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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

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4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

South Austin's mom promised she would never tell.  

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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

 

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

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15 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Do I have to do all the work here?  She also turned 51 this year.

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ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.
melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.
but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.
as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

You are quite correct - my happy, happy error.
Vive la difference.
21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

 

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12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

So about that time, I was engaged to a girl named Monica. You can imagine the jokes.

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

fwiw good thing they're going to lose

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8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Do I have to do all the work here?  She also turned 51 this year.

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57 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

She’s done great. If this goes the wrong way it will be because we don’t deserve better.

 

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

 

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Not Selzer so don’t care 

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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There is no wrong answer here.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

There’s ones without tots?

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another angle of Kelce 

 

Props for strolling down the street with 12-pack box of brews.  Pro move.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

There’s ones without tots?

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Courage, honor, integrity and intelligence: 

I teach at Texas. Ya feel me? We got work to do

Yes. Yes, we do.

I’m in.

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23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

fwiw good thing they're going to lose

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Meg is way overthinking stuff.

IQ loss eh. Wonder how much fluoride old Robbie been drinking

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

Just now, G650 said:

IQ loss eh. Wonder how much fluoride old Robbie been drinking

Hmmm. When did we start getting dumber as a nation, and when did we start fluoridating our water?

Brisket, that tot dish needs some Tabasco sprinkled on top or maybe mix in some Tony Cachere's.  

I feel like this is an over looked part of the election. Hundreds of thousands of people voted for Haley after she dropped out. Some of those will come home for Trump but not all. As we have seen, 20-30k votes can swing a state one way or the other.

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He was hit by a train in '90

But he’s chad briscoe now

Barely paying attention to football today, while checking my watch waiting for a freaking Iowa poll to come out. The version of me 20 years ago would never have believed that.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

So what will they do about the water in the panhandle and other areas of the country that has naturally occurring fluoride in it?  Fluoride's blocking of cavities in teeth was observed after dentists in areas with high naturally occurring fluoride noticed that their patients had far fewer cavities.  Too much fluoride weakens teeth and bones, but small amounts strengthen them.  Are they also planning to remove it from toothpaste or mouthwash?  

Note: I personally do not advocate for water systems to add fluoride to drinking water, but only because the equipment is expensive and the fluorosilicic acid that is added is dangerous to work with and eats equipment up.  It doesn't have the benefits to outweigh the costs.  In my opinion.

6 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

We should just go ahead and put lead back into gasoline.

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

Fun story. My grandfather (a classic conservative republican) was a dentist and the mayor of a mid size city in Texas in the 70s. During his stint as mayor, he pushed through a policy to add fluoride to the city water. I remember him telling me that the local yokels were convinced he was poisoning the city. Over 50 years later, that same city will overwhelmingly vote to go back in time. Incredible 

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

This fucking guy is so stupid. Trump is going to dump his ass the moment he is inconvenient to him.

 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We should just go ahead and put lead back into gasoline.

And water pipes and paint. 

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Dental lobby is stronger than I thought

Borderline anti-dentite.

This guy gets in we are all getting Jammed.

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

I’m sure he has loads of RCTs to back these claims up 

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

I'll have to test that out myself.....

Got dibs. I saw what she does to that chair at her shows, from about 30 feet away, and she can do the same on my face. Respectfully of course.  My wife would high five me.

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