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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Guy who shit on his kid because they are trans. 

To shit on her he would have to acknowledge her existence. I have a friend who’s kid is friends with her and he alerted me years ago, while I still admired Musk that he was an absolute piece of shit.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

her track record means this poll is clearly showing a) late Movement to Harris, b) Trump Midwest slippage is real. 

This fucking loser tries to make everything about poker. Shut the fuck up nerd

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

FYI… Harris joins Rudolph during cold open maybe?

 

 

AP Sources: Kamala Harris will appear on SNL in last episode before presidential election

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

It’s gonna be even funnier when they get blown out because they’ve spent the last 2 months gaslighting women by telling them women don’t b care about abortion access 

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

One thing I’m curious about is crossover endorsements.   There are a bunch of republicans who have spoke out against Trump to flat out endorsed Harris.   Who are the reverse?   Tulsi & RFK Jr (I guess).   I assume I’m missing several.    

Tulsi and RFK Jr have always pulled the Qanons and Qanon adjacents.  Those people were always going to vote Trump or maybe stay home if they were still mad at his claiming credit for the vaccine. If anything RFK Jr is going to help drive some to Harris.

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s gonna be even funnier when they get blown out because they’ve spent the last 2 months gaslighting women by telling them women don’t b care about abortion access 

 

 
 
 

Not only that but they don’t want this fucking guy being the one in control.
25 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What does that mean? 

Oh no we suck again!

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That poll got Aubrey all pumped up.

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19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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59 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I suppose this makes Iowa the most likely non-swing state for Harris to pick up?

If she's ahead in Iowa, I would think Ohio is in play too.

38 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They don't want Elmo taking away their social security. 

I think Elon fucked this up for Trump the way Showgirls fucked up Elizabeth Berkeley’s acting career. 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s gonna be even funnier when they get blown out because they’ve spent the last 2 months gaslighting women by telling them women don’t b care about abortion access 

Frank Luntz has been doing this for two years.

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WE’RE BACK MOTHERFUCKER

 

 

Maybe

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Interesting coming from former RNC Chair. Imagine he has plenty of inside info. Maybe about the NYT polls tomorrow?

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Yeah assholes, those of us that don't belong to a fucking cult don't feel the need to wave flags.

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

That dipshit fake injury carpetbagger running against Tester too.

I posted a video on the senate thread.  He's a fucking lyin' motherfucker. He shot himself.  No doubt. 

40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

oh hey guys, here's the "unskewed" version

 

Fucking swam tried so hard. 

 

And has anybody heard from Mr. tailored jersey? 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

her track record means this poll is clearly showing a) late Movement to Harris, b) Trump Midwest slippage is real. 

Hey, Nate.  

Go fuck yourself you fucking incel.

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Unrelated tangent, my wife just said something rather profound, and not at all related to the election, but it sort of struck a cord:

"Why is your gender so god damn ignorant?!" 

 

In the unlikely event you couldn't tell, I'd done something I wasn't supposed to.  However, I do think it's applicable here.  

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Interesting coming from former RNC Chair. Imagine he has plenty of inside info. Maybe about the NYT polls tomorrow?

 

All of us right now

I hear that Juliette Binoche is tickled pink by this news.

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Marion is overjoyed….

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Unrelated tangent, my wife just said something rather profound, and not at all related to the election, but it sort of struck a cord:
"Why is your gender so god damn ignorant?!" 
 
In the unlikely event you couldn't tell, I'd done something I wasn't supposed to.  However, I do think it's applicable here.  

My wife has told me more than once that a lot of men don’t actually like women. They like what women do for them and nothing more.

Almost a 7 point swing in Harris’ favor on Polymarket too

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Unrelated tangent, my wife just said something rather profound, and not at all related to the election, but it sort of struck a cord:

"Why is your gender so god damn ignorant?!" 

 

In the unlikely event you couldn't tell, I'd done something I wasn't supposed to.  However, I do think it's applicable here.  

Was at an event with the wife today. Groups of girls: organized, respectful, cooperative, happy, positive and supportive.

