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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Elon is a fucking idiot

 

 

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Love when they bring up celebs cosplaying as the villain in a fantasy novel as some sort of gotcha 

6 minutes ago, G650 said:

This guy gets in we are all getting Jammed.

 

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6 minutes ago, G650 said:

This guy gets in we are all getting Jammed.

 

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9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Borderline anti-dentite.

Agreed. Next thing he'll say is that dentists need their own schools.

Also, y'all need to lay off RFK Jr. He knows that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We should just go ahead and put lead back into gasoline.

I hope Maga likes my new snack treat, asbestos cakes!

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well to be fair after all the immigrants get deported someone is going to have to pick the lettuce and do the roofing and subcontracting jobs

Fuck no! I see what you are getting at. We aren't going back to that shit!

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2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

That is a badass advertisement. Damn. 

I'd agree and that gives me a lot of peace.  She's run most everything perfectly the entire time.  If she loses, we are beyond fucked and no need to second guess anything.

9 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

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3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Fuck no! I see what you are getting at. We aren't going back to that shit!

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43 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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The word the kids are fond of is pussy.

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45 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He was hit by a train in '90 and lost the use of his right arm permanently, per Wikipedia.

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57 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Sweet Potato Hitler. I’m using that during family thanksgiving 

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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

What worries me is that if Trump does win and a bunch of first time voters did come out to vote, they'll possibly give up on the next time.  

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Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

Is that good?

Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

There's no way

Holy shit

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I'm legitimately dumbfounded right now

So the earlier leak was real. 

Just now, Js1 said:

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Should I stop jacking off right now? Somebody tell me what to do goddamnit!

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  • Democrat Kamala Harris leads Donald Trump in Iowa 47% to 44%, a new Des Moines Register/Mediacom Iowa Poll shows.
  • A victory for Harris would be a shocking development after Iowa has swung aggressively to the right in recent elections, delivering Trump solid victories in 2016 and 2020.
  • The poll shows that women — particularly those who are older or are politically independent — are driving the late shift toward Harris.
  • Trump continues to lead with his core base of support: men, evangelicals, rural residents and those without a college degree.

Kamala Harris now leads Donald Trump in Iowa — a startling reversal for Democrats and Republicans who have all but written off the state’s presidential contest as a certain Trump victory.  

A new Des Moines Register/Mediacom Iowa Poll shows Vice President Harris leading former President Trump 47% to 44% among likely voters just days before a high-stakes election that appears deadlocked in key battleground states.  

The results follow a September Iowa Poll that showed Trump with a 4-point lead over Harris and a June Iowa Poll showing him with an 18-point lead over Democratic President Joe Biden, who was the presumed Democratic nominee at the time.  

“It’s hard for anybody to say they saw this coming,” said pollster J. Ann Selzer, president of Selzer & Co. “She has clearly leaped into a leading position.” 

 

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Whatttttttt

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I would have easily believed 47-44 Trump and been jumping for joy

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To be clear I don't believe she wins Iowa. But it's hard to see this and not get super confident that the election is hers. If Iowa is tight at all then the blue wall is holding. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

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So... you said Trump up 4-5 would indicate a great day for Kamala and Trump up 8-10 means he likely wins. What does Kamala up 3 mean? Hell freezing over?

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This might be an actual landslide - 2008 territory?

3 hours ago, Haphap said:

 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I would have easily believed 47-44 Trump and been jumping for joy

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Yeah I was gonna say, anything under Trump -4 would have been great news right?

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

The only thing left to say: OU SUCKS!

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Because only trumptards feel the need bring their bullshit to a college football game. Also, State College is basically BCS

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

So... you said Trump up 4-5 would indicate a great day for Kamala and Trump up 8-10 means he likely wins. What does Kamala up 3 mean? Hell freezing over?

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

So... you said Trump up 4-5 would indicate a great day for Kamala and Trump up 8-10 means he likely wins. What does Kamala up 3 mean? Hell freezing over?

 

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


For the women, it’s the attitude and the accent. French women are all-timers.

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Ahhhh, French girls. 80’s/90’s Emmanuelle Béart might have been a borderline obsession for me.  Alas, -ost-90’s EB makes me curse cosmetic surgery.  

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Yeah I was gonna say, anything under Trump -4 would have been great news right?

I said Trump 4-5 would be great news for Kamala. This? This I didn’t even expect. Was that Kansas +5 poll real?!??

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