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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

 

I can't decide what's a more on-brand behavior of progressive Democrats towards people who are culturally middle and working class: assuming we don't trust them anymore because we need a political history lesson about the civil rights era or accusing us of bad faith, rooted in either hidden agendas or personal confusion/ignorance. 

Speaking on. behalf of every American who has ever had the rent for a shirt with their name embroidered on it deducted from their wages, you seem to have missed the point. 

I appreciate your wordy approach to identity politics. 

With love,

from someone who's worked for less than minimum wage and been forced to share my tips, someone who's worked one job for free while doing a second that was career-oriented, and someone who's thankful for going to college before republicans took an axe to funding for state colleges and universities. 

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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Love her. Great reason to watch Lupin. But let’s not forget her French Algerian co-star, Shirine Boutella:

ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.

melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.

but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.

as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

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28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'd love to be there when Little Johnny tells his parents why he needs a new phone.....

Somehow this will end up in a lawsuit. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

when i was in that situation in the past, it was 100% not gay 

Congrats on hitting Susan Boyle. 

Love that Dotard is wasting his time with a rally in Virginia the weekend before election day. He's not winning that state. 

12 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

The only thing that makes that clip better is Kelce throwing a few Benjamins on the ground for the kids next phone.

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7 minutes ago, sidis said:

as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "the blunderer" which is a notables comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

mon ami, tu pense a Three's Company. Seinfeld etait du rien.

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I appreciate your wordy approach to identity politics. 

With love,

from someone who's worked for less than minimum wage and been forced to share my tips, someone who's worked one job for free while doing a second that was career-oriented, and someone who's thankful for going to college before republicans took an axe to funding for state colleges and universities. 

And look at you now!

Just now, Pancho said:

 

At first I was like damn. Then I saw Rasmussen and I was like alright alright

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

That's because you're a libtard.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

your first post on this subject where you interchanged the use of "signed" and "implemented" is the giveaway that

Oh and by the way- they are not “interchanged.” Using them both is a “giveaway” that I know what the fuck I’m talking about and referring to a crucial distinction, ie the laws that were passed and the way that programs were deployed and managed. 
Way to defend the party, though. You should go on a speaking tour.

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Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil 

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2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

I can’t wait for the lawsuit.  Good luck with a jury anywhere in PA.

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Amazing restraint from Kelce there.

Punk ass bitch kid is lucky he isn’t suffering head trauma from a Kelce fucking sock to the face. 
 

Slams his fucking phone, and keeps it. Fucking boss. Hopefully the footage was just being shot on the phone and not on social media (or saving to the cloud) so the bitch kid doesn’t get views. 

Kielce was right not to jeopardize his multi million dollar deal over some kid. 
Toxic fragility masquerading as bro masculinity. It’s a Maga thing.

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23 minutes ago, wood said:

Now, about Trump blowing his mic stand last night, here's the 3 minutes leading up to it. My kid showed it to me and I figured I'd gain some kind of context. Nope. It's just 3 minutes of him repetitively ranting like a child about the height of the stand, or something, calling the crew stupid over and over, and then he does his thing. It does provide some context about the crowd's response though.

Seems to me like they're laughing at him, not with him.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/02/politics/video/trump-microphone-rally-technical-difficulties-milwaukee-digvid

"Sir, we're in Wisconsin. It's a state as have to win. These are mostly white, socially conservative working class people who believe in family values. Please stay on topic today"

"Sure thing, I'll just go up there and pretend the mic stand is a big cock and suck it"

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Congrats on hitting Susan Boyle. 

I'm ashamed I got that reference.

30 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Dad, I need a new phone."

"Son, you went up to a known celebrity who played a violent sport and is 6'3"/275 and called his also celebrity brother a f****t?  You're lucky all he broke was your phone."

That might be what the kid's grandad would say. I suspect his dad would give him anything he wants, after going out to the truck in his Oakleys to make a video about it.

6 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil 

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For once, an incredibly accurate headline on Fox News.

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the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

 

And that guy still doesn’t understand does he

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How much of that was worrying about the effect on the election versus being opposed to the actual strike?

Same same.

 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Can we stop the traditional rite of Democrat self-flagellation for a few days?

Yeah Clinton fucked up the party and they became a right wing party, we know this. But the tide has turned, we are getting this shitshow back on the road. But never forget it is the common people who make this country work. We must be uncompromising in pursuing their interests, and that includes minority groups of all stripes.

Everything else comes second.

Nah,  all these former repubs talking demo shit is funny as hell.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

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I know we feel the same way in here, but why is this so difficult for so many?

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Choose your fighter! Behold, the talented and beautiful Emma Stone 

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I personally am a fan of furious jumping.

34 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 

Eskimo brother with a president…???…

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6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Paul knows shit.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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I know we feel the same way in here, but why is this so difficult for so many?

When you hear it said out loud it's actually funny. Like "I don't want Jared from Subway as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. Here's why. For starters, he said his goal is to go 0-12 every year. I don't think this would be a good thing. Also....."

the guy who purchased The Onion

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m not sure what will happen Tuesday. Obviously I want Harris to win and I’m cautiously optimistic that she will. Regardless though, her campaign has been run about as good as she could possibly hope.

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

16 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Nah,  all these former repubs talking demo shit is funny as hell.

I had no idea. Explains a lot. Anyway, end of.

Courage, honor, integrity and intelligence: 

I teach at Texas. Ya feel me? We got work to do

6 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

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Back in the day I'd watch French news almost daily for my Melissa here and didn't understand a single thing

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

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Just now, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

Good on her for saving that dude from Auschwitz.

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

Ozempic worked wonders for that kid from Mighty Ducks

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

Baby arm?

Pull your shit together mofos!  When the rain washes you clean you’ll know 

 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For once, an incredibly accurate headline on Fox News.

Pos rep, and thank you for not expanding on whatever the fuck you’ve been talking about the last three pages.

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3 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

Okay. So you say they are "stupid" but not racist.  Then how about enablers of racist mass deportation.  Is that better?

 

Look, it is obvious if one is either a racist or xenophobic, then they are voting R.  But not all of them are.  Sure the Trump train is predicated on xenophobia and they are fundamentally un-American.   But some of their supporters are just fundamentally stupid and/or uninformed which is a product of their social group and our stupid system which allowed unrestricted propaganda and lies to disguise itself as NEWS for decades.   

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

Rich frat boys of the Republican Party logic: democrats support gays > Taylor swift endorsed Harris > Kelce didn’t beat her > Kelce is gay. 

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

I feel like I need some Pepto Bismal after looking at that photo.

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

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Yo Iowa, you got that good shit?

21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

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