Boys: disruptive, rude, breaking shit, shit talking eachother, unsupportive, wild swings between joy and rage.  vindictive.

On 11/1/2024 at 5:09 PM, Mole said:

Family values and protecting our children, supposedly conservative values:

My 7-year-old loves learning about presidents. He can tell you info about most presidents — their party, when they were elected, who they beat, something interesting about their presidency, etc. He wanted to watch the debate and I had to tell him that it wasn’t appropriate for children since that guy would likely say terrible things — which he did. Anything involving the former president should be rated NC-17.

Not sure where you’re from but I recommend you taking your kid to the Truman presidential library. It’s in the kansas city area in Independence. It’s amazing.

I spent 4 hours there and only made it about halfway through.

Does this translate to taking the House and keeping / improving in the Senate?? Harris needs both to really do work.

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

Was at an event with the wife today. Groups of girls: organized, respectful, cooperative, happy, positive and supportive.

Boys: disruptive, rude, breaking shit, shit talking eachother, unsupportive, wild swings between joy and rage.  vindictive.

I just ate the last piece of Halloween candy, somehow I was supposed to know to save that one.  I'm in time out.  

This thread has taught me that there are a ton of Plaza tv shows and movies which I have never seen.

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The Trump campaign on Saturday bashed a new Iowa poll showing former President Donald Trump is no longer leading in the state, which he won in 2016 and 2020.

“Every cycle, there’s one idiotic survey,” Trump campaign senior adviser Jason Miller told reporters in Greensboro in response to a question from CNN.

To the surprise of no one at all, his team is already spinning this like mad. Never mind the historical accuracy of the "idiotic survey" in question.

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12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This fucking loser tries to make everything about poker. Shut the fuck up nerd


 

Nate Silver in pumpkin form

 

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19 minutes ago, WBT said:

If she's ahead in Iowa, I would think Ohio is in play too.

@immamac tried to tell you fuckers.

3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Does this translate to taking the House and keeping / improving in the Senate?? Harris needs both to really do work.

Dems should be favored in the House. Senate is much more complicated. But this poll should be a warning sign to a few GOP senators or challengers 

18 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I think Elon fucked this up for Trump the way Showgirls fucked up Elizabeth Berkeley’s acting career. 

Everything Elmo touches turns to shit.  He sank Meatball Ron's campaign with his big reveal.  Dotard's campaign really started to hit the skids after his Sylvester the Cat podcast with Elmo on xitter.  Elmo finished him off with his attempted vote buying scheme and general weirdoness at dotard rallies.

7 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Not sure where you’re from but I recommend you taking your kid to the Truman presidential library. It’s in the kansas city area in Independence. It’s amazing.

I spent 4 hours there and only made it about halfway through.

If you make it to Independence it’s not that far to Eisenhowers in Abilene Kansas too

59 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

oh hey guys, here's the "unskewed" version

 

That's still not good for Trump.

Has someone started a thread over yonder in that other forum aggregating all the Aubrey Plaza gifs? For research purposes?

Because they’ve become too hard for me to keep up with here.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Already a lot of “Not sure whether to believe this, her methodology doesn’t work in a low response era” as if she didn’t nail 2020 and 2022. 

Oh I missed that post from Sushi.

Hold on, is Swam somehow associated with polling?

If so, I didn't know that, probably because I didn't care.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

That's still not good for Trump.

No it is not

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6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Has someone started a thread over yonder in that other forum aggregating all the Aubrey Plaza gifs? For research purposes?

Because they’ve become too hard for me to keep up with here.

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1 hour ago, locodos said:

Old women remember having to have a man sign for their banking account as recently as 1974.  Fucking crazy.  They may not be totally pro choice, but they remember being 100% chattel.

Imagine more than a few of them just want to live to see a woman president. 

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

I think it's pretty damn clear that wives are going against their Trumpy husbands in droves.

You know, if that Iowa poll is real, it’s going to be hilarious when all these dipshits realize they lost getting cuckolded at the ballot box.

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