their self interest.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


For the women, it’s the attitude and the accent. French women are all-timers.

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Bardot feels left out

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Statesman-like and poignant take here: Deep Throat Donny.

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Paging @Thujone. We need a gif of this, brother.

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Wait.  I might not be doing this right.

30 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Damn Lichtman talking shit lol

15 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I used to blame the Democrats for their messaging, which was a valid criticism, but now I realize we have a country of uneducated idiots so completely incapable of understanding how those issues affect them that we have to hope that half of us can prevent the other from blowing up the country.  

The Republicans built an alternate universe through their unceasing, false media efforts these last three decades.    That was also not the Democrats fault.  What Democrats failed to realize, and this is on them, is that there would come a time when actual facts and truth were completely irrelevant in the political system.

And here we are

This is the best summary I’ve seen in a while. 

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

Damn Lichtman talking shit lol

It's been fraught for him these past three cycles. Trump 2016, Covid 2020, Biden 2024 have been the epitome of "throw out the recordbooks" races

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54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the fucking hero we need ….

 

Left Foxworthy.

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all this needed to be discussed and pointed out 6 fucking months ago

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

daddy trump was banging picture perfect 14 yo’s by the private jet load and she was being held to that standard 

poor girl had no choice but to go plastic, early and often to stay in her father’s favor 

there’s no way in hell that trump is left alone with any of the granddaughters 

She’s basically disappeared, right?  Did she even speak at the convention?  She tried to ride the fence and is going to be left out in the cold by society and her family.  Daddy can’t be thrilled that she isn’t fighting the good fight on the women voter front.   They have that sweet sweet Saudi money though. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

all this needed to be discussed and pointed out 6 fucking months ago

No one wants to work these days!

1 minute ago, locodos said:

No one wants to work these days!

 

except illegals !!!!

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is the best summary I’ve seen in a while. 

lol no.

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

all this needed to be discussed and pointed out 6 fucking months ago

Well to be fair after all the immigrants get deported someone is going to have to pick the lettuce and do the roofing and subcontracting jobs

6 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

They have that sweet sweet Saudi money though. 

That was her and kushner’s plan the whole time. My guess is we’ll never hear from them again. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was her and kushner’s plan the whole time. My guess is we’ll never hear from them again. 

You think they'll be invited to the Saudi Embassy in Turkey?

28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Bardot feels left out

 

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7 minutes ago, F250 said:

lol no.

 

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

all this needed to be discussed and pointed out 6 fucking months ago

Well, from what I've heard on TV there's a huge swath of our country that just woke up to the fact that there's an election on Tuesday.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was her and kushner’s plan the whole time. My guess is we’ll never hear from them again. 

I don’t know all of the criminal statutes of limitation, but I guess there is an off chance that a new more aggressive AG will find some Saudi shenanigans.  I can’t imagine they would be that difficult to find if you looked.

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know all of the criminal statutes of limitation, but I guess there is an off chance that a new more aggressive AG will find some Saudi shenanigans.  I can’t imagine they would be that difficult to find if you looked.

 

trump gave them all pardons 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know all of the criminal statutes of limitation, but I guess there is an off chance that a new more aggressive AG will find some Saudi shenanigans.  I can’t imagine they would be that difficult to find if you looked.

I'd also imagine, that given boy wonder's business acumen track record he will be back in the news, albeit for record level bankruptcy.  

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I’m not sure what will happen Tuesday. Obviously I want Harris to win and I’m cautiously optimistic that she will. Regardless though, her campaign has been run about as good as she could possibly hope.

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