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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#52201

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

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#52202
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

#52203
3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

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#52204
4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

South Austin's mom promised she would never tell.  

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#52205
3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Um, I love everything about Monica Lewinsky. She's smart and I think she's hot. 

 

 

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

#52206
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Additionally,  she has handled everything she went through with as much grace as humanly possible. 

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

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#52208
15 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

Do I have to do all the work here?  She also turned 51 this year.

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#52209
ooof, i guess all french people just "look the same" to you, katkid brisket.
melanie is not in lupin...you are thinking of another french blond ludvine sagnier.
but i am glad you brought that up because it is an excellent psa opportunity. ludvine in the 2003 movie "swimming pool" is absolutely worth a watch for any that have not already. not quite the d'addario episode of true detective but pretty damned close.
as a sidenote, your gaffe of mistaken identity makes me recall the molière play "l'ètourdi ou les contretemps" ("the blunderer")...a notable comedy in which mistaken identities and misunderstandings lead to hilarity. some might call it a precursor to the type of humor most enjoy in the american sitcom seinfeld.

You are quite correct - my happy, happy error.
Vive la difference.
#52210
21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Come at me bro, Monica is getting a bit older, but she's still a good looking lady and cool in my book.  

I promise you this, your most embarrassing sexual moment, whatever that may have been, was probably was way worse than hers, it just wasn't out on the national stage.  

 

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#52211
12 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Yeah, I'm just tired of the jokes about her.  It's been 30 years.  I can't even begin to imagine having something like that following someone around for that long.  

So about that time, I was engaged to a girl named Monica. You can imagine the jokes.

#52212

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

#52216
57 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

She’s done great. If this goes the wrong way it will be because we don’t deserve better.

 

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#52218
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Not entirely sure how screwing Taylor Swift makes you gay, but ok.

 

#52219
8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Not Selzer so don’t care 

#52224
14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, I went through the family hot dish cookbook, and found the winner for Tuesday night. In honor of Coach Walz, I’ll be bringing this over to @Ghost of LL ‘s casa to watch election returns.

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Cuz you gotta go with one that uses tots.

There’s ones without tots?

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#52225

Elon is a fucking idiot

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t… https://t.co/BBYQ2O0KYJ

 

#52226
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Another angle of Kelce 

Here is another angle of what happened

 

Props for strolling down the street with 12-pack box of brews.  Pro move.

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#52229
This truck driver tells it like it is: Trump doesn't give a sh*t about working people.

 

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#52231

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

#52233
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

At her peak, she might have been the hottest woman on the f'n planet. I googled her to see how she's holding up, and stumbled onto this picture of her with her husband. I'm really not sure how to process this information. 

French actor Jamel Debbouze and wife Melissa Theuriau enjoy a day in the  sun wearing bathing suits at their exclusive Miami Beach hotel pool. The  couple had lunch and were very intimate

 

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

#52234
Just now, G650 said:

IQ loss eh. Wonder how much fluoride old Robbie been drinking

Hmmm. When did we start getting dumber as a nation, and when did we start fluoridating our water?

#52235

Brisket, that tot dish needs some Tabasco sprinkled on top or maybe mix in some Tony Cachere's.  

#52236
158,000 Republican Primary voters in Pennsylvania voted against Donald Trump…MONTHS after Nikki Haley Dropped out.To add to that, Democrats now have a 400,000 early voting firewall advantage.

I feel like this is an over looked part of the election. Hundreds of thousands of people voted for Haley after she dropped out. Some of those will come home for Trump but not all. As we have seen, 20-30k votes can swing a state one way or the other.

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#52238
30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

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This is DreamWorks releasing Antz six weeks before Pixar drops A Bugs Life. https://t.co/knUoKwiH8m

 

#52239

Barely paying attention to football today, while checking my watch waiting for a freaking Iowa poll to come out. The version of me 20 years ago would never have believed that.

#52240
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

So what will they do about the water in the panhandle and other areas of the country that has naturally occurring fluoride in it?  Fluoride's blocking of cavities in teeth was observed after dentists in areas with high naturally occurring fluoride noticed that their patients had far fewer cavities.  Too much fluoride weakens teeth and bones, but small amounts strengthen them.  Are they also planning to remove it from toothpaste or mouthwash?  

Note: I personally do not advocate for water systems to add fluoride to drinking water, but only because the equipment is expensive and the fluorosilicic acid that is added is dangerous to work with and eats equipment up.  It doesn't have the benefits to outweigh the costs.  In my opinion.

#52241
6 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

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#52242
11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

We should just go ahead and put lead back into gasoline.

#52243
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

Fun story. My grandfather (a classic conservative republican) was a dentist and the mayor of a mid size city in Texas in the 70s. During his stint as mayor, he pushed through a policy to add fluoride to the city water. I remember him telling me that the local yokels were convinced he was poisoning the city. Over 50 years later, that same city will overwhelmingly vote to go back in time. Incredible 

#52244
15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

This fucking guy is so stupid. Trump is going to dump his ass the moment he is inconvenient to him.

 

#52246
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

Dental lobby is stronger than I thought

#52249
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…

 

I’m sure he has loads of RCTs to back these claims up 

#52250
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

I'll have to test that out myself.....

Got dibs. I saw what she does to that chair at her shows, from about 30 feet away, and she can do the same on my face. Respectfully of course.  My wife would high five me.

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