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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they changed the world forever ….

 

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They aged into their 50s pretty well.

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They aged into their 50s pretty well.

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id knock up julia tonight, if presented with the opportunity 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Unrelated tangent, my wife just said something rather profound, and not at all related to the election, but it sort of struck a cord:

"Why is your gender so god damn ignorant?!" 

 

In the unlikely event you couldn't tell, I'd done something I wasn't supposed to.  However, I do think it's applicable here.  

My wife’s version, when she’s particularly torqued off, is:

”Heterosexuality is a curse on woman.”

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

live look at @Brisketexan’s fridge ….

 

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You are now literally posting your own posts too late. Jesus fucking Christ man. 

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Interesting

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22 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


My wife has told me more than once that a lot of men don’t actually like women. They like what women do for them and nothing more.

I do remember back when I was dating, men would tell me shit about how nuts women are. And sure some of them did some crazy stuff, but dating makes all of us nuts.

But I usually answered back "Yeah but you see the crazy shit we do? I would prefer to date them than us."

I don’t know whether to think that’s plausible or implausible. But let’s say it’s only half as big. Still a good poll for her.

My guess is #3 of these:

 

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Interesting

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It's probably more like "Amy Coney Barrett siding with Alito" is the little domino, but it's funnier as "Joe Rogan recommends Tony Hinchcliff to the Trump team"

32 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hey, Nate.  

Go fuck yourself you fucking incel.

He's not an incel.  he's very active on Grindr.  

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Hold on, is Swam somehow associated with polling?

If so, I didn't know that, probably because I didn't care.

Not exactly.  He used to come here during the Obama days, and "unskew" the polls and tell us how McCain/Romney was sure to win. 

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Posting hot French girls and you've left out Monique Junet? 

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1 minute ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

pics?

28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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What movie is this from and where may I acquire it

2 minutes ago, troph said:

She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

Pics?

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t know whether to think that’s plausible or implausible. But let’s say it’s only half as big. Still a good poll for her.

My guess is #3 of these:

 

This is certainly not the first poll to show Harris doing very well with college educated voters. Not sure if GEM’s complaint is the weighting or the margin. But this is a demo Dems have done better and better with. Dems overall won that demo +10 in 2020

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

I think the extended version of my wife’s line is:

If I didn’t like duck, I would have gone to Smith and ditched y’all decades ago. 

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Not exactly.  He used to come here during the Obama days, and "unskew" the polls and tell us how McCain/Romney was sure to win. 

Ah, the good old days when I never spent time reading the cloak room.

1 minute ago, troph said:

So cute and such an underrated flick. 

Franch… Dressing!

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You are now literally posting your own posts too late. Jesus fucking Christ man. 

Election is on Tuesday, dumbass.

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Meg is way overthinking stuff.

They've been explicit about owning rights to a woman's body and mind, particularly white women, so I don't know what would surprise you.

unrelated but also related thread

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39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This thread has taught me that there are a ton of Plaza tv shows and movies which I have never seen.

We need a list 

19 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

That’s why god made strap-ons and dildos. 

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22 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve got a friend in divorce because she just can suffer stupid anymore and she wishes women would do it for her. She then sighs and says something about how much she loves dick.

Kamala Harris Waiting GIF by Election 2020

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Oh lordt

 

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55 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


My wife has told me more than once that a lot of men don’t actually like women. They like what women do for them and nothing more.

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

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We need a list 

The hacked video of her from the original happening was one of the best out of all of them.
30 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Posting hot French girls and you've left out Monique Junet? 

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Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Nothing but handjobs with this fucking guy. 

 

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3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

not this man.

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Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

They were pleased when trump dumped billions on farmers after his tariffs raw dogged them. 

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wondering if all the Trump tariff talks have farmers thinking twice in Iowa. They were not pleased last time around.

My Iowa farmers are basically betting Trump will cut them a check again 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

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Seltzer dropped her poll in November. pedantry matters. 

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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have been saying this for years. And men really have a problem with independent, successful women. 

I'm completely fine it being the Womens time to run this country. 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the black jobs !!!!

I cannot believe half of my family is voting for this asshole. It’s so disappointing. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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The fact that was leaked on a Saturday night speaks volumes.  

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