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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

That dipshit fake injury carpetbagger running against Tester too.

I think he was fucked anyway, Montana Republicans purged their voter rolls to prevent "illegals" from voting, but forgot about how it disqualified their sovereign citizen day of voters.   

So about that time, I was engaged to a girl named Monica. You can imagine the jokes.

My sister was a white house intern the summer prior to Monica’s arrival. But she worked for Gore, has great memories of him sitting around with interns, drinking beers and BSing and providing Dutch uncle type wisdom.

Monica is the epitome of “how to live your life knowing the worst part is in the rear view mirror.”
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

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Without knowing all of that I was thinking Trump by 2 in Iowa now which would match the 2018 Selzer "miss." And should mean Harris wins the EC pretty easily. 

NYT/Siena dropping their last polls of the cycle tomorrow morning. So I’m sure everyone will freak out because they’ve been very pro-Trump

But Selzer’s track record destroys them all 

11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He has the pro-rape vote I guess. But what kind of asshole shows up to a football game with political bullshit? So glad Texas has a bye week if that is what we are seeing this weekend.

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These two fucking dolts wore this to Miss St and then again to Georgia. I'd guess they'd have trash bags on if we'd had a game today.

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

CNN, dogshit that they are just changed all their headlines to suddenly women aren't responding to Trump.  Lol, pure dogshit network.  

Always has been.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Without knowing all of that I was thinking Trump by 2 in Iowa now which would match the 2018 Selzer "miss." And should mean Harris wins the EC pretty easily. 

Yep, even a 2018-style miss for Selzer is still an awful result for Trump. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I know something you don't know about O H I O

Dude, we all know Ohio sucks.

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I really, really wanna believe the Selzer poll.
But my pessimism remains. We shall see. We still don’t know shit about fuck.

7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I have a favor to ask. Can someone please remind me in four hours to consult a doctor?

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17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So two Iowa polls released today were a combined 13 points apart. Okaaaaaaay...

Split the difference and that would be Trump +3.5 and I'd still be elated. 
This thread needs some prime Ludivine Sagniere with a black eye, beaten but unbowed. 
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Just now, Brisketexan said:

I really, really wanna believe the Selzer poll.
But my pessimism remains. We shall see. We still don’t know shit about fuck.

Already a lot of “Not sure whether to believe this, her methodology doesn’t work in a low response era” as if she didn’t nail 2020 and 2022. 

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Also, thank you to all of the women who are voting in this election? They are going to carry this thing through the fucking finish line. 

Minorities, young voters, first time voters, seniors (WTF?), GOTV Democrats -- yes, all very important. But this election is all about the women telling that orange dipshit to fuck all the way off. 

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43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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On a positive note, I guess we get our black jobs back

Yeah even is she’s off like in 2018, Trump is still fucked.  Kamala is gonna win Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Georgia just to rub it in.  He can have Nevada because it don’t make a shit.

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Its beyond anecdotal at this point. There's hard data supporting and showing women overwhelmingly are voting or have already voted for Kamala. 

There's also a significant amount of data showing that there is a high single digit to low double digit defection of Republicans who refuse to vote for fascism. 

If Iowa really is close I am excited about the down ballot races. Might get a House seat or two.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

If Iowa really is close I am excited about the down ballot races. Might get a House seat or two.

I feel like she always polls those too but they won’t be released until Sunday or Monday. But we’ll see. 

@Js1 Just got back from a day of boating in Annapolis.

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Just now, Bateshorn said:

@Js1 Just got back from a day of boating in Annapolis.

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I know you were waiting for this poll as much as I was. 

Also old people not being heavy Trump leans is gonna throw a surprise state or 2 to Harris.

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

@Js1 Just got back from a day of boating in Annapolis.

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Sailing or stinkpotting

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I want to buy a brick from trump tower for a dollar next year. 

Just now, kevwun said:

Also old people not being heavy Trump leans is gonna throw a surprise state or 2 to Harris.

Yeah the most surprising thing about that Selzer poll is the seniors breaking for Kamala. They know what's up. 

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Sailing or stinkpotting

 

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I suppose this makes Iowa the most likely non-swing state for Harris to pick up?

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its beyond anecdotal at this point. There's hard data supporting and showing women overwhelmingly are voting or have already voted for Kamala. 

There's also a significant amount of data showing that there is a high single digit to low double digit defection of Republicans who refuse to vote for fascism. 

This is why the liberals have been forcing sex changes on men. Wake up sheeple!

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6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Also, thank you to all of the women who are voting in this election? They are going to carry this thing through the fucking finish line. 

Minorities, young voters, first time voters, seniors (WTF?), GOTV Democrats -- yes, all very important. But this election is all about the women telling that orange dipshit to fuck all the way off. 

I haven't talked about it on this thread but I am beyond proud that both of my daughters have the opportunity to vote for not only the first woman to be president*, but also the woman whose election saves the American experiment in a moment of grave peril. 




*Inshallah!

18 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trump is underwater with old white guys.  Fucking fabulous.

produce aisle guy told me!

Just now, Red Five said:

I suppose this makes Iowa the most likely non-swing state for Harris to pick up?

Probably? Maybe?

Also whether it’s true or not, no reason for Kamala to have gone to Iowa. It’s so far from a tipping point state in 2024.

But could this be her version of 2008 Indiana/NC?

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

I know something you don't know about O H I O

Judy came from Ohio, she was a scientologist? 

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Sailing or stinkpotting

Give it a rest blowboater!

Picked this up today for our celebratory toast when Kamala wins and the hope that it indeed leads to dotard's conviction. Love a hidden message to go with a tasty dram.68b61f36dd8198ab9aa73a07c2164c29.jpg

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

 

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Nice, the Navy 44s. Built so tough when they hit a concrete pier, the pier breaks.

 

I've sailed them a couple times for Lloyd Phoenix

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1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

Yeah the most surprising thing about that Selzer poll is the seniors breaking for Kamala. They know what's up. 

Say what you want about the Democrats but they have never waivered on their staunch support and defense of Social Security and Medicare.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I suppose this makes Iowa the most likely non-swing state for Harris to pick up?

Texas

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Do we get a "I hate Ann Selzer!!!" truth from Dotard tonight? Or is that reserved for celebrities?

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Yeah the most surprising thing about that Selzer poll is the seniors breaking for Kamala. They know what's up. 

Olds take Medicare seriously 

Books haven't adjusted yet. I have no idea if Bovada pays out but fwiw.

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Just now, BamaATL said:

Texas

I don’t want to hope but those are 2 for 1 votes so they really hurt Trump.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I haven't talked about it on this thread but I am beyond proud that both of my daughters have the opportunity to vote for not only the first woman to be president*, but also the woman whose election saves the American experiment in a moment of grave peril. 
 

Seeing my daughter watch Kamala get sworn in would be an incredible moment as a parent. And it happens on MLK Day this time around, making it extra fantastic, for all of the reasons you can imagine. 

If there really is a God, I sure hope God was holding off on Trump's eventual death just so he would have to be alive to watch her get sworn in. 

Honestly, Iowa is a such a wildcard that I could see him losing it. 

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3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Yeah the most surprising thing about that Selzer poll is the seniors breaking for Kamala. They know what's up. 

Old people remember the world before Roe, remember that Russia is an enemy, and heard stories about fascism at the dinner table. I've been more than a little upset they haven't rejected Trump sooner but their old brains are more susceptible to being conned and the Fox News brainwashing. 

If Iowa goes Harris, don’t be shocked if NE-1 and NE-2 go blue

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